Obedient Wives Club

My last day of ZEN….my last day of total relaxation and contemplation……my last day of sanity……oh well here goes….

I remember a talk I had years ago with my grandfather on marriage….NO! Not that talk….but rather what to expect……he told me there are two things to remember…..1–women marry men because they want him to change…and he does not….and 2– men marry women and hope they will not change….and they do….and that most assuredly involves sex……

Now here is a good idea? (sarcasm)

From the Newser website:

Malaysian politicians and feminists are furious about a new “Obedient Wives Club” that urges women to provide “prostitute-like” sex to avoid domestic violence and keep their husbands faithful, reports Reuters. The group, started by a group of Muslim women who also support polygamy, says women must believe in God and be hot in the sack to keep the peace. “A man married to a woman who is as good or better than a prostitute in bed has no reason to stray. A woman must do all she can to ensure his desires are met,” Rohaya Mohamed tells the Straits Times.

So if women screw like a high paid call girl they will keep their hubby happy and the abuse will cease, is that about it?  What a crock of crap!

Of course, this has taken a hit from activists….

The proclamation has unleashed a storm of criticism. “To hinge fidelity, domestic violence, and the fulfillment of a husband’s responsibilities purely on a wife’s capacity to be obedient, stimulate sexual arousal is not only demeaning to wives, but to husbands as well,” said Shahrizat Jalil, the minister for Women, Family and Community Development. Added the director of rights group Sisters-in-Islam: “Abusive men often use women’s behavior as a sick justification, but in the end, their actions are their responsibility.”The proclamation has unleashed a storm of criticism. “To hinge fidelity, domestic violence, and the fulfillment of a husband’s responsibilities purely on a wife’s capacity to be obedient, stimulate sexual arousal is not only demeaning to wives, but to husbands as well,” said Shahrizat Jalil, the minister for Women, Family and Community Development. Added the director of rights group Sisters-in-Islam: “Abusive men often use women’s behavior as a sick justification, but in the end, their actions are their responsibility.”

The last line says it all for me.

If men would be truthful then they would admit that their “significant other” would be a lot more bearable if they had sex like a hooker….but to come out and say it in no uncertain terms is just…..well stupid!

Thoughts?

Divorcing? No Sex!

AH!  Zen!  My respite from the mind f*ck that is politics…..a couple of days to relax and  mentally refresh……

I bitch about the fact that the GOP, the party of smaller government , is spending a lot of political capital to inject the government into the middle of people’s lives, personal lives, that is…..Newser website has a good report on this type of intrusion….

Massachusetts lawmakers are considering a bill that would forbid parents from having sex inside their homes while getting divorced. The bill is intended to reduce domestic violence and protect children until their parents’ divorce is finalized, supporters tell My Fox Boston. But critics aren’t comfortable with the idea of the government regulating parents’ sex lives. The state is also considering a separate bill that would end lifetime alimony, imposing the kind of payment caps already in effect in most states. Click here for the text of the bill.

I am sorry….but this is one of those things that falls into the category of “none of their f*cking business”!  And I do wish that conservs would let the tag line of small government go….there is NOTHING small about the proposals that these state reps are trying to do…..it is the nanny state that they accuse the Dems of constantly…they need to stay out of people’s bedrooms….there is NOTHING there they need to be concerned over!

The GOP is becoming more and more silly with each passing election…the only way they can win is to LIE and LIE heavily….but I enjoy seeing the party of small government shoot themselves in the dick….

Italy Has A Ben Franklin

We have all heard the stories of the sex prowess of one of our Founding Fathers…..one Benjamin Franklin….some a true but most or myths that have sprung up around the enigmatic individual…..stories like his propensity to seek out women….his air baths in front of an open window in the nude……his being thrown out of the France court because he could not leave the ladies be and conduct the business he was sent there to do……like I said stories…most of which are myths or are they?

Enough about Ben…..across the pond there is another person that is giving Ben a run for his money….only this time they are not so mythic but rather more like reality……his name?  Berlusconi the head dude of Italy….he is NO stranger to accusations of sexual impropriety, but this time he may have been better off leaving his “johnson” where it belonged…in his pants……

Silvio Berlusconi‘s political career is once again in jeopardy after prosecutors today accused him of paying a “significant” number of women to have sex with him at parties he hosted last year.

