Political Prediction

I have been watching the candidates talk, shake, struggle and waffle for some time now and I would like to take this opportunity to make my prediction for who will get the Repub nomination.

The losers:

Guiliani–Tap dances more than Ben Vereen.

McCain–has a real problem with his little temper.

Paul–he talks about real issues and not the imaginary crap of the rest of the pack; that will get you eliminated quickly when you are a republican candidate.

The rest of the pack is just fodder to keep the public guessing.

(Drum roll) and the WINNER is–Mitt Romney! Why?

he has no foreign policy experience

he has “family values”–like staying married to the same women.

he appears presidential on the surface.

But the real clincher is—HE HAS HAIR! When was the last bald president? Do not hurt yourself–Eisenhower.

There you go–I have gone out on a limb–let see if I am right!

CHUQ

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