Anal-Ocity

And yet another candidate for the ASSIE AWARD!

How can rational people make these types of statements? OOPS! SORRY! That would be assuming they are rational. Silly me!

Newly announced presidential candidate, Fred Thompson, has given his lean on the reason that the Sunni tribes are now allied with the US.

SIOUX CITY, Iowa – Freshly minted GOP White House hopeful Fred Thompson puzzled Iowans yesterday by insisting an Al Qaeda smoking ban was one reason freedom-loving Iraqis bolted to the U.S. side.

“They said, ‘You gotta quit smoking,'” Thompson explained to a questioner asking about progress in Iraq during a town hall-style meeting.

As I have said in the past, “I CANNOT MAKE THIS SH*T UP!” I love my job!

Fred Heads Unite!

Or is it Fred Necks unite? whichever suits you best.

But now that he is a candidate, an official candidate, the crap comes out and will it sway voters to or from his campaign?

Baggage:

1–waiting too long for announcement of candidacy.

2–implicated in a medicare fraud case.

3–firm represented those terrorists implicated in the Lockerbie plane bomb.

I am sure more will come to light as the campaigns go forward.

But Wait! There is more!

Fred has said that the anti-smoking ban by alQaeda is the reason that the Iraqi tribes have become allies with the US. ( I cannot make this stuff up!)

Now the question is, will Fred be successful in his bid? That is the $64 question. The mentality of the American people never ceases to amaze me on the grasp of bullsh*t.

CHUQ

Weekly News UpDate

It is a Sunday and I am tired of trying to teach my dog to yoddle!

OK here we go! This is the yin and the yang

The Boda and the Bing

Take a snooze, for this is worthless f*cking news!

1–It is raining planes again; there were crashes in CA, Poland, NV, VA, FL and NY, just to mention a few. The train is looking more appealing daily.

2–The famed Coney Island may soon be gone. Developers are buying up the land and no one seems to know what they are planning.

3–Some a/hole paid $100 million for a diamond encrusted skull–now that is having more money than brains.

4–report that a DC Fire House was running some sort of hooker operation out of it. Maybe they were bored!

5–A 3000 yr old beekeeping site has been found in Israel. What a honey of a story!

6–New report on MINN bridge that collapsed–they are blaming pigeon sh*t! It is corrosive and damaging over the yrs. I guess it easier than finding out what really happened.

7–McDonald’s sells 17 Big Macs per second. Just buy them and glue them to your ass.

8–A young woman was thrown off a flite because of the way she was dressed. She wore a white mini dress and a green sweater. Nothing exposed, with the exception of a great pair of…..legs. I was unaware that there was a dress code for flying.

Not much more that has not been reported. All and all it was a exceptional average week!

The Professor is OUT–peace y’all!