Tag: Breasts

Did You Know?

All is a bit quiet on the political front….the yelling is silent……a plane goes down and it is Sexy Sunday!

There are things that you may not know about sex……

BREAST IMPLANTS ARE LINKED TO SUICIDE

Several studies have documented an increased risk of suicide in women who have breast implants. A Swedish study published in 2007 found women with breast implants were nearly three times more likely to commit suicide compared to women without the implants. According to the study the increased suicide risk did not appear until 10-years after the breast augmentation surgery. But twenty years after the surgery the researchers found the rate of suicide in women with implants was six times the expected rate. Some studies have found women with breast implants also have triple the risk of dying from drugs or alcohol.

SIZE MATTERS

The largest medically verified human penis measured almost 14 inches. The shortest ever recorded was 0.39 inches long, or just about one centimeter. Today normal size is said to be between five and seven inches. Rorqual whales have the largest penises of any animal; 10-feet long, and 1-foot in diameter. But compared to body size the unassuming barnacle has the largest endowment, with a penis up to 42-times its own body length.

VIRGINITY GENES?

Genes may play an important role in determining the age at which a person first engages in sexual intercourse according to a 2009 study. Researchers from California State University in Fullerton studied 48 pairs of twins who were raised apart and found the age of virginity loss was roughly 33% due to genetic influences. Previous studies have found a gene, called DRD4, is associated with impulsiveness, increased risk-taking behavior and a lower age at first intercourse. June is often cited as the most common month for loss of virginity (all those proms and weddings).

RED WINE MAY BOOST A WOMAN’S LIBIDO

Doctors from the University of Florence in Italy say a glass or two of red wine may boost a woman’s level of sexual interest. They studied more than 800 normal women and found women who enjoyed drinking 1-2 glasses of red wine had higher levels of sexual desire compared to women who drank other forms of alcohol or those who abstained. It is possible compounds in red wine increase blood flow to key areas.

300 ORGASMS A DAY!

Women suffering from a rare condition called Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, or PSAS, can have 300 orgasms each day or more. The orgasms in women with PSAS are usually unrelated to sexual activity or sexual thoughts, and they often occur at inappropriate and embarrassing times. In fact the orgasms come so frequently they cease to be pleasurable. Brain abnormalities have been found in some cases, but the cause of most cases remains a mystery.

FERTILE STRIPPERS MAKE MORE MONEY

New Mexican psychologist Geoffrey Miller studied female strippers and found they earn more tips in the week before their period than any other time during the menstrual cycle. This is the time of peak fertility, and Miller theorizes pheromones are signaling the men and causing them to tip larger amounts. In fact during peak fertility exotic dancers made twice as much money as they did when they were menstruating. The same study also found women on ‘the pill’ did not experience the monetary increase during this most fertile time

There you are… a few things that could make you life a bit more easy…..the more you know the better lover you will be………stop wasting time and get to freakers ball.

The Boobs Have It!

Sotomayor…Sanford…CIA….blah…blah…yada…yada

With all the boring sh*t behind us…it is Sexy Sunday.

Okay I saw this story when reading Brit news the other day and felt I just had to add my 2 cents worth in here.

Chantal Marshall and four of her daughters have had NINE boob jobs between them, making them the British family to have had the most breast surgery – bra none!

While most mums and their daughters enjoy shopping trips together, Chantal, 50, and her daughters have spent nearly £40,000 on visits to cosmetic surgeons to have their breasts enlarged.

Ripley, 18, Tara, 22, Terri, 25, Emma, 28, and mum-of-nine Chantal, of Kirkby-in-Ashfield, Notts, now boast chest sizes ranging from 34DD to 32GG.

Mum ChantalAge: 50; No of ops: 3; Spent: £13,500

CARER and mum-of-nine Chantal is a petite Size 10 and was 34B before her first op. She is now a 34DD.

She says: “Having nine children left my boobs looking like milk bottles. In 1996, after I had my seventh child, I had my first set of implants but I ended up even more unhappy.

EMMA

Age: 28; No of ops: 2; Spent: £9,500

Emma is a beauty therapist and is a Size 12. Before her first enlargement she was a 34B. She is now a 34F.

RIPLEY

Age: 18; No of ops: 1; Spent: £4,500

Ripley, 18, fashion and design student and trained nail technician. She is a Size 8. Before surgery in March she was a 34C. She went up to a 34DD.

