Tag: Breasts

Another Step To Equality

Closing Thought–24Sep19

Women have been fighting for true equality for a very long time…..they we close in the 70s with the ERA and have been trying to achieve their dream ever since.

Some states have got a little closer tom the goal……

Two women sued the city of Fort Collins, Colo., for the right to go topless. Now, six states in total will reap the benefits of their ban-busting efforts after a federal appeals court overturned the city’s prohibition on women sans shirts and the city opted not to appeal. KUTV reports that not only Colorado’s women are now able to bare their breasts, but also those in Utah, Wyoming, New Mexico, Kansas, and Oklahoma, after the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals struck down the ban in Fort Collins. Because Fort Collins has no plans to challenge the appellate court ruling, which would bring the case to the Supreme Court, the nixing of the ban applies to all six states the appeals court has jurisdiction over. NBC News notes the court ruling was handed down in February, while Fort Collins just decided this month to back off the case.

The suit was originally brought by plaintiffs Brit Hoagland and Samantha Six, who say their complaint was in the name of gender equality. The women had even started a #FreeTheNipple social media campaign to bolster their stance. Not everyone—not even all women—is 100% behind the court’s decision. “I do think we deserve equal rights in everything,” one female Boulder resident says. “But I think if women do choose to do that, they might be asking for a little bit of trouble.” Hoagland and Six disagree. “Everybody should be able to be comfortable on a hot day, and if that means taking their shirt [off], so be it,” Hoagland tells KGUN 9. “No matter how you look [at it], you should have the same freedom [as] the person next to you.”

As a man I will refrain from giving my thoughts….but I would love to hear from others on this new turn…..

I say just get to work and finally ratify the ERA…..period!

“Lego Ergo Scribo”

The Saga Of The 3 Breasted Martian

My two days of stuff that has little to do with war and death………Did you see the movie with Arnold called “Total Recall”?  If so, do you remember the Martian hooker with 3 boobs?  Well, there is a real life story somewhere in there………

There are people who have plastic surgery to correct birth defects, those who go under the knife to look more like their favorite celebrities, and then there’s a Florida woman who goes by the name Jasmine Tridevil. The 21-year-old massage therapist—who’s now being compared to the three-breasted woman in both Total Recall films—says she has added a third breast after a long search to find a surgeon who would actually perform the procedure, 9 News reports. (Skeptics, however, are pretty sure it’s a hoax.) Tridevil’s stated motivation: She’s hoping to land a reality show on MTV, as well as keep men at bay because she “[doesn’t] want to date anymore” and figures they’ll think the third breast is “weird and gross.”

The new breast was created with her own abdomen skin and a silicone implant placed between her two existing breasts, she says, adding that the areola was tattooed on. She tells Real Radio 104.1 via the Huffington Post UK that she contacted 50 doctors before one agreed to her request, saying no one wanted to “[break] the code of ethics” and that the doctor who finally gave in “made me sign a nondisclosure agreement as he was scared he’d get in trouble.” Tridevil says her family doesn’t approve, telling 9 News, “My mum ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad … he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me, but he accepted it.” That’s not stopping her from going after her dream, posting pics on her Facebook page and trying to draw MTV’s gaze her way with tweets hashtagged #3Boobs #MTV

After days of mockery and jokes….the rest of the story came out…….

It was fun, or at least weird, while it lasted, but urban legends website Snopes is calling Jasmine Tridevil’s story about adding a third breast a hoax. And while Tridevil, aka Alisha Hessler, isn’t ‘fessing up, Florida’s WTSP has dug up an especially telling stolen-item report involving Hessler earlier this month at Tampa International Airport. After her bag was stolen and then recovered, airport police listed its contents as including a “3 breast prosthesis.” Hessler might be acknowledging the ruse at least subtly. She’s a massage therapist, and Snopes has found her website for “Alisha’s Golden Touch” that refers to her as a “provider of internet hoaxes since 2014” and a “specialist in massage for three breasted women.”

