2010 Anal-Ocity #2

I just had to make it official that Robertson got a nod for his most anal of statements……

It is early in the new year and already the motor mouths cannot stop themselves from saying dumbass sh*t…

This one is from the 700 Club’s Pat Robertson:

“And you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French, you know, Napoleon the Third and whatever, and they got together and swore a pact tothe devil. They said, ‘We will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French.’ True story. And so the devil said, ‘O.K., it’s a deal.’ “

The theory that Haiti is a nation built on a pact with the devil has circulated on a number of websites, each tracing back to an apocryphal tale of Haitian voodoo priests sacrificing a pig and drinking its blood in 1791 in order to secure Satan’s aid in expelling the French occupation. In return, the priests are said to have promised Haiti to Satan for the next 200 years. The French were soon beat back, and in 1804, Haiti became an independent nation. But even if you believe the story (something many historians doubt), Satan’s lease on the tiny island nation should have expired in 1991.

This person is an idiot and if I could I would immediately give him the Assie Award….it will be hard to find another person this f*cking stupid!

9 thoughts on “2010 Anal-Ocity #2

  1. A pact with satan, eh? Bloody hell! Now where have I come across pacts with the devil before?

    Oh, I know, didn’t they call Saddam Hussein Satan at some point – that’s the guy that WE in the West put in power and made a pact with in Iraq, the country WE cobbled together in the unstable tribal region next door to Persia – sorry – Iran, which was also run by the Shah, who some felt we had made a pack with and then there’s…

    Awww… shit!

    1. Even if Haiti did do a 200 year pact with the devil then it would have expired in 1991…..I could go without putting this dick in the running for the Assie….

      1. Yes, I got that and you’re right, of course. Where I live, though, time has little meaning… tomorrow and tomorrow and… well, you get the picture. 😆

      2. Okay I have got to know…..where you live….I live in the cultural wasteland known as Mississippi…….you have the perfect weather and damn I gots to know….lol

      3. Well, they speak Spanish here where I live – does that help? 🙂

        Talking of Haiti, something has occurred to me: I know all the arguments about not encouraging riots and all that shit, but it appears from our UK TV news, that the world has donated millions upon millions of pounds, dollars and what have you, along with vast quantities of special foods, water, sanitation equipment, medical supplies, clothing and temporary shelter…

        …and yet ONE WHOLE WEEK on from the tragedy and despite a huge amount of rhetoric from world leaders, perhaps most notably US Pesident Obama, much of the aid is moving in at a snail’s pace overland from the Dominican Republic because the airfield at Port Au Prince is fully occupied receiving and deploying US MILITARY personel, hardware, heavy equipment, machinery and who knows what else.

        Is it US bureaucratic policy to prevent a few people being killed or injured by rioters by witholding aid to the hundreds of thousands (millions?) of starving, buried, injured, sick and otherwise dying? Or is it US policy to move in and gain and hold military control whilst it can? Is it in fact perhaps even the presence of the Chinese there that the US fears on its own doorstep? Does the US in truth fear another Cuba will be born from the rubble of Haiti?

      4. All great questions……we are always worried about another Cuba…..Venezuela is a good case……I believe the French are bitching about the same type of thing you mention……if you live in the Balearic Islands I will be jealous…..lol

  2. Strange this post is totaly unrelated to what I was searching google for, but it was listed on the first page. I guess your doing something right if Google likes you enough to put you on the first page of a non related search. 🙂

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