Category: Sex

A Dreadful Wedding Story

If you have ever been married then there is most likely a story that is told at every family get together…..could be humorous or embarrassing or just plain stupid……but this guy has the worst day of just about any groom I can think of…….

(Newser) – John Azabache was supposed to be getting married Friday. Instead, he ended up getting arrested for allegedly raping one of his 16-year-old students. Needless to say, the wedding was called off, but the Journal News reports that Azabache did still utter the words “I do”—when he was asked by the judge whether he understood the order of protection keeping him away from the woman he was supposed to have married that very day. (Though he will likely see her again; the AP reports that she’s on the prosecution’s witness list.) The teen’s family told Ossining, NY, police Wednesday that the girl had sex with the 31-year-old math teacher twice over the past 4 months, and by the next night guests had been informed the wedding was off.

Says the would-have-been-bride’s spitfire-of-a-grandma, 92: “He always seemed like a nice guy. You men are all alike. You stink. I hope they send him to jail forever.” The Westchester County man, who has been with the Ossining school district since 2008 but has now been “reassigned from teaching,” pleaded not guilty. His lawyer insists that the charges don’t involve “any forcible compulsion,” but rather “an alleged incident with a minor, someone who is just under 17 years old.”

What can I say?  Maybe next time spend a less time trying to get into her pants and a little more learn about her….age would be a great place to start……..

Any thoughts?

Talk About A Bad Trip!

I recall that during the wild 60’s I tried a lot of stuff to alter my perception…..one of the better was the original LSD…the stuff that could help one see and talk with God….and all thise trips I took I never had a bad one….unless watching it raining and thinking the window pane was melting…..and then there was my religious experience…..I was looking down a long pipe and saw the face of God….it appeared as a very intelligent ape with g;lasses and a glass of wine….no conversation too k place…

What I am trying to come around to see this poece on a dude that had what I would call a “bad trip”……….

(Newser) – Something weird is in the mushrooms in Michigan’s Ypsilanti Township: Police say a man ripped off part of his own penis, almost killing himself through blood loss, after taking hallucinogenic mushrooms. Cops found the naked, screaming man outside a school after responding to a late-night burglar alarm, the Detroit Free Press reports.

“He really wasn’t saying much at all—a lot of yelling and screaming,” a police spokesman says. “He wasn’t making sense. They couldn’t really communicate with him in terms of constructive conversation.” The man, a Columbus, Ohio, native, was nearly dead by the time they got him to hospital. Police say he has no history of mental illness or extensive drug use and blood tests will be carried out to see if the mushrooms were laced with anything.

A whole new definition for “jerking off”……Please share your thoughts…..Besides……..OUCH!

One Good Sucker Deserves Another

I guess my fascination with breasts came from my younger days as a breast fed baby…….since then I cannot get enough of the boob…..I know that makes me a male chauvinistic toad…..but I am what I am (to quote Popeye)………so is there a line that I will not cross?  Yes and here it is…….

This from the WEEK magazine……..

If you’ve ever woken up in a cold sweat longing for the warm, familiar ambrosia stored in your mother’s teat, we’ve got some good news for you: An Austin-based candy-maker called Lollyphile is now selling breast milk–flavored lollipops for adventurous adults looking to indulge their oral fixations.

The lollipops don’t actually contain any breast milk — they’re vegan and mostly made of sugar — but were created by taste-testing real breast milk generously donated by four new moms. “Can you imagine armies of pumping mothers?” Lollyphile founder Jason Darling says in an interview with the Los Angeles Times. “Managing that would be a logistical nightmare.”

As for what these Oedipal confections actually taste like, the flavor is “sort of like almond milk,” says Darling, “but sweeter.” Since debuting the pops on the Lollyphile website on Monday, the company says it has already sold a few thousand treats.

But maybe we shouldn’t be too surprised by the candy’s overnight success. After all, there are already communities online solely devoted to developing recipes from nutrient-dense, human lactate — everything from cheese to strawberry buttercream cupcakes.

“These lollipops won’t bring back childhood memory,” write the lollipop’s creators at their website. But they are “quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavor of all time.”

Give the breast milk–flavored pops a try here.

Okay everyone reading please weigh in on this…….thanx

In Search Of The Big “O”

My weekend and a much deserved mental break……once again it is all about the sex…..that driving force of nature that makes us all perk up a bit……..

