Tired Of Brady’s Balls?

This is the story of the decade according to the media……they have covered this wall to wall for days…..and now there is a ruling and the millionaires in the media are defending the millionaires in the NFL.

As usual the media is fixating on the punishment and how unfair it is to the Pats and mostly to Brady……they are overlooking the real story……the Pats cheated…..and cheated when they did not have to do so….they were gonna win the game anyway.  They overlook the fact this is the second time for the Pats to cheat during a game…..sounds like a cult of unsportsmanlike conduct.

The media is worried about what this will do Brady and his chances for the Hall Of Fame…….here is an idea….maybe talk about the loos of integrity of the League!

A story broke yesterday that at least 11 NFL teams were paid to have a “We Support The Troops” Day……paid by the government to have these events.  No one is talking about that in conjunction with the Ball scandal…….why?  I mean these teams have to be paid to show respect to our troops and veterans?  How’s that for integrity?

BTW while you were bitching about Brady’s balls….NO Americans died last week as a result of combat!  let me say that again……No Americans died last week as a result of combat”!

Personally, I could care less what happens to Brady and his Balls!   There are far more important issues to fret over than the scrutiny of Balls!  But what can you expect from a society that thinks reality TV is entertainment…..

Balls To (Sen.) Cotton!

On any normal news day what would you think would be a bigger story?  1) Iranian nuke deal bill clears Senate or 2) the amount of air in  a football or it could be a story about the UK’s labor leader, Balls……….I will pause here for you to consider the two choices……..(insert music from Jeopardy here)………

You are right!  Of course the air in footballs takes precedent over any other news of the day.  But while you were totally consumed by the amount of air in Brady’s balls….the world may have become a bit more safe.

The Senate bill was voted on yesterday…….it was approved 98-1……..

In a 98-1 vote, the Senate has passed a bill which will give them veto power over the P5+1 nuclear deal with Iran. The lone “no” vote was from ultrahawkish Sen. Tom Cotton (R – AR), who was angry his amendments weren’t approved.

Senate hawks are expressing hope that even this watered down bill will effectively do that anyhow, saying they believe that Congress would not approve the deal as presently written, and will insist on “improvements” that will themselves almost certainly be unacceptable to the rest of the nations involved.

The lone dissenting vote was naturally the mouthy freshman senator from Arkansas, Tom Cotton….he voted against it because none of his outrageous amendments made it into the bill…..acting like a kid on the playground that will not get his way so he stomps off and refuses to play any more (we should be so lucky)…….But wait there is more!

Sen. Cotton in his rush to squash the Iranian nuke deal has sided with an Iranian “terrorist” group named…………Organization of Iranian American Communities (OIAC), a front group for the Mujahedeen-e-Khalq (MEK or MKO).

An interesting sounding group right that pretends to be the “democratic” voice of Iran in search of regime change……but a closer look at the history of the MEK……..

The MEK, which has worked hard – and spent a lot of money — to gain respectability in Washington since its armed units surrendered to U.S. forces in Iraq in 2003, is believed to have been responsible for the killing of six Americans in Iran between 1973 and 1976. Exiled following a power struggle in the early years of the Islamic Republic, the group fought alongside Saddam Hussein in the Iran-Iraq war. Following a lengthy lobbying and legal campaign that included the payment of substantial honoraria to prominent U.S. politicians and retired national-security officials, the MEK was removed from the State Department’s terrorism list in 2012.

“It appears that Cotton, who has quickly displaced Lindsey Graham as the Senate’s most hawkish member, has decided that it is necessary – perhaps even politically desirable – to make common cause with a group that has committed serious human rights abuses, allied itself for some two decades with Saddam Hussein, and carried out terrorist acts, including against U.S. citizens and servicemen – all in the interests of sabotaging an Iran nuclear agreement.”  (quoted from Lobelog)

In his desire, Cotton, to crap on any chance of a peaceful conclusion of the Iranian nuke situation…..he will chum up with ‘terrorist’ who had , in the past, killed Americans and more recently fought US troops in Iraq just to make his handlers happy…….

Is this someone you want speaking for you?  Seriously!  Is this a person who has the best interests of the country at heart or an opportunistic twat?

I now return you to the mind numbing saga of the grip on Brady’s balls.

