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From The “Can’t Fix Stupid” Files

We just celebrated the signing of the DoI and as usual there was fireworks and more fireworks….every idiot with an extra $5 had to set some off for some unknown reason and every year I wait to see how many have done harm to their bodies by being stupid with something this dangerous.

I found the champ of Stupid!

The wife of a man who died after placing a lit firework on top of his head says she thought her husband was ‘showboating’ before realising he’d made a deadly mistake.

Allen Ray McGrew, 41, was celebrating 4 July with his family, and was also toasting his son Hunter’s engagement.

Allen’s wife, Paige McGrew, told The Post and Courier: “Allen loved this holiday. He was a patriot, he was proud of his son and he was excited to have a new daughter-in-law. He was living his best life last night.”

She added that Allen ‘didn’t drink regularly’, and the party was to be his last blow-out before staying off the booze for a while.

Around 10.30pm, Paige noticed her husband – who was wearing a stars and stripes Uncle Sam outfit for the occasion – was ‘holding this firework over his top hat’.

She thought her husband was ‘just showboating before he set it on the ground’ but then realized ‘he had already lit it’ and despite her warnings, the firework erupted.

Following that, Allen then collapsed, according to Dorchester County Sheriff’s department, before he was pronounced dead at the scene at 11.10pm.

Coroners say his cause of death is the result of ‘massive head injuries’ which would’ve killed him immediately.

Paige said of her husband: “He was a genuine, good person and he loved life. He worked hard and he played hard.”

The risks associated with fireworks is a worrying one, with Cal Fire’s Santa Clara Unit, Chelsea Burkett, recently warning residents not to set off fireworks themselves because of the danger they pose – such as starting fires.

She told NBC Bay Area: “It happens every year. We see it often and we strongly encourage residents to let the professionals do the show.”

Meanwhile, Medical director of the Regional Burn Center at Valley Medical Center, Dr Cliff Sheckter, warned illegal fireworks can be even more dangerous.

He said: “These are mortars, small pieces of dynamite. These can and will blow off your fingers and your hands. We see every year.

“Unfortunately, these types of injuries are not reparable in most circumstances and that obviously is life-altering.”

(unilad.com)

Moral of the story….fireworks and booze do not mix well.

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Who Knew A Movie Could Be Prophetic?

It is the weekend and I will take the rest of the day to kick back and enjoy the simpler things in life……

We all have that one movie that speaks to us…..Steel Magnolias or Day After Tomorrow…..those sort of movies……mine is a bit different….mine is about a disturbing trend in our politics….

I have commented many times about the stupidity that this country is experiencing and has been experiencing for a couple of decades now…….I have used the movie, “Idiocracy” as an example of what could happen if this trend continues……

Well all my efforts have not been in vain……the creator of the movie has weighed in on this trend also……

Idiocracy, 2016, Donald Trump, Election, Documentary

The man behind the 2006 cult sci-fi film “Idiocracy” is lamenting that his fictional movie appears to have become reality.

“I never expected #idiocracy to become a documentary,” tweeted screenwriter Etan Cohen in an apparent jab at the 2016 presidential race.

Together with “Beavis & Butt-head” creator Mike Judge, Cohen co-wrote the time-travel comedy. The plot revolves around the misadventures of a man who wakes up in a futuristic America only to discover that everyone around him, including lawmakers and government officials, is an idiot.

“I thought the worst thing that would come true was everyone wearing Crocs,” Cohen told his Twitter followers.

“Idiocracy” star Terry Crews, famous for his role as President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, also used the satirical film to take a shot at the surreal election cycle.

“All y’all need to stop tripping,” Crews tweeted in character. “Chill the F out, ‘Merica.”

(The Hill)

May I suggest that you, my readers, need to see this film……a look into the future of this country…..

Who knew a work of cinematic fiction could be so damn prophetic?

2014 Babbling Buffoons Of Babylon #17

It is what it is….it is a post on the babbling verbiage of the mentally challenged……in other words….Right wingers……thus begins Edition #17 of the continuing saga of Babbling Buffoons Of Babylon……

1–We begin this post with the words of of a well meaning Rightie who cannot keep the stupid shit from leaving his mouth……..