Investigators also claim to have “ample investigative evidence” that Berlusconi provided flats for the women in return for sex at a Milan housing complex he built in the 1970s before entering politics.

He is already under investigation on suspicion of paying for sex with one of his guests, Karima el-Mahroug, a Moroccan belly dancer known as Ruby Rubacuori, when she was 17 – an offence under Italian law. He is also suspected of pressuring police into freeing her from custody after she was arrested on suspicion of theft last May.

Topless women dressed in nurse and police costumes stripped for the prime minister and his friends in his palatial residence outside Milan, which was described by one participant as “a whorehouse”, according to phone calls intercepted by investigators.

You have to give him his props……at 74 he is doing a lot better than I am….I guess it is true…..money talks and bullshit walks…….but you cannot buy love……that is true….but you can rent enough to keep you smiling for a long time……and Berlusconi has GOT to be smiling his ass off!

The Family That Lies Together…….

Okay we hear all the time about some guy that is doing his daughter after school before Mom gets home from work….or some Mom that is boiking her son and his friends while Dad sells shoes….and according to our beliefs, both moral and religious, it is a crime and should be punished harshly….right?

I recently got a tweet from Newser…..

The Swiss parliament has drafted a law that would allow parents to have sex with their children or siblings to have sex with each other, provided everybody involved is a consenting adult. “First-degree” incest is already legal in countries including France and Russia, but the Swiss measure hasn’t won widespread support, with conservative lawmakers labeling it “completely repugnant,” and polls showing a clear majority of the public in opposition.
A lawyer for David Epstein, the Columbia University professor accused of having an incestuous relationship with his adult daughter, says that while people are right to be morally opposed to incest, the Swiss bill to tolerate “what goes on privately in bedrooms” has merit. “It’s OK for homosexuals to do whatever they want in their own home,” he tells ABC News. “How is this so different? We have to figure out why some behavior is tolerated and some is not.”

I would like to hear from those that have a valid opinion on this matter…….Should a family be allowed to lay together?

So You Wanna Get Laid?

It is Sunday and a day I try to lighten up the posts a bit and now is a good time…..

The news on the political front is a bit sleepy…..why?….the players are on another break from work….a break from work?….when have our politicians EVER done a full weeks work?  But they need a break to chill and rejuvenate themselves…..

Since the news is so boring….I had to find something humorous to post and if things are the same then this post will be hit by many many readers (an amazement to me)….but here goes…

If you’re looking to get laid by a wider range of paramours, maybe you should trade in your Android for an iPhone. A new study shows that female iPhone users have an average of 12 sexual partners by age 30, and male iPhone users 10 partners, compared with six for male and female Android users and about eight for Blackberry users, FastCompany reports.
The company that did the survey calls it “statistical proof that iPhone users aren’t just getting f**cked by Apple.” “Perhaps they meant to say AT&T,” Fast Company quips. The study also looked into another aspect of the rewards of shelling out for pricey gadgets, finding that pictures taken by more expensive cameras make their subjects look more attractive. Most attractive are pics taken by the Panasonic Micro; least attractive are Motorola camera phone snaps.

Read more: http://www.newser.com/story/97813/iphone-users-have-more-sex.html#ixzz0wP643X9D

So…there is my answer……I need to buy more Apple products…..

So run down and get one of those phones and your love life should improve measurably…..ROFLMAO!

It Is Just NOT Fair!

Daily Agitator

From time to time, I tire of making myself sick following politics and the current affairs…..and from time to time I enjoy writing a little humor….and this is one of those times.

You have heard of “cougar hunting”…..NO?  That is when young males, 20 somethings, go out on the town trolling for older women to bag.  It has become a popular past time, to the point of TV series, Reality shows and TV ads….as a matter of fact it was a TV ad that got me a bit cheesed.  It is for a tequila, where two twenty somethings are standing around talking and one is telling his friend about the “cougar” he bagged last nite.  As he talks he is dialing her phone to invite her to lunch.  Next a cel on the counter is ringing and one guy yells, “Mom your phone is ringing” ……

This got me to thinking…..why do older women get all the fun?  I mean it is a sexual game played by adults, or those close to adulthood……when are the old fart guys gonna become the new “Cougar hunting craze”?  As it is now, the twenty-something females see us as “dinosaurs” or “fossils”….when are the little hard bodies gonna get on the bandwagon and make us the focus of their sexual desire?

