Daily Agitator
From time to time, I tire of making myself sick following politics and the current affairs…..and from time to time I enjoy writing a little humor….and this is one of those times.
You have heard of “cougar hunting”…..NO? That is when young males, 20 somethings, go out on the town trolling for older women to bag. It has become a popular past time, to the point of TV series, Reality shows and TV ads….as a matter of fact it was a TV ad that got me a bit cheesed. It is for a tequila, where two twenty somethings are standing around talking and one is telling his friend about the “cougar” he bagged last nite. As he talks he is dialing her phone to invite her to lunch. Next a cel on the counter is ringing and one guy yells, “Mom your phone is ringing” ……
This got me to thinking…..why do older women get all the fun? I mean it is a sexual game played by adults, or those close to adulthood……when are the old fart guys gonna become the new “Cougar hunting craze”? As it is now, the twenty-something females see us as “dinosaurs” or “fossils”….when are the little hard bodies gonna get on the bandwagon and make us the focus of their sexual desire?
Is it too much to ask for a little equality here? I mean we DO have a magic pill, if necessary…..
It is just NOT fair!
Good question! I guess a large part of this is about money (olders women and men both tend to have more of it available to spend on a younger lay).
However, the sad fact (for us) is that men are at their sexual peak somewhere in their late teens and twenties, whereas, on average, women don’t apparently become REALLY hot until their early thirties onwards for a while.
What gets me is that a hot woman with experience goes out looking for a young lay with a hard body and the stamina to match, she’s a “cougar” – when an older guy approaches a twenty something chick with a body to die for, he’s a “dirty old man”!
Like you said – it’s about time for some equality and fairness here!
See..it is not fair!
True, but who said life is fair? 😆
For us old farts it is NOT!
In this instance, I can see why you’re bitching and I agree – still, no use dreaming, eh? 😆
True….so damn true….