 

Iraq beat Iran

No this not some headline from the early 80’s….when Saddam was at war with Iran……nope it is a bit more recent than that……

There is not much good news….great news coming out of Iraq these days….all the death and destruction…..but there was a bright spot in the sports world for Iraq……

 

Iraq beat Iran on penalties to settle classic Asian Cup encounter | Football | The Guardian.

 

I would like to say CONGRATS!  Now time to celebrate and then get to work for the next round….good luck!

Greedy Little Sh*ts

My readers know I do not post much on sports….for one I think most athletes are spoiled little brats with little redeeming quality other than running….but I read a piece the other day that made me just shake my head in disgust…….so I guess I am the archetypical American….football is a sport that is nothing more than a diversion from daily life not some altar to be worshiped at…..

(Newser) – Coldplay, Katy Perry, and Rihanna: One of them will headline next year’s Super Bowl halftime show, and it might just come down to whoever is willing to shell out for the privilege. Citing “people familiar with the matter,” the Wall Street Journal reports that the NFL, in notifying each act that they’re the finalists under consideration, is also asking if, ahem, they might be willing to toss some post-halftime show income or “some other type of financial contribution” the league’s way. The NFL isn’t commenting on particulars, and a rep would say only that its commitment is only “to put on the best possible show.”

Though the Journal notes that the idea met a “chilly reception,” it’s an interesting gambit: Last year’s show hauled in 115.3 million viewers, and artists such as Bruno Mars and Beyonce have successfully used their performances as a springboard for concert tours—often putting tickets on sale virtually as the curtain goes down. CD and MP3 sales often see a boost, as well, though it’s tough to gauge exactly what that windfall might be. As for who might be inclined to cough up, the Verge notes that all three acts are well-established cash cows and don’t need the exposure the way an up-and-comer might. That said, Rihanna is currently recording her first album since 2012, and, well, if she happened to time its release fortuitously, might have the most to gain.

We all know how strapped the NFL is for cash…..(don’t bother….it was sarcasm)…..I mean look at what they pull in for ads placed during the Super Bowl….but now they are pushing the limits of their profit making apparatus.

But we will see which ‘star’ is truly a entertainer and which are in it for purely egotistical reasons…..

Go Fightin’ Whities!

In the last month or so there has been a fight going on among the NFL, fans and Bubbas about the name and logo of the Washington Redskins……Native Americans are upset by the slight…..fans are upset because they may have the name of their team changed top something less offensive……most do not understand why it is offensive then those people are not NAs are they?

I have an idea for them…..why not change the Redskins to the Fightin’ Whities? (actually there is already a team named that so it is just a idea)…….

 

Or maybe something along this line…….

 

There is a whole array of Fightin’ Whities stuff at Cafe Press……

 

 

 

Or maybe something along the lines of the Caucasians……..

Anyway….a change is gonna come…..why not go out with a little humor?

Whatcha think?

R U Ready For Some Football?

Oh wait!  Either I am a bit late or really early.  But what the Hell it is Sunday so go with it……

There’s never been a woman in the NFL, but that’s not stopping Lauren Silberman. Just by trying out at the NFL regional trials on Sunday, she’ll be making history, becoming the first woman to do so, reports the AP. Silberman, 28, has no experience playing organized football, but she did play soccer at the University of Wisconsin, notes USA Today. She secured the invitation to the regional trial after video surfaced online of her making NFL field goals at an exhibition event. “I am working hard to prepare but I am also realistic about my chances,” she says. “I hope my willingness to put myself out there inspires others to seize opportunities and challenges.” Even though the odds are long, NFL punter Sean Landeta gives Silberman credit for competing. “I give her points for giving it a shot,” he says. “She’s obviously following her dream.”

Okay you macho dudes, whatcha think?  After all it is women’s history month.  Women can serve in combat now, why not football?

On Penn State

I was not going to write on this issue because I knew it would piss me off and put me in a foul mood for the rest of the day…..but somethings need to be addressed whether they piss you off or not…..

By now everybody in this country have heard the story of the PSU coach who has been accused of raping little boys for years….I know most men know of it because it involves football and that is something that they must keep track of in the their lives……more so than the country that is dying slowly….but who is in the lead in the BCS is the important issue…….

Okay, it seems that this degenerate was observed raping a small boy in the college’s football showers….the person that observed it reported it to Paterno who in turn told the AD….the punishment was the keys were taken away from the man who committed the crime……and then it was swept under the president’s rug and everyone went ton their way playing football….enough done!

