It is a Sunday and I am tired of trying to teach my dog to yoddle!

OK here we go! This is the yin and the yang

The Boda and the Bing

Take a snooze, for this is worthless f*cking news!

1–It is raining planes again; there were crashes in CA, Poland, NV, VA, FL and NY, just to mention a few. The train is looking more appealing daily.

2–The famed Coney Island may soon be gone. Developers are buying up the land and no one seems to know what they are planning.

3–Some a/hole paid $100 million for a diamond encrusted skull–now that is having more money than brains.

4–report that a DC Fire House was running some sort of hooker operation out of it. Maybe they were bored!

5–A 3000 yr old beekeeping site has been found in Israel. What a honey of a story!

6–New report on MINN bridge that collapsed–they are blaming pigeon sh*t! It is corrosive and damaging over the yrs. I guess it easier than finding out what really happened.

7–McDonald’s sells 17 Big Macs per second. Just buy them and glue them to your ass.

8–A young woman was thrown off a flite because of the way she was dressed. She wore a white mini dress and a green sweater. Nothing exposed, with the exception of a great pair of…..legs. I was unaware that there was a dress code for flying.

Not much more that has not been reported. All and all it was a exceptional average week!

The Professor is OUT–peace y’all!