Is it too much to ask for a little equality here?  I mean we DO have a magic pill, if necessary…..

It is just NOT fair!

More Sex Studies (Go Figure)

From time to time I bitch about the endless studies that we hear about almost daily…….some are good (I guess) and others seem like a waste of time and money….below are two more to add to the endless array of studies….but if you can get grant cash for a study, then SEX would be the ideal study….

The sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea risks becoming a drug-resistant “superbug” if doctors do not devise new ways of treating it, a leading sexual health expert said.

Gonorrhea is a common bacterial sexually-transmitted infection and if left untreated can lead to pelvic inflammatory disease, ectopic pregnancy and infertility in women.

Globally, the WHO estimates that there are at least 340 million new cases of curable sexually transmitted infections — including syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia and trichomoniasis — every year among people aged 15 to 49.

Ison said the highest incidences of gonorrhea were in south and southeast Asia and sub-Saharan Africa, but as yet the WHO has no breakdown by individual infection type.

Current treatment for gonorrhea in most countries consists of a single antibiotic dose of either cefixime or ceftriaxone.

So gentlemen, keep an eye on the prize……a sick wnkie has NO chance to reward….

Could there possibly more?  You bet your scrotum there is……

The number of head and neck cancers linked to a virus spread by oral sex is rising rapidly and suggests boys as well as girls should be offered protection through vaccination, doctors said Friday.

Despite an overall slight decline in head and neck cancers in recent years, cases of a particular form called oropharyngeal squamous cell carcinoma (OSCC) have increased sharply, particularly in the developed world.

This growth seems to be linked to cancers caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV), scientists said in a report in the British Medical Journal.

More than 500,000 cases of cervical cancer are diagnosed annually in women and it kills around 200,000 a year. Head and neck cancer is the sixth most common cancer among men and women, with about 640,000 new cases each year worldwide.

A recent study found the risk of developing oropharyngeal carcinoma was linked to a history of six or more lifetime sexual partners, four or more lifetime oral sex partners, and, for men, an earlier age at first sexual intercourse.

“Sexual transmission of HPV — primarily through orogenital intercourse — might be the reason for the increase in incidence of HPV related oropharyngeal carcinoma,” wrote Mehanna.

Thanx to Reuters for the above articles……

These types of studies just suck all the fun out of SEX (pun intended)……

NO! I Am Not Kidding!

From time to time the news, well political news, just flipping boring and then there comes something that I just cannot resist…..

First…I will start with a joke……”How do nuns have sex?”……pause for thought……”they dress up like alter boys”…….

I know…I know…it was disgusting, tasteless, insensitive….but you gotts admit …damn funny!

Why would I tell a tasteless joke?  Well, it seems that with all the bad press that the Catholic Church has gotten in the past couple of years….you would think that they could get a handle on the sex scandals…huh?

Reuters is reporting:

One of Pope Benedict’s ceremonial ushers and a member of an elite choir in St Peter’s Basilica have been implicated in a gay prostitution ring, in the latest sexual scandal to taint the Vatican.Ghinedu Ehiem, a Nigerian, was dismissed by the Vatican on Wednesday from the Giulia Choir after his name appeared in transcripts of police wiretaps, published by an Italian newspaper, in an unrelated Italian investigation.

Among four people arrested last month in the corruption probe was Angelo Balducci, a engineer who is a board member of Italy’s public works department and a construction consultant to the Vatican. Balducci was arrested on corruption charges and the allegatons of prostitution emerged only later.

Balducci is also a member of an elite group called “Gentlemen of His Holiness”, ushers who are called to serve in the Vatican’s Apostolic Palace on major occasions such as when the pope receives heads of state or presides at big events.

“Gentlemen of His Holiness””carried the coffin of the late Pope John Paul at his funeral in 2005.

A police document prepared for magistrates and published in part by La Repubblica said Balducci was in contact with Ehiem and an Italian who were part of what the police called “an organised network … to abet male prostitution”.

Apart from being a “Gentleman of His Holiness”, Balducci is listed in the Vatican’s directory as a consultant to a Vatican department that deals with missions and had close contacts with the Vatican during planning for events for the year 2000, when millions of pilgrims came to Rome for a special Holy Year.