Five years after declaring President Obama an “ enemy of humanity,” Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.) is now claiming that Obama failed to stop the rise of ISIS because he “doesn’t seem motivated enough on the basis of pure humanity to do what’s necessary to defend the innocent from the malevolent.”

You know if these people and I use the term loosely, want people to take them seriously as am elected official then maybe they should put their brain in gear before opening their mouths…HA HA HA……we know they are incapable of such a task.

2–the Right has its new issue to try and tie to Obama and anything on the Left….today it is ISIS…..Klingenschmitt, that nice Irish boy of the weird Right……

Gordon Klingenschmitt, the demon-obsessed anti-gay exorcist who is the GOP nominee for a seat in the Colorado legislature, sent out an email from his Pray In Jesus Name organization in which he declared that gay Democratic congressman Jared Polis would soon be aligning himself with ISIS and begin beheading Christians here in America

Just when you think that the Right has sunk as low as it could go….then BAM!  They are back!

3–A regular moron for B3……Bryan Fischer has joined in the obsession with Obama’s golf game……

On his radio broadcast yesterday, Bryan Fischer eagerly helped spread theemergingright-wingnarrative that murdered journalist James Foley could have easily been rescued but President Obama was too busy playing golf to approve the rescue mission in time to save him.

Do these mentally challenged GOPers really believe this crap….or more….it is so sad that their are idiots that believe the crap they spread…..which is sadder?

4–I see racist pricks are trying to be as moronic as the rest of the radical Right…..a white supremacist of the Family Research Council, what a lovely name for bunch of racist assholes, anyway this douche is still on the Muslim kick….

“Washington Watch,” Family Research Council president Tony Perkins said that if people believe President Obama is a Muslim, then that is Obama’s own fault

In response to a caller who insisted that Obama is “a Muslim and every time he does something he’s scoring brownie points for his side, that’s why he can go golfing and not have no problems,” Perkins said that it is reasonable to believe that the president is in fact a Muslim or at least “sympathetic to Muslims.”

Just wish one of these dildos would say something at least semi-intelligent….but alas that may be beyond their capabilities.

5–The conserv crazy, Mr. Klayman, I believe this was the dork that wanted a 2nd American Revolution to begin this past 4th of July…..he predicted millions would show and the last count was less than a hundred….anyway a right wing whack-a-doodle……he has grabbed the imagination of those without imagination or the Right wing with his own lawsuit against Obama……

Conservative activist Larry Klayman is suing President Barack Obama, Secretary of State John Kerry, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and Secretary General of the United Nations Ban Ki-Moon for racketeering, claiming that they illegally conspired to provide material support for the terrorist organization Hamas.

According to the lawsuit filed in federal court in Washington, the defendants are allegedly involved in a criminal conspiracy that falls under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, or RICO. They are laundering United States currency, which is then “foreseeably used to buy rockets and construct tunnels to attack Israel and terrorize and kill American and dual American-Israeli citizens who reside or are located in Israel.”

Are his supporters paying the legal fees?  If so, they need to be pissed at the waste of their cash.  But then if you are one of his supporters you probably cannot spell legal much less understand what he is doing.  Anyway….the Hamas rockets or the Qassam are hand made not bought….there goes the lawsuit.

6–Women are not immune to stupid!  Sandy Rios proves the point……

On her American Family Association radio program this morning, Sandy Rios interviewed Malcolm Kline of Accuracy in Academia, a sister organization of the conservative group Accuracy in Media, about the supposed terrible liberal bias in academia.

When the two inevitably got to talking about women’s studies programs, Rios told Kline about an encounter she had had with a young woman who had been “brainwashed” by a women’s studies program to think that “even in this day in this time, that women are somehow mistreated.”

Rios said she told the young woman that because women now make up the majority of college graduates and men are supposedly not allowed to “speak up against anything about a woman” that in fact “men are the ones being degraded.”

Do you find the name “Accuracy In Media” as hilarious as I do?

7–Since ISIS on everybody’s mind these days it is a logical progression the the dipshit Right will blame Obama for much of it…..and they do NOT disappoint!

