Wait! Should that be “election” not “erection”? I used the word “erection” in the title because all those rabid Trump supporters are dealing with wood on several levels…..Cruz has tucked his tail and will slither back to the Senate and the media is starting to use the term “presumptive” when talking about Donald…..
Ted Cruz is out. The Texas senator is ending his campaign after being routed in Indiana by Donald Trump in Tuesday’s primary, reports the AP. Cruz had staged a last stand in the state in the hope of preventing Trump from securing the nomination, but he told supporters that he has no “viable path to victory” after the loss. “The voters chose another path,” he said. “We gave it everything we’ve got.” Trump, who was leading by about 15 points, had been declared the winner as soon as polls closed at 7pm EDT. “We’re going after Hillary Clinton,” he told his own supporters after Cruz’s announcement. “And we’re going to win.” In his speech, Trump also praised Cruz as “one hell of a competitor” and said he had an “amazing future.”
Shortly after Cruz’s bombshell, Republican National Committee chief Reince Priebus tweeted that Trump is the “presumptive nominee,” adding that “we all need to unite and focus on defeating” Clinton. In his own speech, Cruz made no mention of the front-runner. Earlier in the day, however, he unleashed a diatribe, calling Trump a “serial philanderer” and a “pathological liar,” notes NBC News. That came after Trump dredged up a bizarre National Enquirer report linking Cruz’s dad to Lee Harvey Oswald. John Kasich was a distant third in Indiana, though he gave no indication he planned to follow Cruz’s lead and drop out.
If you listen closely you will hear the orgasmic howls of the Trunp-ites….now they can turn their venom toward the Clintons…..
Congrats Donald….now use the power well.
Ted Cruz is a complete fucktard!!!! I’m glad Canuckistan deported him.
It now seems pretty clear that this idiot actually thought he was going to win the whole time. Even within the insanity that is 2016, that’s crazy! From the moment Trump decided to actually run, at no point in time was there ANY reason to think Cruz could do better than a decent 2nd. Even after the limp-dicked Republican establishment jumped ship from Little Marco’s rubber dingy. Speaking of Little Marco, Cruz sabotaged Marco in his pathetic attempt to win Florida by running a real campaign there. This not only guaranteed Trump would take all 99 Florida delegates, but that Little Marco’s dingy would sink. Cruz needed Little Marco to undercut Trump in places Cruz had no chance in, so that he’d have a better chance overall. Idiot!
Cruz kept acting like he could win enough delegates to pass Trump, even after that became a mathematical impossibility. The best Cruz could ever do was keep Trump from clinching it before the convention. Even the idea of tightening the gap was crazy. A tea-bagging, religious, nut-job from the South (of Alberta) who routinely decries the Northeast was going to sweep the region??? And then carry California??? I’m surprised he did as well as he did. Still, any anti-Trump voter with half a brain there would have voted for the more viable K-Suck. Instead, they split the vote and allowed bigger victories for Trump.
And last week, Cruz was still so sure he was going to win…the imbecile actually chose his VP candidate! But just days later, he drops out because he only got 36.7% in Indiana? WHY? What the hell changed? He was NEVER going to win this thing. All this idiot had to do was hang in there until the convention. Maybe the party gives him the nomination. Maybe not. But at least he goes back to Washington with a strong Silver Medal and 10X the respect & power he had before.
Nope. This nag pulls a Jeb! move by taking himself out to “the back 40” and shooting himself in the back of the head. Meanwhile, the only guy who displayed a semblance of a brain during the entire race, K-Suck, just keeps rolling along, stepping over all the corpses.
Sad news….rumors that K-suck will call it quits….maybe later today….
As usual, I take NO stock in rumour, speculation and “Gordon Lightfoot is Dead” stories. K-Suck has been rumoured to be dropping out before, to no avail.
But if it were true, that would be the first stupid move he made (aside from getting into this nonsense in the first place). I can only speculate that it would be the result of orders from above. Why he would listen to orders from above at this point is anyone’s guess, seeing as “above” is as powerless, irrelevant and forgotten as a Gitmo detainee.
It’s official he is gone…gone….gone.
Fuck me with a fork! That means Trump is….oh fuck, I can’t even type it.
Yep…not looking good at all…
Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison’d entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Macbeth…..to you…
😉
That sounds like the ingredients in a hot dog…..LOL
AND now after sex the donald wants to cuddle; “Trump may pick Cruz as running mate?” I think i’ll puke on several levels. dru
Nope, too much hate there…..he will go for an ass kisser like Nikki Haley….chuq
Yah you’re probably right. THE MEDIA just loves to stir. dru
Don’t forget the Christie connection…he also likes kissing ass…chuq