Karma Is A Cruel Bitch!

I know you guys have heard that old saying before…..well it has been my experience that it is very, very true……

Some do not believe that it is true that all is not as it seems……well let me offer a couple of examples to say it is try…….at least to me……

Have you heard the reports of Jared from Subway?  I case you are confused……

Longtime Subway pitchman and married father of two Jared Fogle will be heading to prison: Documents released today by the US attorney’s office in Indianapolis say Fogle has agreed to plead guilty to one count of travel to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor and one count of distribution and receipt of child pornography. The agreement filed by prosecutors ahead of Fogle’s expected court appearance says he agrees to: pay $1.4 million in restitution to 14 minor victims, each receiving $100,000; register as a sex offender; and undergo treatment for sexual disorders. It says the government will recommend a sentence of no more than 12½ years in prison, and Fogle will not ask for a sentence of less than five years in prison. Fogle attorney Ron Elberger says he has no comment “at this time.”

On Nov. 3, 2012, Fogle allegedly paid a 17-year-old girl he had found online to engage in sex acts while he was staying at the Plaza Hotel in New York City, according to a court document. Several months later, he again paid her for sex acts while staying at the Ritz-Carlton, according to the document, which says the girl told Fogle her age when they first met and that he knew she was a minor. After the first meeting, the document said, Fogle texted the girl and offered to pay her a fee if she could find him another underage girl to pay for sex acts, stating “that he would accept a 16-year-old girl, while stating that the younger the girl, the better,” the document said. The document also alleged that Fogle on multiple occasions received sexually explicit images and videos produced by Russell Taylor, 43, who ran the charitable Jared Foundation

What has this got to do with Karma?

Easy…..their spokesperson gets nailed for child porn because their ads are mispronouncing the word …….guacamole!

Want more proof of karma?

Okay….can do……..

Have you seen these rash of morons that are calling their shops “Muslim Free Zones”……

………….in prejudiced America, an Oktaha, Oklahoma gun shop also decided to declare itself Muslim-free. Well, the universe decided to play a little game of what goes around comes around. The Associated Press reports that a man guarding the store accidentally shot himself. According to the AP, the man accidentally dropped his gun and a bullet hit his arm. The incident occurred at Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear, located outside of Tulsa.

I can think of only one word to describe this…….KARMA!

Enough said?

13 thoughts on “Karma Is A Cruel Bitch!

      1. Health is okay just those damn semi-annual visits that are more pain in the butt than helpful…..but since I am an old fart…..better safe than sorry, right?

  1. I know it’s unfashionable, but I’m not one to cock-block and certainly not one to call for the “monsterization” of somebody having consensual sex with a 17 year old. (which is legal in my country, despite recently upping “legal” to 16) But PAYING for it??? That just makes it all the more pathetic, especially for a guy with a modicum of celebrity. Creepy perv!

    But it’s certainly Kharma for Subway, or as I call it, The Listeria Express. They sell this lie that their products are healthy when they aren’t and they use this lecherous dope to help trick people into thinking it. The healthy mis-label is designed to get people to eat all their products thinking their healthy and to eat more than they otherwise would have.

    But ONE count of child porn??? In this Digital Era who has just ONE piece of child porn? Some guy in my neck of the woods was arrested for possession of over 10,000 images. I smell a rat. Maybe Subway applied a little “damage limitation” interference.

      1. Yeah, an industrial slaughterhouse producing heavily salted meats of indistinct origin… kind of smell to it.

  2. Disgusting. I thought there was something off about him. My trust meter regarding people is off. Subway has strategic marketing. The guy who did 30 days on McDonalds to prove it was unhealthy, could easily put together a doc why it is “healthy” or as healthy as fast food can get. Salads and other options. For Christmas sake, a hamburger only has 250 calories. At wendys you can get fricken Apple slices with a kid meal. I’m sure you could request it for adults too…or just order the kid meal. Bleh.

      1. Mine was an off hand at humor…..Jared gets busted because the ads mispronounce “guacamole”…..lame but it kinda fit with the whole karma thingy

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