Day: November 6, 2016

How Do You Eat Fried Chicken?

Check your clock!  We fell back awhile ago…..you know that worthless thing we must do twice a year….and the lie of “Daylight Savings”……it is an hour earlier than you may think.

Sunday has come and I have heard it all now…….(well for the time being….I am sure something else will come along any day now)……

Remember when some woman sued McDonald’s because the coffee was hot?  And won!  I can beat that!

Well the town where I live is out doing that frivolous lawsuit…..

A Mississippi attorney is suing Popeyes after he says he choked when he had to eat a piece of fried chicken with his hands because a knife wasn’t included in his drive-thru order.

Paul Newton Jr., who filed the lawsuit this week, says the only utensil he was given last November at the Gulfport restaurant was a spork.

The lawsuit states that because Newton didn’t receive a plastic knife, his only option was to hold the chicken breast with his hands and tear off pieces with his teeth, causing him to choke.

The lawsuit says Newton underwent emergency surgery to remove the piece of chicken from his throat.

Along with knives for all drive-thru customers’ orders, Newton is also seeking financial compensation and punitive damages from several defendants.

(the Clarion-Ledger)

Seriously?  This prima dona was never taught how to eat fried chicken?  What was his mother doing during his informative years……drugs?  He lives in the South…..I mean fingers were standard eating tools until year 2000.

This douche is probably an ambulance chaser looking to make a name for himself and/or a quick buck…..a settlement before it goes to court.

What kind of moron cannot eat fried chicken without hurting himself?

I’ll bet ribs really throws this moron for a loop.

Where’d You Lose It?

My Sunday begins as I sit on the porch…early morning cool weather nipping at my nose….a cup of Colombian coffee…..it is a great day…..but not before a large plate of SOS….had to be in the military to appreciate the stuff…..

Plus I am leaving politics behind for a day….calm the mind…if you will….

Have you  noticed that whenever you tell someone that you lost something their first reaction is…”where did you lose it?”  Why do we ask such stupid questions?  Even better is the statement….”I found it in the last place I looked”  Do I need to explain the sheer dumbness of the statement?

Now the movies…..there is always a spy movie or TV show that has a nuke bomb missing and some maniacal twat has control of it….but in real life the nukes are well protected and losing one is very unlikely, right?

Time to tie the two random thoughts together……..

Think again!

Canadian waters have yielded their second strange case of the week: The CBC reports that the Royal Canadian Navy is on its way to investigate a possible “lost nuke” believed to have been dumped off the coast of British Columbia before an American B-36 bomber crashed in 1950. Diver Sean Smyrichinsky tells the Vancouver Sun that he was searching for sea cucumbers recently when he spotted a bizarre object underwater that resembled a giant metal bagel cut in half, with bolts bigger than basketballs. He says he told his buddies he might have spotted a UFO—and when he told some fishermen about the sighting a few days later, “some old-timer said ‘Oh, you might have found that bomb.'”

The bomb the “old-timer” was referring to was the Mark IV bomb missing since the Feb. 13, 1950 crash in the area of the US bomber, which was returning to a base in Alaska after a mission that included a simulated nuclear bombing of San Francisco, the Guardian reports.The bomb was packed with TNT and weighed almost 11,000 pounds, though records indicate that its core was packed with lead, not plutonium, so there is little risk of a nuclear accident, a Canadian military spokesman says. “Nonetheless, we do want to be sure and we do want to investigate it further,” he says, adding that experts will determine whether the object should be retrieved or left where it is. (Earlier this week, the Canadian military investigated a strange noise coming from the Arctic sea floor.)

The nuke program is not as “secure” as we might think….there have been stories of massive drug use among those tapped at launching them and then there was the oops moment a couple years ago when bombs were sent to places that were not on their routing list…..

Maybe we should look at re-vamping the program before we start making more of these destructive weapons….whata ya think?