First, the best news in the media today is that biatch, Paris Hilton will go to jail. She looked like she was really pissed at the prospect. HA! Finally, and I say put her in with Big Bertha and let the loving begin. Sell that tape!

Hasselhoff is a drunk–go figure. You would drink too if you longer had the Baywatch Babes to deal with.

The Washington hooker story–about the best thing I can say is–there is nothing good I can say. Never mind!

Oh yeah, let us not forget the big story–what color hat will the Queen wear to the race? I know I will sleep well until that question is answered.

I have a thought–why not let CNN change their slogan from a “all the news you can use” to ” all the news that is useless”. Just a thought.

Now a question for the class. Why are the American so starved for information on the Brit monarchy? If someone has a good answer, it will be worth some extra credit.

CHUQ