Check your clock! We fell back awhile ago…..you know that worthless thing we must do twice a year….and the lie of “Daylight Savings”……it is an hour earlier than you may think.
Sunday has come and I have heard it all now…….(well for the time being….I am sure something else will come along any day now)……
Remember when some woman sued McDonald’s because the coffee was hot? And won! I can beat that!
Well the town where I live is out doing that frivolous lawsuit…..
A Mississippi attorney is suing Popeyes after he says he choked when he had to eat a piece of fried chicken with his hands because a knife wasn’t included in his drive-thru order.
Paul Newton Jr., who filed the lawsuit this week, says the only utensil he was given last November at the Gulfport restaurant was a spork.
The lawsuit states that because Newton didn’t receive a plastic knife, his only option was to hold the chicken breast with his hands and tear off pieces with his teeth, causing him to choke.
The lawsuit says Newton underwent emergency surgery to remove the piece of chicken from his throat.
Along with knives for all drive-thru customers’ orders, Newton is also seeking financial compensation and punitive damages from several defendants.
Seriously? This prima dona was never taught how to eat fried chicken? What was his mother doing during his informative years……drugs? He lives in the South…..I mean fingers were standard eating tools until year 2000.
This douche is probably an ambulance chaser looking to make a name for himself and/or a quick buck…..a settlement before it goes to court.
What kind of moron cannot eat fried chicken without hurting himself?
I’ll bet ribs really throws this moron for a loop.