Pastor Claims Gay People Are Possessed By “Fart Demons” That Can Drive Pigs To Suicide

I try not to give these so-called Christians the time of day….but there are times when their ignorance and stupidity bleed through…..

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Bert Farias, Image: QUEERTY

Just when we thought we’d heard it all, this guy opened his mouth.
Bert Farias (pictured), founder of Holy Fire Ministries, claims to know the “raw, naked truth” about why people are gay: They are possessed by “fart demons.” Yes, fart demons.


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Oh, but it gets better.

Farias also claims that in choosing to be gay, a person chooses to engage in “unclean demonic practices.” Once that happens, they become possessed by “putrid-smelling” demons so stinky they can drive pigs to suicide.

In an interview with Charisma magazine, Farias begged gay people to “not get upset with me” as he explained his groundbreaking new theory.

“[You] will see that I am actually trying to help you,” he assured them.

He continued: “Homosexuality is actually a demon spirit. It is such a putrid smelling demon that other demons don’t even like to hang around it.”

He then went on to recount a…

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6 thoughts on “Pastor Claims Gay People Are Possessed By “Fart Demons” That Can Drive Pigs To Suicide

  1. Oh gawd, I guess it really is the weekend. Wasn’t it Martin Luther that had the problem with the devil on his bedpost shaking his bare butt at him, or am I thinking of some other poor schmuck who takes good and evil to the ultimate and believes in gods and devils? Really I believe in righteosness and evil but ultimate righteousness?

    Really though, who knew pigs could die from smelly demon farts or is that fart demons. Those do possess me at times I must say but I don’t think pigs would die from it. Maybe a little frail canary but a pig, I don’t think so. This guy is so stupid, he can’t even see he is stupid and that takes some serious not paying attention. Or maybe this is just a problem in the translation. dru

  2. Oh Chuq, you remind me so much of my brother; he too was a BIG FAN of Thomas Paine, blogged about the Bush Year’s Wars, and had a quizzical sense of humor. He was a MuckRaker at the erstwhile “Cafe” on Talking Points until they closed it down. PseudoCyAnts is earstwile too but bloggers like him still live on. THANX! dru

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