Yeah…I bet it has “special”……

SIDE NOTE: It is official!  The dinosaurs were killed by a meteor striking the earth…..okay..I missed something…I thought that was already settled….I guess I was mistaken….

Guys? Keep Your Johnson In A Safe Place

From time to time there comes to my attention a story that should scare the living Hell out of all those people that frequent the “meat markets” in search of the love of a lifetime….this is just such a story……and Damn!  I am so please to be a old guy and not have to worry about this type of stuff….

As many as one in four U.S. teenage girls have had a sexually transmitted disease (STD), many infected soon after their first sexual encounter, a new government report shows.”The high burden of STDs among teen girls reminds us that we can’t ignore this,” said study author Dr. Sami L. Gottlieb, from the division of sexually transmitted disease prevention at the U.S. Centers for Disease and Prevention.

For the study, Gottlieb’s team collected data on 838 teen girls aged 14 to 19. Using samples provided by the teens, the researchers looked for Neisseria gonorrhoeae, Chlamydia trachomatis, Trichomonas vaginalis, herpes simplex virus type 2 and human papillomavirus (HPV).

The study authors found that 24.1 percent of the girls had one of these STDs and among girls who were sexually experienced, 37.7 percent had an STD. HPV was the most common infection (18.3 percent), followed by chlamydia (3.9 percent).

Moreover, in the year after having their first sexual experience and with only one sex partner, 19.2 percent of the teens developed an STD, Gottlieb’s group found.

To counter these problems, teens need to have early sex education, Gottlieb noted. “The vast majority of people have sex for the first time during their teenage years, so we need them to be prepared,” she said.

This study also makes a strong case for routine vaccination against HPV, as it is the most common sexually transmitted infection, Katz said. “Since HPV is often acquired so soon after the initiation of sexual activity, early vaccination is the way to go. I speak on this as the father of two young teenage daughters, both of whom have received the Gardasil vaccine,” he added.

Another report released by the CDC last week provided more statistics.

Teen girls aged 15 to 19 accounted for the largest number (409,531) of the 1.5 million reported chlamydia and gonorrhea cases in the United States in 2008, followed by women aged 20 to 24, according to the annual federal report.

The researchers also found that black females continue to have a higher rate of STDs than any other racial or ethnic group.

Last year, there were about 1.2 million reported cases of chlamydia and nearly 337,000 reported cases of gonorrhea in the United States, according to the report.

Yep…a lot of this type of stuff could be prevented if there were a “real” program of sex ed in schools….but instead most states want to push some damn silly program like abstinence only….which has been a dismal failure from the get go…..so none of the recommendations will be met and the vicious cycles continues….and we have no one to blame but our own stupidity……the time to do something about this lack of knowledge and education is NOW…not after your Johnson falls off and you pee through a plastic tube……

Do You Break Out After Sex?

The Prez is talking…..the troops are shooting…..Congress is doing nothing….Teabaggers are ……well you know?  So, I will attempt to lighten up the mood, at least for a day….it is Sexy Sunday!

Okay Ladies pay attention………

The exerpts are from an article written by Philippe Djegal:

Sex is known to relieve stress, lower blood pressure, and even lead to weight loss, but doctors say that, for some women, sexual intercourse can be harmful and sometimes deadly.”Hopefully, it’s caught early enough that it’s not fatal, but certainly as you go along in the natural history of this disease with continued exposure, symptoms usually come on faster and are more severe,” said Dr. Jonathan Buttram, a certified allergist and immunologist.

Itching, hives, difficulty breathing, vomiting, diarrhea, horrible uterine cramping and an inflammation of the lining of the rectum are all possible symptoms of seminal plasma hypersensitivity.

Doctors say the typical patient is a woman having intercourse for the first time. But, there have been cases where women who have been having sex with the same partner for years have developed this allergic reaction.

The best way to avoid this condition, health officials say, is to not have sex, which for some could be quite a stretch, or you could always fall back on old reliable.  (That would be to take things in your own hands)

It’s an extremely rare, but painful truth for some women. Doctors say if you are allergic to seminal fluid.

See guys your wedding tackle could be a lethal weapon………does that mean that a tattoo should be on the twig and berries that says “use of this item could be hazardous to your health”?