TERRI

Age: 25; No of ops: 1; Spent: £4,500

Terri, 25, is a dancer and lives in Papplewick, Notts. She is a Size 10. Before her boob job she was a 32DD. She is now a 32GG.

TARA

Age: 22; No of ops: 2; Spent: £8,000

Tara, a receptionist, is a Size 10. Before her first boob job she was a 34A. She is now a 34E.

Damn!  I want to say something so clever right now….but all I can think about is a wet t-shirt.  Do not know if I could handle it (no pun intended).

Yes Irene, There Is Justice!

A Daily Agitation:

Finally, I have seen the city do the right thing…..if the pruds do not like it…stay home and watch the 700 Club.

BarBe Q, the shapely mannequin outside KT’s Barbecue restaurant in Reading, Ohio, can continue wearing her revealing halter top and short shorts. On May 13, the city’s Design Review Board agreed to let BarBe Q remain on display outside as long as she dressed more modestly.But restaurant owner Kenny Tessel appealed, and Monday night Reading’s Board of Zoning Appeals agreed with him 3-2.

He had told the design review board that the advertising gimmick had increased his business by 40 percent.

“I am very happy,” Tessel told The Cincinnati Enquirer. “Now, we can get back to business.”

What a pack of idiots!  The doll is clothed and in acceptable attire.  Why is she such a big distraction?  IMO…jealousy!  If she bothers one’s sensibilities then stay home and get a life!

This is a good business person….he found a way to increase business without going into debt to his ears…..I would say that he is an excellent business model.

Maine Attraction

If you want a really good cup of coffee then Maine is your best bet.  Why?  Topless baristas!  But it maybe a short lived thing if the prudes have their way.

Prosecutors will review a complaint that a waitress from a Maine topless doughnut shop was outside the business without a shirt on.

The Central Maine Morning Sentinel says a state trooper was sent to the Grand View Topless Coffee shop on Saturday after someone called in a complaint. Police say no one was charged, but the matter has been turned over to the district attorney for review.

It’s unclear whether nudity outside the cafe is prohibited.

Vassalboro had considered banning nudity altogether after the shop opened in February, but officials now are proposing to specifically regulate where, when and how such businesses may operate. The revised ordinance comes up for a vote June 8.

But there is also an ugly side of the whole topless barista thing.  In the South when things do not meet with some approval the answer is a “redneck thing.”…burn it down…kinda like black churches or abortion clinics…apparently there is a little “redneck” in Maine.

The Boston Globe reported:

A topless coffee shop that opened in Maine four months ago amid national notoriety was destroyed by arson early yesterday, the state fire marshal’s office ruled.

Evidence found among the rubble at the Grand View Coffee Shop, a former motel just north of Augusta, indicated that the 1 a.m. blaze had been set shortly after its owner appeared before the Vassalboro Planning Board to discuss extending the shop’s hours and allowing topless waitresses to dance around the restaurant.

Investigators determined a cause for the blaze but had not released that information, McCausland said. The uninsured building, which Crabtree said he spent $277,000 to renovate, is a total loss. Crabtree intends to reopen, the Associated Press reported. “I’ll keep going,” Crabtree said. “I’ve got some girls out of work, and I’m going to do all I can.”

The shop brought a wave of publicity to the town of 4,400 people when Crabtree announced plans to have topless waitresses serve coffee and doughnuts between 6 a.m. and 6 p.m. Nothing in local ordinances barred such an establishment. Many residents were outraged, but others said the community badly needed an economic shot in the arm.

The arson startled residents, who are scheduled to consider a proposal to regulate sexually oriented businesses at Town Meeting on Monday.

Sad that this type of mentality prevails in the 21st century…if you do like something …destroy it.

Brother, Can You Spare A Butt?

There is only one thing better than a good wet dream and that is:

Authorities said a woman wasn’t wearing any clothes when she knocked on stranger’s door in the middle of the night to ask for cigarettes. The Pinellas sheriff’s office reported that the woman, 52, went to the strange home early Friday morning. Deputies found her a short time later walking through a mobile home park wearing only boxer shorts.

The woman was charged with disorderly conduct and was taken to jail but later released on her own recognizance.

Okay, you can use your imagination all you want, she most likely did not look like Halle Barry and  but remember this was in the South and if you have ever watched cops…….it was probably not a pretty sight.

How Big Was That Bra?

This story has probably made the rounds, but I just had to comment on it.

A 57-year-old Detroit woman avoided serious injury when the underwire on her bra deflected a bullet shot at her from next door, police said.