What crap!  For one thing Paterno like any other winning, high visible program, the head coach is king on the campus….when he speaks the president listens and then does…..I want to know how a school that has been a champion of decency could allow this to happen….and how did anyone involved in the cover up could sleep at night…..

At what point did a sports program become more important than the rape of a minor?

Paterno has lost his job…..and with the announcement the students rioted on behalf of Paterno.  Think about that!

The loss of their head coach was more important than a known pervert had raped a minor in the school’s showers….hope the parents are proud of their children.

I do not care how pumped up a person is about their school’s program…..it is NOT acceptable to condone child rape and the firing of the coach is a minor result…personally, none of that went far enough…everybody involved in the cover up to protect the school’s football program should be confined in a federal prison…NO!  That is too good for them….they should be put in general lock-up…….

This whole situation just shows where priorities are for the colleges in this country….the sports is everything……the 10 year old is NOTHING!  The students have shown just how pathetic they can be…….and the athletic departments will do anything for the cash….no matter how perverse the act is…….

I will no longer consider PSU as one of the best colleges in this country…there is nothing that they can say or do that will make people view them as anything but a pathetic institution!

Here’s a question….how many PSU students were arrested for rioting?  Now how many OWS protesters are arrested?

Losing Has Its Consequences

Last month we had the World Cup…lots of great futbol and some great sideshows also….like the Dutch porn star that would have broken a record if her team had won…..and the model from Paraguay that was gonna run naked……and then there was the North Korean team that the coach had a mental link with Lil Kim…….but that is not the end of that story…..

North Korea, who lost all three of their group games, have been subjected to a six-hour excoriation for “betraying” the communist nation’s ideological struggle, according to reports.There are even fears for the safety of the team coach, Kim Jung-hun, who was accused of betraying the son and heir of the regime’s “dear leader,” Kim Jong-il.

Early this month the players were summoned to an auditorium at the working people’s culture palace in Pyongyang, forced onstage and subjected to a six-hour barrage of criticism for their poor performances in South Africa, according to the US-based Radio Free Asia.

The coach was reportedly accused of betraying the leader’s son, Kim Jong-un, who is expected to take over from his ailing father as leader of the world’s only communist dynasty.

You gotta love this stuff!  I was thinking that maybe England and France should chastise their players for being dicks and prima donas…….Damn!  American football be a lot more interesting if this type of stuff would go on…….Oh well…..we got 4 more years before the next shot…..

This Is Why Soccer Rules!

I have been a soccer fan, futbol to the rest of the world, for a long time and there is a perfectly good reason why.

You will never see stuff like this with Baseball or Basketball or American football.  In American football we get guys with painted faces and large wedges of cheese of their heads or we get fat guys with no shirts and bodies painted the team colors….all in all too damn boring.  We NEVER get stuff like this:

A porn star from the Netherlands named Bobbi Eden has promised oral sex for all of her Twitter followers if the Netherlands win the World Cup. Fun!

Eden’s number of followers has gone from just over 4,000 on Tuesday when she first made her courageous promise, to 66,163 as of right now.

Or stuff like this……

Remember Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme, and her courageous promise of naked street-running should her countrymen reach the World Cup Final? Well, they didn’t quite make it that far, but she still got quite nude.

Yes, still eager to thank her team for all of their hard work and dedication following their loss to Spain, Riquelme didn’t really run anywhere naked – she just stood still and allowed a professional photographer take pictures of her naked.

Here are the (NSFW) photos, courtesy of the Daily Mail. Should you try to go to the website that is watermarked on these bad boys, you will be faced with a whole lot of load time – apparently they’ve seen a small surge in traffic since publishing said photos.

[Larissa Riquelme sports best strip of the tournament] Daily Mail

This is why soccer RULES!  I had much rather see these two than some drunk fat guy without his shirt….but then I am a bit more rational than most American sports fans….

Americans could learn a thing or two from our international brothers and sisters….Go Espana!

Holy Crap! Saints WIN!

I do not normally post too much on sports…I figure there are enough bloggers that will take up the slack……but……

After 40 years of pure torture watching the Saints play football….we have been vindicated….after years of bags….bitches….and Bayou Defense (everything runs by you)….we at LAST have the team that we knew we could have with just a little effort….and personnel……

They DID IT!  The Saints win Super Bowl 44….31-17…..bless their hearts!

Congrats, guys!  See ya next season……