Day: May 17, 2009

Another Urban Myth Exposed!

We have watched and listened to all the crap flowing from mouths of politicians for a week, it is time to lighten up the tone of the news.  It is my fav….Sexy Sunday!

When I read this piece on Rueters I found that I was holding crotch and thinking what would I do or say.

A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.

“As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up,” the China Times said. “When he looked down, he saw the big snake.”

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

This gives a whole new definition to the phrase “toilet snake”.  Still the only comment that I could think of was…….OUCH!

Brother, Can You Spare A Butt?

There is only one thing better than a good wet dream and that is:

Authorities said a woman wasn’t wearing any clothes when she knocked on stranger’s door in the middle of the night to ask for cigarettes. The Pinellas sheriff’s office reported that the woman, 52, went to the strange home early Friday morning. Deputies found her a short time later walking through a mobile home park wearing only boxer shorts.

The woman was charged with disorderly conduct and was taken to jail but later released on her own recognizance.

Okay, you can use your imagination all you want, she most likely did not look like Halle Barry and  but remember this was in the South and if you have ever watched cops…….it was probably not a pretty sight.