Todd Starnes called into Alice Stewart’s radio show today to discuss a report from Fox News claiming that President Obama had been briefed on ISIS for over a year but took no action, with Starnes citing this report as evidence that Obama is refusing to confront radical Islamic groups because he favors Islam over Christianity.

Stewart warned that Obama is letting militant groups rise throughout the Middle East as “just the first step in the Islamification of America” and Starnes agreed, saying that “this may very well be the subject of my next book.”

“The soft targets in this country are the churches,” Starnes said, “and we do know that the terrorists are living among us; it’s just a matter of when they are going to strike and who they’re going to strike. If nothing else, and this is going to be a very controversial statement, but looking at the evidence we have, this president’s administration seems to be accommodating the Islamic faith at the expense of all other faiths and that is a troubling thing. This needs to nipped in the bud. The president needs to put on the big boy pants and he needs to do the job that he was elected to do, which is to protect our country from the bad guys.”

I get tickled when I see how the Right, especially the moron Right, tries to tie everything to Obama……..if they are Christians then what happened to “thou shalt not bear false witness”…..or is that only for people like me?

8–One of the original moronic buffoons in Congress is Tom Tancredo…..and he is on the band wagon with the other d/bags on the Right…..especially when it comes to ISIS and Obama…….

Tom Tancredo spoke to Tim Wildmon of the American Family Association today about why he supports impeaching President Obama, telling the “Today’s Issues” host that impeachment is the only process to remove Obama “short of armed rebellion that everybody constantly — you know, a lot of people, I guess I should say, think to themselves is either coming or a potential — and God knows that’s not something we want to see.”

Armed rebellion?  HA HA  This douche would hide behind his wife if it ever came to that……like so many on the Right….he is a COWARD!

9–This one is not so much what they said but rather what they did…………

There’s an all-out assault on America, a Christian nation and it’s called Islam, if this wingnut is to be believed. Islam’s holy wars, or jihad, sanctions murder in the name of its god, and should be feared from an early age. Six to ten year olds are very impressionable so there’s no better time to target them to hate Islam just as much as their xenophobic, Republican parents. The White House has called these coloring books garbage, but Kilmeade and publisher Wayne Bell think it’s important to teach hate ASAP. President Obama has not declared war on Islam and fear mongering Republicans want kids to know that he should be feared as well.

A racist coloring book to teach our children to hate…..when will these people go away?

And on that note I will bring this edition to a close…….but never fear…..the Right wing asshats are not finished making an ass of themselves and I will be there to make sure my readers know all about it…….

Stay tuned…..they are still talking!

2014 Babbling Buffoons Of Babylon #15

Here we go again……..another edition of the B3……the words of the mindless……and the thoughnts of total MORONS!

1–Remember Tancredo as a Congressman?  NO?  He was one of those babbling toads on the Right….well he is no longer in Congress but that has not stopped his brain dead comments…..this one is on the Right’s fave topic du jour…impeachment……

Former congressman Tom Tancredo once again called on House Republicans to vote to impeach President Obama, writing this weekend in WorldNetDaily that the GOP should “call the White House’s bluff and proceed with impeachment.”

He warns that if Republicans are “afraid to challenge presumptuous dictatorial behavior,” then “the war is already lost and we should all stock our ammunition shelves and join a militia.”

Just another media whore looking for that 10 minutes.

2–Bryan Fischer of the American Family Assn…….a group of hypocritical twats has something to say about the people of Iraq……

American Family Association spokesman Bryan Fischer is outraged that the U.S. is intervening in Iraq to stop ISIS, who has been attacking Christians and other Muslims throughout the country.

Fischer believes that President Obama only intervened to stop the extermination of the Yazidis, who practice an ancient religion yet are considered by ISIS fighters and others to be “devil worshipers.” He began today’s edition of “Focal Point” by railing against Obama, saying the president only decided to launch airstrikes in Iraq in order to defend “devil worshipers.”

“They go after devil worshipers and all of the sudden the entire weight of the United States government is sent in there to relieve them and to avenge them,” he said. “Those are the Yazidis.”

You just cannot make up this much hate and stupidity….now can you?

3–Do you remember Cliven Bundy?    I had wondered if he is any kin to Ted Bundy….sorry for the digression.  Any way this total moron has been talking with God….again.

