Tag: Genitals

You Think Your Wanker Is Yours?

Last day of mental relaxation before the crap flows from Washington….and speaking of a good f*cking…….and since I did not wake up dead…the end of days must have passed me by….or I was raptured out……either way…..a blogging I will go!

Before I go on let me say that what a governor does boinking the help or some arrogant Frenchmen schtooping the chamber maid is NOT news…..some where there is REAL news that needs to be covered….and speaking of wankers and what you can do with them…..(how is that for segway?)

Women and their bodies have been at the mercy of politicians for decades….let us see how far it goes now that men’s bodies are the subject of legislation….

We have seen some of the referendums that California has on its ballots from time to time….gay marriage comes to mind….first we have then we don’t……some strange stuff has come out in the voting process in old California….but this one just blows my mind…completely…..

As San Francisco voters head to the polls Nov. 8 to decide who should serve as the next mayor of The City, they will also decide whether to ban male circumcision.If approved by voters it would amend The City’s police code “to make it a misdemeanor to circumcise, excise, cut or mutilate the foreskin, testicle or penis of another person who has not attained the age of 18.”

Doing so would result in a fine of up to $1,000 and up to one year in jail.

I know that the government wants to tell women what to do with their bodies or that it wants to define what marriage is so that certain people cannot do it…..But come on!  Now my genitals do not belong to me until I am eighteen….some where this country and its politicians have to get a grip on things and get over themselves….where does the line get drawn…..and when will the small government conservatives stop trying to run my life for me……I know what is best for my johnson……Anyway…..I have one thing to say to elected representatives…..BITE ME!

Which Breast Was It?

There comes a time, now and again, where I must cast aside my principle of not posting gossip…..there comes a time when I see a report that just begs me to comment……and I finally could not stand it anymore…..

This from the “Fair and Balanced” Network:

A Kentucky woman was charged with assault after she allegedly squirted breast milk into the face of a deputy.

Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday for public intoxication in Owensboro, WYMT-TV reported, but it is what she did next which has attracted headlines.

As Tramel changed into an inmate uniform, she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of the female deputy watching over her.

A press release from the Daviess County, Kentucky, Detention Center, said that after the deputy decontaminated herself from the “bio-hazard”, Tramel was charged with third degree assault.

While the public drunkenness was merely a misdemeanor offense, the assault is a felony charge and a US$10,000 bond was set.

Reports of the case have sparked debates about whether using breast milk as a weapon should constitute a felony assault case, with many readers likening it to an accused person spitting on an officer.

All I can ask is….was it the right or the left?  I am sorry I was so caught up in the moment that I am left speechless….

But if you liked that one…..then you will cream your pants over this one……we have all seen those guys shaving while driving to work, but there is even more to that concept…..

A two-car crash on a Florida highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver’s seat, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.

Megan Mariah Barnes and her ex-husband Charles Judy were driving southbound Tuesday morning when they slammed into the back of a pick-up driven by David Schoff after he slowed to take a turn, CBS station WFOR-TV reports.

Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be “ready for the visit,” trooper Gary Dunick explained.

It is really hard to make this sh*t up….but why?  People are just stupid enough to keep us all busy…..I have been told that a person needs to be well-groomed….the this is taking it a bit to far……

Have you read enough…think again….YES!  There is more!

Titty Cheese!

Daniel Angerer is used to getting attention for the food served at his restaurant, Klee Brasserie — but the New York chef is making more headlines than ever over a new dish that has its source in his fiancee’s brassiere.

In Angerer’s case, that mother is his longtime fiancee, Lori Mason, who was producing more milk than she knew what to do with while nursing their now 10-week-old daughter, Arabella.

“Mommy’s Milk Cheese” is exactly what it sounds like: cheese made from the breast milk of a nursing mother.

Okay, I just have to say something……..!

When I tried to make my own cheese all the recipes called of at least a gallon or more of milk…..Now, just how much milk does she produce and how damn big are those boobs?

PETA once suggested that Ben & Jerry should use breast milk to make their ice cream….so this story should have the PETA lunatics jerking off in the corner…..

Two For The Price Of One

Sarah Reinfelder, 21, from Michigan in the U.S. gave birth to Kaylin Joy and Valerie Marie seven weeks prematurely by Caesarean section on Thursday at Marquette General Hospital in the Upper Peninsula.

She has a condition known as uterus didelphys, in which the womb develops in two parts, each with its own fallopian tube. Doctors said such twin births are rare.

Doctors said Kaylin Joy was delivered first and weighed 3 pounds, 15 ounces, while Valerie Marie weighed 4 pounds, 15 ounces. The doctors added that both the babies have not fully developed the use of their lungs yet though are otherwise healthy. They said the babies would probably be kept in hospital for up to a month and they and their mother are doing fine.

A case like Reinfelder’s is rare although there have been several other similar cases including that of a British woman, Hannah Kersey, of Northam, Devon with a double uterus who gave birth to triplets which was the first case of its kind. In 2006, Kersey gave birth to a pair of identical twins from an egg that had implanted in one womb and then split, and also to a baby from a single egg in the other womb. The chances of this kind of a birth are very rare, and have a likelihood of one in 25 million.

If you have a deviate mind this story brings up a plethora of questions.

Rebuilding Pink Parts

This is a reposted from a wordpress blog I found called, “Exploring Intimacy”.

Vulva reconstruction, vaginaplasty, vulvaplasty, vaginal rejuvenation, labia plumping, hymen repair, even g-spot enhancement…

A horde of plastic surgeons stand ready with needles and scalpels aimed at women’s most intimate areas. Feminists across the globe continue to respond with burning vindication at yet another trend requiring impossible “perfection,” now in areas that many of us don’t even talk about in public. Is genital cosmetic surgery a low blow or is it an opportunity for some women to finally come to peace with new and “improved” bodies?

I’m all for plush palaces of pelvic pleasure where women learn the right way to do exercises that naturally tone intimate muscles and increase sexual sensations as well as the strength of orgasms. Heck, we even know that these wonderful exercises can ease childbirth and relieve many cases of stress incontinence (aka the dreaded sneeze and pee). Why must it be combined with cosmetic procedures? I want to trust a place that praises and teaches Kegels. They trust women who are insecure or unhappy with their genitals to pay for “enhancements.”