I was going to ignore this desperate attempt to gain some attention by Ted Cruz….but I had to see if it would go viral of…….of course it did because it has two of the most important things to a dipshit conserv……guns and bacon……..
If you would like to see it again then help yourself and afterwards I will leave you with my closing statement……
In an IJReview.com video published Monday, the Republican presidential candidate wraps an uncooked bacon strip around a machine gun, secures it with foil paper, and shoots a target using four magazines of 5.56 ammo, until the gun is so hot that the bacon is crispy and and browned.
The video is the perfect example of conservative politics……..they spent about $80 for the ammo to cook about $1 worth of bacon…..they wasted time and money………PERFECT!
Piss away cash to accomplish little……..and there is the entire program for conservative politics…….like I said…..PERFECT!
That’s what Republicans do! They come on with all the rhetoric about how they are going to save money for the taxpayers and then once they get elected they spend more money than anybody. Check out the record of the George W. Bush administration if you have problems believing this.
I know……that is why this vid is perfect description of how Repubs govern…..
…. and notice, it wasn’t even a machine gun!! Listen to the sounds. He has to hit the trigger for every shot. He’s slimy, disgusting & arrogant!!
It is the perfect metaphor to illustrate GOP governance……spend money with little results…..chuq
He’s as asshat & an awful clown. Can’t stand his sneering face! Ugh!
He is a typical self-centered weasel…….
Weasel!! That’s the word … perfect!!!
Good call….
Thanx……I think it is the perfect metaphor…..chuq
Bacon, you say?
Well, in fairness, Cruz was born right around where the “N” is on the map in this clip -eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04u58ifxmRA
So, fryin’ up some back bacon is second nature to this hosehead.
I am not sure he was so much born as he was found under a rock with slime and slugs……
No, Cruz oozed out of the McKenzie Brothers’ greasy frying pan and immediately started sucking on this baby bottle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCZWBtwUTI
All those beers & smokes at such a young age, no wonder he moved to the US & became a Republican. As for guns, it’s his way of convincing people he’s actually an American, not a Canadian…and can run for President next year.
(Note: Canuckistan’s PM-for-life, Stevie Harper, just called an election on Sunday. It might be Canada’s longest election since WW2. The vote won’t take place until mid-October!!! Uh, THIS October. I know an election that takes less than 2 years will blow your American mind. So I hope you were sittin’ down -eh?)
OMG! An election in a couple of months……what are you guys thinking…..LOL
That’s exactly it. We were thinking -eh! 🙂
We’re thinking we can save a fuckwad of money on all that empty political posturing, endless negative ads, spam-mails demanding donations to “fend off Armageddon” and continuous play-by-play coverage of every inane detail of the horse race. (See: “Clinton might be in that van behind the fast food outlet! Everybody run!”) …Especially since few Canadians give a shit about politics anymore.
Truth is, most Canucks only have 8 second attention span now. http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadians-now-have-shorter-attention-span-than-goldfish-thanks-to-portable-devices-microsoft-study They’re more interested in really important stuff like Bruce Jenner’s latest nip-slip.
Canucks still remotely interested in politics have been sucked into the glamorous, high maintenance, airplane vacuum-toilet that is American politics. So, we just don’t need more than a couple of months to select our dictator for the next 5 years. Might as well spend the time relaxing, getting high as fuck, frying up some bacon and drinking our stronger beer.
Someday, I’m going to learn how to post links to videos without embedding them. But that would probably take more than 8 seconds, so fuck it.
LOL
Damn…Americans must really be in a coma…..LOL