Cliven Bundy, who recently told a meeting of the Independent American Party, a Third Party to the right of the GOP, that his standoff with the federal government over his refusal to pay grazing fees was part of a spiritual battle against government tyranny:

“If the standoff with the Bundys was wrong, would the Lord have been with us?” Bundy asked, noting that no one was killed as tensions escalated. “Could those people that stood without fear and went through that spiritual experience … have done that without the Lord being there? No they couldn’t.”

Bundy also cited personal inspiration from God in establishing his course of action.

“The Lord told me … if (the sheriff doesn’t) take away these arms (from federal agents), we the people will have to face these arms in a civil war. He said, ‘This is your chance to straighten this thing up,'” Bundy said.

Sorry but my God has better things to do than pay even the slightest attention to a dick wad like Bundy.

4–Did you know that Lincoln was a commie?  Well he was according to that trash mouth idiot Walter Kennedy……

Did you know Abraham Lincoln was a Marxist? Oh yeah, his whole goal was to impose socialism on America, destroy states rights and limited government, and oh by the way, attack “religious values in America” in order to supplant God and put government in His place.

Yes, hardcore neo-Confederate Walter Kennedy had a chat with Kevin Swanson, who told his flock that “history is important” right before chopping it into little pieces by presenting us with the wholly mythical “churchgoing, freedom-loving Southern slave-owner,”

I love these morons on the Right that try every angle to re-write history…..they make my job too easy….maybe I should send them a Kwanzaa card in December……

5–If there is anyone and believe me there are many, on the Right that needs to be slapped so hard he losses a day is Rush…….he had his say on the death of Robin Williams…….

“He had it all, but he had nothing,” Limbaugh opined. “He made everyone else laugh, but was miserable inside.”

“It fits a certain picture, or a certain image that the left has,” he continued. “Low expectations and general unhappiness and so forth.” On the issue of “survivor’s guilt,” Limbaugh said, “That is a constant measurement that is made by political leftists in judging the country.”

Limbaugh is a disgusting lump of shit that deserves NO peace for turning this tragedy into something political for his ratings….and anyone that agrees with him is an even larger lump of disgusting shit.  Did I cover that well enough?  is there any doubt what I think of the sack of manure Rush?

6–This is my fave……illustrates the ignorance of f*cking toads on the Right!

Then there is thee Right’s favorite child molester, Ted “fucking” Nugent…….this time he is not making some moronic gun statement….no this time he has advice of Native Americans……..

After a group of Native Americans protested outside a concert by Ted Nugent, the late-1970s rocker verbally lashed out, calling them “stinkyass unclean dipshIt protestors” and calling for Native Americans to be “rounded up and shipped back to wherever they came from!”

“They need to just shut up and admit WE WERE HERE FIRST! Nobody asked them to come to America! They got a problem with a successful, happy, white American, they should just go back where they came from!” he added. “Hell, it’s past time these pussies were ROUNDED UP AND SHIPPED BACK TO WHEREVER THEY CAME FROM! I’ll even donate the shipping crates!”

What can I say?  Another disgusting ignorant toad on the Right that does not have enough brains to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.  He said that if Obama got re-elected that he would be in jail shortly after….I AM STILL WAITING!

This idiot is as worthless as a turnip…which is not fair for a turnip is edible and therefor not useless….cannot say the same of pedophile Nugent.

7–Since 2008 economics have been bad for most Americans….that is those that actually create something at their job, at least the lucky ones that still have a gig to go to…..it seems that Nebraskan congressman Lee Terry is whining about his pay…….

Rep. Lee Terry (R-NE) is fighting pressure to agree to a pay cut for members of Congress, instead complaining that the $174,000 annual salary was already frozen.

This is not the first time Terry has complained about his salary. In 2013, during the Republican-led government shutdown that furloughed up to one million American workers, many members of Congress gave up their paychecks as a symbolic gesture. Terry refused at first.

Despite voting to prolong the shutdown, Terry explained to the Omaha World-Herald why he especially needed to keep collecting a salary. “I’ve got a nice house and a kid in college, and I’ll tell you we cannot handle it,” Terry said. “Giving our paycheck away when you still worked and earned it? That’s just not going to fly.” The comments blew up, forcing Terry to backtrack and agree not to collect his salary until after the shutdown ended.

