2010 Anal-Ocity #4

It has really slow with the public servants and their anal statements……but I suspect that it will pick up the closer we get to the “Great 2010 Election” cycle……

Politicians just cannot stay away from making statements that make them look like idiots…this one is from Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi……recently when talking about health reform on a Sunday talk show she said:

we are not here just to self perpetuate our service in Congress.”

Of course that is what they would have us to believe….but we ALL know that it is just bullsh*t………great sentiment….but that is ALL that it is sentiment and miles from reality.  Why do you think these “people” only work 3 days a week?  The rest of the week is for fundraising and schmoozing with the filthy rich and powerful…..Job retention is their main concern….I just wish these a/holes would stop sounding so noble….maybe then all the public naivete would be killed once and for all….

8 thoughts on “2010 Anal-Ocity #4

    1. What I cannot understand is how they cannot see what they are saying does NOT do anything for their case that they are working in the people’s best interest……do they hook you up to a machine before graduating from law school that sucks all the logic out of you being? Kinda like the machine that sucks personality out of doctors…..

      1. Personally, I think they hook up to a machine DAILY – the one from their home (alien) planet that redistributes their cells and allows them to continue to APPEAR outwardly as being human.

      2. That explains why a couple of them look like Klingons! But we could expect a race that could travel to this planet to be a lot smarter than these……maybe the Earth is where they send their mental patients….just a thought….

      3. Could be I suppose, though I can’t see any race that was smart wanting to enter the Solar system, let alone come to this godawful planet!

      4. Earth is a beautiful, indeed spectacular, planet. Unfortunately, it’s infested with killer rodents called humans that are so irrationally aggressive and of such low intelligence that, short of extermination of that whole dreadful species (which, welcome as it may be to some, would clearly be unethical according to intergalactic law), no self-respecting civilised Alpha Centaurian (or any other alien for that matter) would dream of going there… except perhaps few Klingons and other adrenaline junkies who get off on extreme hunting.

        Of course, most of the other species on the planet give the aggressive humans a wide berth, but many of them are still in serious danger of extinction at human hands. So, I think that to refer to Earth as merely a ghetto is way short of understanding the problem.

        In fact, the Intergalactic Council has recorded no less that thirty thousand requests during the last half a million years begging them to consider simply eliminating the planet altogether – ever since the offending species first appeared on the planet in significant numbers – but so far those requests have been turned down out of hand.

        Now, though, those awful animals seem to have hit on a means of travel that may eventually allow them to spread out across the galaxy. That would, almost certainly, change the Intergalactic Council’s mind!

      5. Cool……did you see the remake of the Day the Earth Stood still? Humans were to be eliminated and all else to remain….sounds like a pretty good plan…..and it was from an intergalactic council of sorts……

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