For years women have been in search of the elusive orgasm………and now there is a way….but what extremes would anyone go to for that moment of “YAHOO”?

Newser) – Good news for those of you dreading childbirth: It doesn’t have to be all pain and agony. There have long been stories of so-called “orgasmic births,” and now a new study by a psychologist looks at the actual numbers. The study author surveyed French midwives, some of whom in turn questioned mothers they had helped; 109 of them completed his questionnaire. The results: In 668 cases, mothers reported orgasmic sensations during birth to their midwives; in 868 cases, midwives saw signs of pleasure from birthing mothers. Nine mothers also reported having an orgasm during birth. All in all, the midwives reported witnessing orgasms in 0.3% of births, LiveScience reports.

These results have “established the fact that obstetrical pleasure exists,” the study author says, though some are still skeptical. But one professor of psychology explains that it makes sense from an anatomical perspective: “It’s stimulation of the birth canal, stimulation of the cervix, the vagina and the clitoris and uterine contractions,” he says, adding that he’s done studies finding that orgasms can reduce pain sensitivity. A childbirth educator who made a 2009 documentary on orgasmic births says they’re probably even more common than this survey finds, and wants the stigma to go away: “People see ‘birth’ and ‘orgasmic’ together on paper, and it pushes all their buttons on sexuality,” she explains.

Was it worth it?

Can They Get More Out Of Touch?

There is a true scandal in DC……NO it is not Benghazi or IRS or AP….it is the sexual assault being batted around in the hearings process in Washington…….I was not going to post much on this situation because there are more qualified spokespeople to handle the rebuttals and such……but like so many other issues I cannot remain silent while shitheads flap their lips…….

As the story is unfolding…..some 6000+ American troops have been sexually assaulted and the military turns a blind eye……HELL!  even some of the people that work to control and investigate sexual attacks have been charged with the same offense they were there to investigate…….I wish I could say that I am surprised but that would be a hardy chuckle……the military leaders are masters at covering their asses in time of trouble…….and this is NO different….

But the most incredulous things during the hearings are statements made by our cracker jack clowns that govern……

First let us hear from Georgia’s Saxby Chambliss……

“The young folks who are coming into each of your services are anywhere from 17 to 22 or 23. Gee whiz, the hormone level created by nature sets in place the possibility for these types of things to occur. So we’ve got to be very careful how we address it on our side,” Chambliss told top military officials at a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing. “But guys, we are not doing our job. You’re not doing yours, and we are not doing ours with the rates we are seeing on sexual assaults.”

Next is another Southern asshat…….

During his questioning, however, Sessions brought up his concern that access to pornography on and around military bases was creating “problems” among the soldiers, sailors, and pilots:

SESSIONS: Mr. Chairman, I’d just add a letter, a document here that was given to me from Morality in the Media. Pat Truman used to be in the Department of Justice. I knew him when he was there. He points out that, a picture here of a newsstand and an Air Force base exchange with, you know, sexually explicit magazines being sold. So, we live in a culture that’s awash in sexual activity. If it’s not sold on base, it’s right off base. There are videos and so forth that can be obtained, and it creates some problems, I think.

Typical GOP tactic blame everything but the person doing the crime………

I am sure that these are not the last of bonehead pronouncements made by the GOP……the more they talk…the more they show their ignorance…….and the more they show their ignorance the fewer people will listen……the fewer that will listen will not vote for a party so out of touch………Maybe they should shrink wrap their tent before even more leave it behind………Good news to my ears!

Does War Justify Everything?

Keeping with the lower levels of my mind there is always something sexual to write about…….many things are done during war and afterwards that cannot be condoned….many atrocities are done in the name of nationalism and some such abstract concept…….During WW2 the Japanese invade and occupied most of Asia…China, Malaysia, Korea most of the region was under their control…and let us say they were not the nicest of occupiers…..but the one thing that stands out of their many atrocities was the taking of local women from whatever country they occupied and pimping them out for the amusement of the soldiers………the world condemned them for this practice….but now were have a different slant on the issue….

(Newser) – Controversial Osaka Mayor Toru Hashimoto has defended Japan’s World War II policy of forcing women to have sex with troops as a necessity of war, the BBC reports. “In the circumstances in which bullets are flying like rain and wind, the soldiers are running around at the risk of losing their lives,” said Hashimoto, who is also the leader of the Japan Restoration Party. “If you want them to have a rest in such a situation, a comfort women system is necessary. Anyone can understand that.”