All I can tell this yutz is if he is looking for sympathy to go to the Oxford dictionary and look between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’ and he will find it…..that is the best I can do for this douche.

8–It seems that a Mississippi Tea Party member is asking God for help……..you REALLY need to read this one!

According to a report in the Jackson Free Press, at the start of a speaking event in Flowood, Mississippi, hosted by Johnson, Nicholson delivered an opening prayer in which he asked Almighty God to do what Almighty God apparently does best: To “be violent against” establishment Republicans who disagree with Tea Partyers over how best to achieve their mutually agreed upon goals.

“We ask for your blessing upon the conservatives in this state, that they might stand strong and firm,” reportedly began Nicholson’s prayer. “Father, we even ask for you to bless our enemies, and Lord they are truly our enemies that head the Republican Party and the whole political establishment.”

Nicholson’s idea of “blessing” one’s enemies, however, is a bit strange. He continued:

We’re asking, Father, for two things. We’re asking, Father, that you would expose them, set division amongst them, set them one against another, bring confusion and fear into their camp, into their thinking, for the purpose of pulling them down, for casting them down out of their high offices and reducing them, Lord, to having no power in this state. So, Lord, that you might raise up and seek the righteous in the positions of power that this state might once more be a state that honors you in all that it does.

Father, we’re asking that in all of the tribulations were asking you to bring upon them, that it would work change in their heart — that you would use it to bring true Godly sorrow, that they might truly repent for their iniquity and their wickedness, for that they would be restored to you, that you would have honor in the state of Mississippi for the great works that you’ve done in correcting and purifying the government and rescuing and saving the worst of us.

The more these religious types talk the more the idea of Christianity becomes non-existent.

9–I just love the conerv asswads….you know the ones that are just horrified that there is a black prez and of course he is somehow working against the US……a/holes like Rick Wiles…….

Rick Wiles is pretty sure that President Obama is a “foreign plant” who was put in office by Saudi Arabia in order to destroy America. But maybe it wasn’t Saudi Arabia after all, as yesterday on “Trunews,” Wiles and right-wing documentary filmmaker Joel Gilbert wondered if President Obama — along with his entire family — secretly works for the CIA, Great Britain, or Russia, or maybe all three, who knows!

You have to pity these people…their whole world went to shit when the country elected a black guy as president.

#15 comes to an end…..but never fear their are a wealth of morons in the weeds and all of them cannot wait to open their mouths and shove their feet into it…….and I will be waiting and watching……#16 will not be far behind….see you there.

2014 Babbling Buffoons Of Babylon #14

Here we go…..edition #14 is up and rolling…..the buffoons just cannot take a break from their mindless babble………..it is a labor of love the problem is trying to decide which ass clown deserves the recognition in IST…….

1–Christians these days are anything but Christians……there is a move to recognize same sex marriage….I know there are some that cannot stand the thought of it……there is a church in Harlem with a sign in front…….

The notoriously anti-gay ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem, NY, has posted another virulently homophobic sign, this time informing churches and their members who support “homos” that they will be struck with disease.

The sign reads, “All Churches & Members That Support Homos Cursed Be Thou With Cancer HIV Syphilis Stroke Madness Itch Then Hell 1 Cor. 6:9.”

Christians!  I agree with the observation that Gandhi made……”Christianity is a wonderful concept….a shame that it has never been tried”……

2–There seems to be repeat offenders with large mouths and Rep. Steve King is just one of these buffoons……..of he knows all about what God has intended and this one is a choice piece of BS………..

During a conference call last month with the National Emergency Coalition, Rep. Steve King said that the U.S. needs to crack down on immigration because our nation’s borders were established by God. Disrespecting the borders, the congressman suggested, is disrespecting God’s will.

He also blamed the child migrant crisis not on drug-war-related violence in Central America but on President Obama’s Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, or as he calls it, “deferred action for criminal aliens.”

His stupidity abounds!

3–A new twist on the whole BS of indoctrination camps……this time it comes from the Religious Right and one Bill Muehlenberg…….

………….he does take the time to compare gay people to pedophiles, shoplifters and drunk drivers, and warn that “the cult of homosexualism” is the “coming world religion which will enslave the entire world.”

