Tag: Penis

Mommy, Where Did My ‘Winkie” Come From?

It is Sunday and I most admit it has been a long week…..but I did take the time to check out some scientific research papers.

I found one that was just interesting to the point that I had to share it with my readers…….

Kids are always looking for answers to their world around them….and their fascination with different things is just amazing……so when I read this study I knew I had to post it…..

Most guys probably don’t sit around the locker room pondering the finer points of how the male penis evolved, so leave this one to Harvard researchers: The mystery is solved thanks to … lizard limbs. Yup, Harvard scientists investigating the origin of external genitalia have found a link relating to the development of limbs in a variety of animals. Scientists initially hoped to discover why snakes didn’t grow limbs, the Boston Globe reports. But they instead found that embryonic cells—which produce hind limbs in lizards, limb buds in snakes, and “tail-bud” tissue in mammals—form genitalia with a signal from something called a cloaca. As Discovery reports, cloaca is “tissue that eventually develops into the urinary and gut tracts.” When they transplanted a cloaca onto hind limb cells in a chicken embryo, eureka—genital-like buds formed.

“It demonstrates that there is a flexibility with what kind of cells can get recruited during development to form genitalia,” the lead author tells the BBC of his research in Nature. He says the link may help explain why “babies that are born with malformations in their limbs often also have malformations in their genitalia.” While snakes and lizards have two penises, “it appears that the way all amniotes, including reptiles, birds, and mammals, build their genitalia is very similar,” a researcher says. The Globe adds that external genitalia developed when animals moved from sea to land, rendering water-borne fertilization obsolete. (Another study finds sex is 385 million years old.)

Comments are welcome…..whatcha think?

How To Be Popular

My last day of much needed Zen and I was looking for something that would end my time in relaxation mode……it took some time but I found one that would put the skip in your step…….

If you are an insomniac like myself you have seen or at least heard the info-mericals on that dreaded disease……erectile dysfunction ….all the gimmicks….daily pills…..super pills…..the little blue pill and the Swedish penis pump……my bad….it was re-named…..the Acu-Vac……but is there something that you do not have to take religiously or stick the wanker in Hoover….is there not anything that can help?

While reading about Iran for stuff for posts I came across the miracle answer to my question….

David Edwards at Raw Story came to my rescue with his piece……

A Iranian who set out to get a pithy phrase tattooed on his penis got a little more than he bargained for.

The unnamed 21-year-old asked for the words “borow be salaamat” — translated as “good luck with your journeys” — and his girlfriend’s initial, “M,” on his penis and ended up with a semi-permanent erection as a bonus.

Doctors from the Kermanshah University of Medical Sciences in Kermanshah, Iran diagnosed the man with a non-ischemic priapism, a condition where blood flowing out of the penis is not sufficient enough to shrink the erection.

The Mayo Clinic defines an arteriovenous fistula as an “abnormal connection between an artery and a vein.”

In the case of the Iranian man, doctors had to implant a shunt in his penis, allowing the excess blood to drain.

“Predictably, the procedure was unsuccessful,” the study authors noted. “Because of the painless nature of erections, moderately good preservation of erectile function during intercourses, and disappointment with former surgery, the patient has declined to undergo further therapies, and lives with his condition.”

If you want to be more popular with the ladies….there is your answer…..take your Johnson out for a little ink…

You Think Your Wanker Is Yours?

Last day of mental relaxation before the crap flows from Washington….and speaking of a good f*cking…….and since I did not wake up dead…the end of days must have passed me by….or I was raptured out……either way…..a blogging I will go!

Before I go on let me say that what a governor does boinking the help or some arrogant Frenchmen schtooping the chamber maid is NOT news…..some where there is REAL news that needs to be covered….and speaking of wankers and what you can do with them…..(how is that for segway?)

Women and their bodies have been at the mercy of politicians for decades….let us see how far it goes now that men’s bodies are the subject of legislation….

We have seen some of the referendums that California has on its ballots from time to time….gay marriage comes to mind….first we have then we don’t……some strange stuff has come out in the voting process in old California….but this one just blows my mind…completely…..

As San Francisco voters head to the polls Nov. 8 to decide who should serve as the next mayor of The City, they will also decide whether to ban male circumcision.If approved by voters it would amend The City’s police code “to make it a misdemeanor to circumcise, excise, cut or mutilate the foreskin, testicle or penis of another person who has not attained the age of 18.”

Doing so would result in a fine of up to $1,000 and up to one year in jail.

I know that the government wants to tell women what to do with their bodies or that it wants to define what marriage is so that certain people cannot do it…..But come on!  Now my genitals do not belong to me until I am eighteen….some where this country and its politicians have to get a grip on things and get over themselves….where does the line get drawn…..and when will the small government conservatives stop trying to run my life for me……I know what is best for my johnson……Anyway…..I have one thing to say to elected representatives…..BITE ME!

The ‘Skin Has It

Still not much happening in the town that lies built, Washington, the hot air will not be back until Tuesday and all the crap starts all over again….joy joy……once again to break the monotony it will be a Sexy Sunday.

I read this article in a past issue of the NYT’s Week in Review:

Convinced that masturbation led to insanity, and that it was the sensitive, responsive foreskin that stimulated masturbation, surgeons started promoting therapeutic circumcision to cure young men of the “sin” of excessive indulgence and prevent its corollary, “masturbatory insanity,” a catchall phrase for various psychiatric and physical disorders that perplexed physicians.

Now, in the 21st century, the foreskin has been exonerated as far as masturbation and mental illness go. But public health experts are making a pretty strong scientific case that cells in the foreskin act as a magnet for H.I.V. and, as such, may increase a man’s risk of acquiring the virus from an infected woman if he is uncircumcised.

American health officials said last week that they have been mulling over whether they should offer circumcision as a voluntary option for infants and even adult men who are at risk for HIV. Though they have yet to issue any formal recommendations, controversy is already brewing.

On one side are public health experts who argue the benefits of what they call an inexpensive and relatively risk-free operation, and say they have the backing of the World Health Organization. On the other side are critics with deep moral and fundamental objections to operating on a baby’s healthy genitals for any reason before the child is old enough to understand or give his consent; they say the harm is irreversible.

Snip….snip…tuck….tuck…….

Another Urban Myth Exposed!

We have watched and listened to all the crap flowing from mouths of politicians for a week, it is time to lighten up the tone of the news.  It is my fav….Sexy Sunday!

When I read this piece on Rueters I found that I was holding crotch and thinking what would I do or say.

A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.

“As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up,” the China Times said. “When he looked down, he saw the big snake.”

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

This gives a whole new definition to the phrase “toilet snake”.  Still the only comment that I could think of was…….OUCH!