In an interview with the British tabloid the Sun posted today, Hessler was still sticking by her story. “This is not a fake,” she says. “I had the procedure done. If people don’t believe it, that’s up to them.” Snopes says it has reached out to Hessler, who is hoping to land a reality TV show, to clear up its questions. It speaks to one plastic surgeon who says this would have been a lengthy, hugely complicated procedure. So unless some actual third-party proof emerges, and perhaps the identity of the alleged plastic surgeon, she gets the site’s “False” label. In an earlier interview with WTSP, Hessler explained that she wouldn’t allow a close look at the extra breast because “it’s in episode six of my show.”

What’s life without whimsy?

One Good Sucker Deserves Another

I guess my fascination with breasts came from my younger days as a breast fed baby…….since then I cannot get enough of the boob…..I know that makes me a male chauvinistic toad…..but I am what I am (to quote Popeye)………so is there a line that I will not cross?  Yes and here it is…….

This from the WEEK magazine……..

If you’ve ever woken up in a cold sweat longing for the warm, familiar ambrosia stored in your mother’s teat, we’ve got some good news for you: An Austin-based candy-maker called Lollyphile is now selling breast milk–flavored lollipops for adventurous adults looking to indulge their oral fixations.

The lollipops don’t actually contain any breast milk — they’re vegan and mostly made of sugar — but were created by taste-testing real breast milk generously donated by four new moms. “Can you imagine armies of pumping mothers?” Lollyphile founder Jason Darling says in an interview with the Los Angeles Times. “Managing that would be a logistical nightmare.”

As for what these Oedipal confections actually taste like, the flavor is “sort of like almond milk,” says Darling, “but sweeter.” Since debuting the pops on the Lollyphile website on Monday, the company says it has already sold a few thousand treats.

But maybe we shouldn’t be too surprised by the candy’s overnight success. After all, there are already communities online solely devoted to developing recipes from nutrient-dense, human lactate — everything from cheese to strawberry buttercream cupcakes.

“These lollipops won’t bring back childhood memory,” write the lollipop’s creators at their website. But they are “quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavor of all time.”

Give the breast milk–flavored pops a try here.

Okay everyone reading please weigh in on this…….thanx

A Twist On Smuggling

You have heard all the stories about people that smuggle stuff by swallowing it…..and then there are those that shove stuff up their butts……there is a woman in Spain that has my vote for best smuggling technique………

MADRID (Reuters) – Spanish police arrested a Panamanian woman on Wednesday who landed in Barcelona from Bogota, Colombia with cocaine stuffed inside her breast implants.

The woman was taken to the police at Barcelona’s El Prat airport after her vague answers to questions about the reasons for her trip from Bogota raised suspicion at the border control, the Interior Ministry said in a statement.

Spanish authorities carry out rigorous checks of passengers arriving on so-called “hot flights” from Latin America, to fight drug smuggling.

When border police discovered fresh scars and blood-stained gauze on the woman’s chest she was taken to a nearby hospital to check her claim that she had recently undergone breast implant surgery.

The implants were found to carry 1.38 kg of cocaine.

Breast implants stuffed with cocaine are seen in this handout picture released by Spain's Police December 12, 2012. REUTERS/Spanish Interior Ministry/Handout

Who Knew?

This is the calm weekend, at least for me, time when I reflect on the past weeks …….HA HA HA…..time for some news and such…..enough with the political morons…..give us…..BOOBS!

(Newser) – Critics of breast implants like to cite possible side effects, but now advocates can mention their life-saving potential: A woman in Canada says hers protected her in a shooting. “My implants took the brunt of the force,” Eileen Likness testified at the trial of an ex-boyfriend accused of shooting her, reports the Toronto Sun. The bullet traveled through one and out the other before hitting her forearm. Now she’s all healed—with new implants. “I had to wait some time, but yes, I had some put back in,” she says. Her ex-beau’s trial continues.

See now you know why it is entitled….”Who Knew”?

Why The Hub-Bub About Boobs?

By now and especially if you are one of those that lives an breathes the gossipy crap on the internet, you know that the royal was caught with her boobs on display…all the law suit crap and all the indignation over having her boobs photographed…….me?  I do not give two shakes in Hell about her boobs, but the rest of the world is fascinated.