“The holy laws of homosexualism are now in place, and everyone will bow and worship. All those daring to question any of this will meet their fate,” he continues. “Re-education camps and indoctrination centers will just be a part of the way the authorities deal with any recalcitrants.”

I will be waiting for his arrest and his interment….these guys are just fucking CRAZY!

4–one of IST’s fave ass monkeys, Todd Akin………

In the latest stop in his self–pitying “comeback” tour, former Republican congressman Todd Akin said that another run for office wasn’t off the table.

Speaking last week with Joseph Farah of WorldNetDaily, which is publishing his new book, Akin once again framed the controversy over his “legitimate rape” remarks as part of a battle between spiritual good and evil, insisting that God was on his side.

He told Farah that he hasn’t dismissed the idea of running for office again because he wants to “tell the truth” and “stand up to evil.”

“To tell the truth”?  this bozo would not know the truth if it walked up and bit him in the ass.

5–We have heard about the War on women and the war on the middle class and the war on poverty…..we have had so many wars that it is almost comical……..but now a GOP asswad from Alabama has gone a bit far…….

Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.) on Monday accused Democrats of engaging in a “war on whites” in the current immigration debate.

“This is a part of the war on whites that’s being launched by the Democratic Party. And the way in which they’re launching this war is by claiming that whites hate everybody else,” he said during the interview. “It’s a part of the strategy that Barack Obama implemented in 2008, continued in 2012, where he divides us all on race, on sex, greed, envy, class warfare, all those kinds of things. Well that’s not true.”

He is not alone…..the South is crammed full of like minded ass clowns…..sad to say…….

6–Oh goody…..another “what would a Christian do” thingy……..this one from twat name “coach” Daubenmire………..

, “Coach” Dave Daubenmire asks: “Can a Christian vote for a Democrat?”

Unsurprisingly, his answer is no, as Democrats “have become the party of death” thanks to support for legal abortion and the “deathstyle” of homosexuality.

“Did you know that when you support Obamacare you support the medical care of those who are engaged in self-destructive behaviors, including male-on-male sodomy?” he asked.

“Who is the greatest perpetrators of homosexual rights and homosexual marriage?” he said. “You got it. The Democratic party.”

So, he concludes, “a Christian who votes for a democrat maybe isn’t really a Christian.”

They slither out from under the woodwork…….so many stupids and so little time……..

7–It is NO secret what I think of the Israeli government…..but now I am starting to have that warm fuzzy feeling about the people also and stuff like this is feeding that dislike……

From the outside of the US-Israel alliance, it can look like the countries are so close that they are practically extensions of one another. From within, though, the relationship is a good deal more complex. One of the complexities that gets overlooked: Israelis get that the US is a crucial backer, but they sure don’t trust President Obama.

That came through in a recent reader poll on the popular Israeli news and entertainment site Mako, which asked readers what Obama should get for his 53rd birthday, on Monday. By far the most popular choice is “An envelope of the ebola virus,” which has tracked about 50 percent of votes since the poll went up.

That is just wrong………those morons better keep in mind that without the US support they would be in a more sad position that today……..

8–It has been awhile since Mann Coulter has been featured on B3…..she finally showed just how much of disgusting twat she really is…….this time is about Ebola and the victims from the US……..

Ann Coulter’s latest column is filled with more idiocy than I can really dissect. Entitled, “Ebola doc’s condition downgraded to ‘idiocy,’” the piece is a takedown of Dr. Ken Brantly, one of the two Americans who has been diagnosed with Ebola. She condemns the missionary for making Christian charities Samaritan’s Purse and SIM USA pay for him to fly in a private jet back to the U.S. and receive care at “one of America’s premier hospitals.”

She goes on to ask the question: “Can’t anyone serve Christ in America anymore?” America has all sorts of problems, she says. Murder! Drug overdoses! Babies born out of wedlock! But no, no Christian can spare a moment for these worthy causes.

If Dr. Brantly had practiced at Cedars-Sinai hospital in Los Angeles and turned one single Hollywood power-broker to Christ, he would have done more good for the entire world than anything he could accomplish in a century spent in Liberia. Ebola kills only the body; the virus of spiritual bankruptcy and moral decadence spread by so many Hollywood movies infects the world.

