What Were They Thinking?

Finally the weekend has arrived and I can smile more and enjoy life a little better……there is only so much insanity that one brain can handle before it shuts down…..thank God for weekends……

From time to time I read about a crime that makes me shake my head and ask the age old question….what were they thinking?

And I found just such a report……

Today I want to write about Oregon….and NO it has nothing to do with the horrific shootings……but it does involve something horrific……

In what could be the most Portland crime ever, the hapless driver of a refrigerated truck for a Seattle natural-foods wholesaler reported his tofu-laden vehicle stolen Tuesday, the Oregonian reports. The driver made a morning stop at a Safeway, but came back out after 20 minutes or so to find the truck was gone. It was found a few hours later, about three miles from where it was taken, but its load of what the Oregonian labels “flavorless soybean product” and organic juice was gone, authorities say. A witness told cops a man and woman had abandoned the truck; the value of its tofu haul isn’t known.

Okay….who in their right mind would steal of all things….tofu?

For the life of me I cannot think of one thing tofu is good for….other than some sort of inhumane torture……it may be good…….but unfortunately for the tofu industry I will NEVER know.

The perp needs to be checked for sanity…..in my book….they are batcrap crazy!