Having The Worse Day Ever!

The Repubs are still saying no…..Bachmann is still spouting crap…..Obama is still prez…..so not much happening this w/end it has got to be Sexy Sunday!

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

Is It Art Or What?

Australia, the home of sharks, drunks and dead sex.

A NEW exhibition featuring preserved dead bodies having sex opened in Berlin today with critics saying a maverick German anatomist dubbed Doctor Death has gone too far this time.

The couple, part of Gunther von Hagens’ exhibition The Cycle of Life, is the “low point in his tastelessness”, Michael Braun, culture expert from the conservative CDU party, said..
Von Hagens said his copulating couples show the sexual act in “bracing clarity”.

The exhibits, of four “consenting donors”, are in a separate room accessible only to over-16s.The exhibition “offers a deep understanding of the human body, the biology of reproduction, and the nature of sexuality”.

The dead bodies are plasticised, a process invented by von Hagens involving skinning bodies to display the naked muscles, nerves and tendons underneath, and preserving them with a synthetic resin.

Van Hagens is no stranger to controversy and his many critics accuse him of deliberately shocking people in order to gain publicity, rather than furthering science as he claims.

In 2002 he conducted Britain’s first public autopsy in 170 years, despite the risk of arrest.

Three years ago he opened a factory-cum-museum in eastern Germany manufacturing “plastinated” sections of cadavers to supply researchers and medical students and charging visitors to watch the process.

They say art is in the eyes of the beholder, sorry, but this beholder finds nothing artistic in what he has done.  Personally, he sounds more like a pervert than an artist.