If he had provided health care for the uninsured editors, writers, videographers and pundits in Gotham and managed to open one set of eyes, he would have done more good than marinating himself in medieval diseases of the Third World…

Which explains why American Christians go on “mission trips” to disease-ridden cesspools. They’re tired of fighting the culture war in the U.S., tired of being called homophobes, racists, sexists and bigots. So they slink off to Third World countries, away from American culture to do good works, forgetting that the first rule of life on a riverbank is that any good that one attempts downstream is quickly overtaken by what happens upstream.

Once again she has proven to me what a disgusting individual she really is……..

9–Always a religious douche bag has to open his mouth and show the severe ignoirance of the religious types………

American Family Association spokesman Bryan Fischer is outraged that the U.S. is intervening in Iraq to stop ISIS, who has been attacking Christians and other Muslims throughout the country.

Fischer believes that President Obama only intervened to stop the extermination of the Yazidis, who practice an ancient religion yet are considered by ISIS fighters and others to be “devil worshipers.” He began today’s edition of “Focal Point” by railing against Obama, saying the president only decided to launch airstrikes in Iraq in order to defend “devil worshipers.”

“They go after devil worshipers and all of the sudden the entire weight of the United States government is sent in there to relieve them and to avenge them,” he said. “Those are the Yazidis.”

Damn these religious white guys really hate the black guy president….don’t they?

That brings edition #14 to a close….please stay tuned there will be more from the demented little toads from the Right.  Have a day my friends!

 

Yes Irene…Another Train Wreck

As my loyal readers know, I seldom tackle gossip….but there are times that need to be addressed and this is one of those times…..

Can you remember the days of yore when we had the meltdowns of the likes of Paris, Lindsey, Britany?

You remember the shaving of the head and the antics of K-Fed and the string of child mishaps that befell our young Britany Spears the breaking news daily of her numerous digressions….a train wreck!

And then there is Paris (the broad not the city) who only claim to fame is her last name……and the Hilton name does not care the same weight it use to…but there is still a pile of cash and then her sex tape that had the web abuzz and her trials and jail time, all 10 minutes of it……a train wreck!

And then there is the most recent idiot…Lindsey Lohan….who could not give up her booze and drugs long enough to make a judge happy…..then her idiot mother and douche bag father that does not help her in anyway….a train wreck!

But who could be the next one waiting in the wings for her chance at “stardom”?

Well, about 4 years ago I predicted it would be little miss Miley that would be the next “great train wreck”……I said that because of her ways of dress, her disturbing pics with her father and her general look and attitude….but I did qualify it by saying that after her 18th birthday would be the starting point…..

And 5 days after her 18th and she had this much fun…..

http://bit.ly/iidpLT Now you tell me….whatcha think?  Train Wreck!

Got Love A Simpleton!

Some people just do NOT know when to keep their mouth shut…now do they?

Michigan’s Rep. Miller Rails Against “WikiLinks”

December 07, 2010 3:49 pm ET
 

shar.es/X2QvB.  Warning:  clear any substance from your airways….could potential be a choking hazard…..

REP. MILLER: Mr. Speaker, since WikiLinks has begun releasing American top-secret information that it obtained illegally, there has been a debate about how our nation should respond to this. I believe the actions of WikiLinks provide material support to our terrorist enemies, so it should be treated as a terrorist organization. Others have argued that WikiLinks is simply a media organization and th— therefore it is protected under the first amendment. Well consider for a moment the most recent statements by Julian Assage [sic] the founder of WikiLinks, which I believe show exactly what he is: a terrorist. Assage [sic] has spread across the world an encrypted document which he claims has even more vital national secrets that he’s going to release. And Assage [sic] calls these files his insurance file, and he’s threatened to release this information if he is captured or if he is charged with any violation of law. Those, Mr. Speaker, are not the actions of a journalist; those are the actions of a terrorist. Even President Clinton recently said that lives will be lost because of the release of this information. But still, Mr. Speaker, we still have not heard anything on this issue from our current Commander in Chief, President Obama.  It is absolutely baffling.  I yield back.