I have a bit of advice for the lady…….her hubby’s momma was killed trying to get away from the parasites….and the world is fascinated by her two boys……what did they think would happen?  Second, this would NOT happen if she had kept her clothes on……it is all that simple…but it looks like since they are the royals that the world should stop for them and give them all the latitude they desire…..bollocks!

With all the said I then ask….why the Hell all the taboo over breasts?

Brain Palmer of Slate.com has answered that question for me….saves a bbunch of Googling on my part….thanx Brian……

Probably around 3,000 years ago. Women are displayed with exposed breasts in Minoan artwork from 1500 B.C. Some historians believe that these ancient women went topless only during religious rituals—bare-breasted, buxom goddesses have been worshipped since the dawn of civilization—but some of the artworks depict everyday activities, suggesting that bare breasts may have been commonplace. Just across the Mediterranean, ancient Egyptian women sported elaborate dresses that could either cover the breasts or leave them exposed, depending on the whim of the designer. Over the next few centuries, however, breasts become strictly private parts. Ancient Athenian women were wearing flowing, multilayered robes that concealed the shape of the bosom by the middle of the first millennium B.C. Spartan attire was more risqué, exposing the female thigh, but breasts were always covered.

A series of sculptures suggests that even Greek goddesses became more bashful about their breasts during this period. Aphrodite of Cnidus, sculpted by Praxiteles of Athens in the fourth century B.C., depicts the nude goddess covering her genitals but leaving her bosom exposed. In copycat statues sculpted over the next several centuries, however, the goddess uses her other hand to cover a breast as well. The evolution of these Venus pudica sculptures strongly suggests that the ancients had come to feel that modesty required covering the breasts.

It’s not entirely clear why bare breasts became verboten in ancient Greece, but some historians think it had to do with the changing roles of women. As the centuries progressed, ancient Athens became an increasingly patriarchal society. Women retreated into the home, rarely emerging in public, and lived under the dominion of their fathers or husbands. Because the breast had long been a symbol of feminine fertility, it had to be kept from view.

Under the influence of the Bible and ancient Greek and Roman traditions, Western women kept their breasts concealed beneath loose-fitting garb for more than a millennium. The French aristocracy was the first to challenge the taboo. During the 1300s, necklines began to plunge and clothing became tighter, exposing the shape of the breast. Agnès Soler, the mistress to French King Charles VII, shocked the court by appearing in a painting with one breast fully exposed in the late 1400s. The most provocative ladies of Venice and England are said to have walked the streets bare-breasted in the following century. There are even hints that Queen Elizabeth I herself exposed all or nearly all of her breasts to guests, which, if true, might provide some comfort to the young Duchess of Cambridge. But the trend was temporary, and the general prohibition on bare breasts in European society was firmly entrenched again by the 1600s.

Personally, I think it is a shame to cover such a magnificent thing as the breast….OK, that may sound sexist and chauvinistic, but I like breasts, big natural breast…..

I must end it here….I need to put on some soothing music and take advantage of myself……TTFN!

Have Boobs, Will Work

Once again it is the weekend and my few days of mental relaxation….and since it is Sunday I found some stuff that makes one just shudder….

Women for decades have been trying to lose the stigma of “tight sweater” means better work conditions….sort of thing….but it seems that in China they have some pretty stringent qualifications that they look for in some of their spokespeople……

Even foreign firms have been known to advertise for specific ages, looks and genders, particularly when seeking good-looking women to fill posts. Job descriptions here routinely have height and weight requirements, and those deemed not beautiful enough can be turned away with no recourse.

But the Ministry of Tofu blog reports on one case that might be over-the-top even for China: a company seeking large-breasted virgins for a tea-picking ad.

The requirements: “A prospective employee has to be a woman with no sexual experience, has a bra size of at least C, and has no scar or wound visible on her body with a uniform.”

I say…try that in the good old USA and see just how far that flies……but on a more realistic note…is that not the perfect woman that most men look for?  Big breasts and a virgin?  I know that sounds like misogyny and it may well be….but the truth is the truth……whether we like it or not.  But to say that they are qualifications for a photo ad is just plain….obscene!

A Thing Whose Time Has Come?