Around 200,000 women in Japanese occupied territories—including China, South Korea, the Philippines, Indonesia and Taiwan— are believed to have been forced into acting as “comfort women” during the conflict. Hashimoto did at least acknowledge they had acted “against their will.” He says people should “politely offer kind words to (former) comfort women,” the Asahi Shimbun reports.

Sorry dude…you are cannot justify this atrocity…….you cannot put a positive coat of whitewash on it……I guess next they will try to justify the massacre in Nan King as cleaning up the city……

Any thoughts on this?

Plastic Fantastic Lover!

People of my age will recall the song from the drug days of Jefferson Airplane (ask me where that name came from sometime) but this is about the sex blow-up dolls like Nikki the Greek Goddess (49.95 plus shipping and handling)…….and of course I had to know where did these inflatable lovers originate……you may be surprised……

The Nazis invented the worst thing ever: the assembly-line death factory. But they also invented something else, perhaps the only legacy of theirs that endures to this very day. During World War II, Hitler’s war machine created the world’s first sex doll: Borghild.

The “field-hygienic project” was an initiative of Himmler, who regarded the doll as a “counterbalance” to the sexual drive of his storm troopers. In one of his letters, he mentions the “unnecessary losses” the Wehrmacht had suffered in France, inflicted by street prostitutes. “The greatest danger in Paris are the wide-spread and uncontrolled whores, picking up clients in bars, dance halls and other places. It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health, just for the sake of a quick adventure”. One assumes Himmler also wanted to stop any racial dilution of the great German army.

The world’s first sex doll – or “gynoid” – was built in 1941 by a team of craftsmen from Germany’s Hygiene Museum in Dresden. The project was supervised by a famous technician, Franz Tschakert. He was the “father of the woman of glass”, which happened to be the sensation of the 1930s International Hygiene Exhibition.

Between June 1940 – 1941, IG Farben had already developed a number of ”skin-friendly polymers” for the SS. Their special characteristics: high-tensile strength and elasticity.

Now I have given you the most useless information that you could possibly be exposed to in this life……do tell what thoughts are racing around your brain.

4 Times The Fun?

I am always searching for interesting, humorous or weird stuff to post on weekends give me and my readers a break from the mind numbing world of politics…….I also try to find enough stuff to have a theme for the weekend….sometimes I am lucky and do just that……this weekend the theme is man’s fav pastime…..SEX!

(Newser) – Police say four women weighing about 200 pounds each raped a Toronto man last month after offering him a lift home, the Toronto Star reports. Word is he met them at a downtown nightclub and accepted a ride—but they drove him only a few blocks in an SUV before turning into a parking lot and assaulting him. Police describe the women as being about 5’4″ and in their early thirties; one had a British accent and a tattoo of wings on the back of her neck, the National Post reports.

Sexual assaults by females on males are not unheard of in Toronto, a detective tells the Post. A Canadian Centre for Justice Statistics Report found in 2003 that 8% of sexual assault complainants were male, and male victims were just as likely as females to report the crime. Like women, men are often stigmatized for seeking help: “Other men will say for example, ‘Oh, he’s so lucky,’ like that was actually a positive thing when it wasn’t,” says a rape crisis expert. “I think that that just feeds into the myth that sexual violence is something the victim wants.”

I regret that when I first read this piece my mind went immediately to the crude stuff…..like hope it wasn’t a sub-compact and what was our hero doing that gave him enough energy for all four…….I know I am a pig and a pervert…..but I cannot help it.

Any thoughts?

A Tasty Little Morsel

Have you ever read something and immediately felt like you must share with as many people as possible?

The internet is full of misinformation, especially in the political realm…..and then there is the information that serves absolutely no redeeming value……and this is one such……..

(Newser) – Bats in India have a good thing going on: Scientists analyzing a colony of about 420 fruit-eating bats there observed males performing cunnilingus on females, LiveScience reports. Over more than 13 months, researchers saw 57 cases of sex, both intercourse and oral. Males gave oral sex for an average of about 50 seconds, intercourse for another 10 to 20, and more oral for another 94 to 188. Scientists noted that longer pre-sex cunnilingus led to longer copulation, which may enhance conception. Or the males may give oral sex to clean off the sperm of other bats, but that “would be maladaptive after mating, as there is a risk of removing the male’s own sperm.”

Okay, let me have it!  I got to hear some thoughts on this one!