Once again, I suggest that the GOP keep the less knowledgeable people from being in front of a microphone…..Stuff like this does NOT improve the case that you guys are competent representatives…..

2010 Anal-Ocity Award Nominees

It is that time again…..we at Info Ink have spent lots of hours trying to find the 10 most anal statements made during the course of 2010…it was not easy they all were so flipping anal, but we finally came up with the top 10……which we revised to the top 8 and then a gain to the top 5….they are listed below and I ask all my readers to pick the one that they feel is the most anal…the “Assie” award is given to the person or thing that is the most anal……before the list is presented I would like to recap the past winners for you……

2009 winner was Sarah Palin and her statement after resignation as Gov. of Alaska……”I am a fighter….not a quitter”

2008 winner was Sen.  John McCain when he was talking about Russia’s invasion of Georgia…”In the 21st century nations do not invade other nations”……this from a guy that supported the invasion of Iraq…..

2007 winner was Paris Hilton, when she replied after her sentencing to jail….”It’s not fair!”

There are the past winners…and who will join the list of Assie winners for 2010?

The 5 nominees for the year are………

1–NATO envoy Mark Sedwell when commenting on violence in Kabul, Afghanistan

“children are probably safer here than they would be in London, New York, or Glasgow or many other cities.”

2–Columnists David Broder when writing about chance of re-election…..

Here is where Obama is likely to prevail. With strong Republican support in Congress for challenging Iran’s ambition to become a nuclear power, he can spend much of 2011 and 2012 orchestrating a showdown with the mullahs. This will help him politically because the opposition party will be urging him on. And as tensions rise and we accelerate preparations for war, the economy will improve.

3–GOP state senator of South Carolina when talking about the election of governor Nikki Haley

“We already got one raghead in the White House, we don’t need a raghead in the governor’s mansion,”

4–Former GOP Rep, Duncan Hunter of California when talking about children born in the US to immigrants….

“Would you support deportation of natural-born American citizens that are the children of illegal aliens,” Hunter was asked. “I would have to, yes,” Hunter said. “… We simply cannot afford what we’re doing right now,” he said. “… It takes more than just walking across the border to become an American citizen. It’s what’s in our souls. …”

5–A Muslim cleric in Iran when talking about the increase in earthquake activity….

“Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes,”

There they are the 5 that we consider the most anal statements of the past year……please take your time and read over the nominees and vote for the one that you feel is the most anal…..

Thanx for your time and assistance…….your participation is greatly appreciated…..

2010 Anal-Ocity #3

The Tea Party Convention has come and gone and is now in the history books, well the books that neo-cons want us to read……all in all the convention was a success but then there was good old reliable Tom Tancredo, former congressman from Colorado…it seems his comments on the first night of the convention have him in a bit of a pickle…….

“Because we don’t have a civics literacy test to vote, people who couldn’t even spell ‘vote,’ or say it in English, put a committed socialist ideologue in the White House named Barack Hussein Obama.”

Tancredo simply calls it good public policy to require citizens to pass a civics literacy test to be allowed to vote.

“To suggest that a civics literacy test will necessarily be discriminatory is absurd,” said Tancredo. “I have long advocated a civics literacy test for voters, and have often suggested we could use the same test as used for immigrants seeking to become naturalized citizens.”

If he gets his way we all will have to take a literacy test, but if I am not mistaken amendment 15 of the US Constitution pretty much says that it cannot be done…but why let the Constitution get in the way of your ranting and raving?

But if we as voters have to take a literacy test then why not make it mandatory that the people that represent us have a knowledge of the civics that Tancredo is so worried about?  Just in the last year prominent politicians have been caught on youtube show their ignorance of the Constitution…..for example, the minority leader of the House of Representatives at a rally held up the Constitution and quoted the Declaration of Independence……these people use the Constitution as a prop to stand on while they deliver their soliloquy….I would prefer that the reps in Washington understand Civics more than the voter…after all they are the ones making decisions for us and they are ignorant of the stuff government is made of……

What is next?  The color of ones hair?  Or maybe where you live?  What is next?  When will you people have had enough of these ass clowns that you send to Washington?  Tancredo is an opportunist…he is looking for an audience for his next endeavor…the nomination….