Back a couple of years ago, I wrote a post on the idea from PETA (People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals)…..it pertained to the making of ice cream….I will make it easy for you…read it here:

Info Ink http://t.co/5zcZfkk

Yep that is right….breast milk ice cream!  It seems that someone has taken to the idea……

From an article on Reuters:

A specialist ice cream parlor plans to serve up breast milk ice cream and says people should think of it as an organic, free-range treat.The breast milk concoction, called the “Baby Gaga,” will be available from Friday at the Icecreamists restaurant in London’s Covent Garden.

Icecreamists founder Matt O’Connor was confident his take on the “miracle of motherhood” and priced at a hefty 14 pounds ($23) a serving will go down a treat with the paying public.

The breast milk was provided by mothers who answered an advertisement on online mothers’ forum Mumsnet.

EEWWWWWWW!  OK, I like breasts a lot….but this idea is not to my liking and will they hook these women up to a milking machine….maybe breast milk is tasty, I do not know, but should that not be for the baby to decide?

IMO, this is a stunt and not a good idea….Like I said I do enjoy a nice pair of breasts and I will be the firsat one to point out just how nice they are….but I do not think that the substance produced by them is for public consumption……

2010 Anal-Ocity #12

Just as no one party has a corner on the moronic, neither does any one religion over another…..morons are everywhere….

This one from a Muslim cleric:

Women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes, an Iranian cleric says. Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqi, the acting Friday prayer leader in Tehran, said women should stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves. “Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes,” he explained

So cleavage and breast and the sight of them are causing all the earthquakes…….this anal statement made by a cleric in the country of Iran that is one of the most active areas for quakes and if I am not mistaken there is NOT that much cleavage to be seen in the country………

Anal is anal!

Which Breast Was It?

There comes a time, now and again, where I must cast aside my principle of not posting gossip…..there comes a time when I see a report that just begs me to comment……and I finally could not stand it anymore…..

This from the “Fair and Balanced” Network:

A Kentucky woman was charged with assault after she allegedly squirted breast milk into the face of a deputy.

Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday for public intoxication in Owensboro, WYMT-TV reported, but it is what she did next which has attracted headlines.

As Tramel changed into an inmate uniform, she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of the female deputy watching over her.

A press release from the Daviess County, Kentucky, Detention Center, said that after the deputy decontaminated herself from the “bio-hazard”, Tramel was charged with third degree assault.

While the public drunkenness was merely a misdemeanor offense, the assault is a felony charge and a US$10,000 bond was set.

Reports of the case have sparked debates about whether using breast milk as a weapon should constitute a felony assault case, with many readers likening it to an accused person spitting on an officer.

All I can ask is….was it the right or the left?  I am sorry I was so caught up in the moment that I am left speechless….

But if you liked that one…..then you will cream your pants over this one……we have all seen those guys shaving while driving to work, but there is even more to that concept…..

A two-car crash on a Florida highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver’s seat, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.

Megan Mariah Barnes and her ex-husband Charles Judy were driving southbound Tuesday morning when they slammed into the back of a pick-up driven by David Schoff after he slowed to take a turn, CBS station WFOR-TV reports.

Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be “ready for the visit,” trooper Gary Dunick explained.

It is really hard to make this sh*t up….but why?  People are just stupid enough to keep us all busy…..I have been told that a person needs to be well-groomed….the this is taking it a bit to far……

Have you read enough…think again….YES!  There is more!

Titty Cheese!

Daniel Angerer is used to getting attention for the food served at his restaurant, Klee Brasserie — but the New York chef is making more headlines than ever over a new dish that has its source in his fiancee’s brassiere.

In Angerer’s case, that mother is his longtime fiancee, Lori Mason, who was producing more milk than she knew what to do with while nursing their now 10-week-old daughter, Arabella.

“Mommy’s Milk Cheese” is exactly what it sounds like: cheese made from the breast milk of a nursing mother.

Okay, I just have to say something……..!

When I tried to make my own cheese all the recipes called of at least a gallon or more of milk…..Now, just how much milk does she produce and how damn big are those boobs?

PETA once suggested that Ben & Jerry should use breast milk to make their ice cream….so this story should have the PETA lunatics jerking off in the corner…..