The woman, who lives on the West side of Detroit, saw a group of men breaking into a neighbour’s house on Tuesday morning. When the men spotted her, one of them fired a shot at her, a police spokesman said.

The bullet struck the underwire on the woman’s bra and that saved her from a more serious injury, police said.

My question is:  Just how large was that bra that the underwire could deflect a bullet?  Damn, that was some massive boobs!

The Boobs Say It All!

Enough of the AIG crap for today–it is Sexy Sunday.

I read this story and just had to pass it on to all the male readers……thank me later.

Sternomancy is a divination practice which involves the reading of markings on the area of the human body from the breast to the belly. This way of fortunetelling can be used to unveil the character of a woman by reading the shape of her breasts. Sternomancy was used in fortunetelling in the 18th century in Spain. Nowadays, sexologists say that the bosom of a woman identifies her character even more than Zodiac signs do.

People usually compare the shape of women’s breasts with fruit, berries and even vegetables.

Cherry. Women with small breasts that look like cherries are distinctive for their sociable character. They are reasonable and easy-going. Such women can be very good and reliable partners in everyday life, although they do not lay special emphasis on physical intimacy.

A fox’s nose is a springboard-shaped bosom. Those who have fox’s noses are usually smart and reserved women. These women do not usually reach anything professionally, because they are too lazy to show any initiatives. A ‘fox’ can become a very good wife for practically any man, what is why such women usually build successful families.

Women with small breasts are mostly concerned about the faithfulness of their partners.

Fruit breasts

Apples. Hard-working housewives usually have round-shaped bosom. Many apple-breasted women are frigid – it can be extremely hard to make them experience an orgasm. However, they can be ready for everything to please their man. ‘Apples’ do not like changing their sex partners.

Pears. The owners of pear-shaped breasts are lovable and indulge in liaisons as much as they can. Even if a ‘pear’ is religious, she is not likely to decline a romantic story in her life. However, it is impossible to eat up such a woman. She is independent, willful and not really smart, which makes her attractive to men. A marriage with a ‘pear’ guarantees ecstatic sex and many scandals.

Lemons. If a man wants to have more diversity in bed, he needs to date a woman whose breasts look like lemons. These women are full of life and are capable of criticizing themselves, although they prefer to lead a quiet lifestyle.

Women with large breasts are optimistic, cheerful and sensual. They can be very inventive in bed and expect the same from their partners.

Melons. Women with melon-shaped breasts like being admired. They value delicious food and constantly develop their cooking skills.

A New “Pole” Tax

State Assemblyman Felix Ortiz, a Brooklyn Democrat, is still pushing hard for a special tax on strip clubs, which he says would raise money to help victims of human trafficking. When Ortiz first proposed the tax last year, he also floated the idea of requiring strippers to purchase licenses before they could legally dance erotically. There’s no mention of licensing in today’s AP article, which reports only that Ortiz would like to levy a statewide, $10 tax on patrons of nude and seminude dance clubs and strip bars. Ortiz argues that the tax would generate plenty of desperately-needed dollar bills for sex trafficking victims at a time when there’s no money in the budget to assist them. The bill doesn’t have a Senate sponsor yet, but if it passes, strip club owners will probably just dodge the tax by moving their operations to bicycles.

This should help places like Hooters….where men can go to play out some silly fantasy that these young women are interested in them.  No lap dance!  A few more clothes but what the hell boobs are boobs….butts are butts…..maybe now younger men will learn to use their imagination a little more.  And there is NO cover charge….YET!

There Is Only One Way To Improve A Cup Of Coffee

As a political, economical junkies I consume many cups of coffee and I thought I had found the best cup of Joe…..Damn! was I wrong!

Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse.

Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, “Over 18 only.” Another says, “No cameras, no touching, cash only.”

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.

The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

Ain’t being law abiding great!

Now that is how you improve a good cup of Joe!

And You Had Thought You Had Heard It All

Think again!  I recall many years ago about an optometrists that had women take off their shirts while having an eye examine……and then there was the doctor that no matter what you symptoms were wanted your to disrobe….but really this is really rich stuff…..

The attorney for a Woodland dentist told jurors that his client massaged women’s chests as part of a medical treatment.

Defense attorney Michael Rothschild told the six-man, six-woman Yolo County jury that Mark Anderson was treating his female clients for temporomandibular disorder, or TMD. The attorney says the condition affects the muscles of the upper body.

Anderson faces 19 felony charges for skin-to-skin contact and one misdemeanor for touching a patient’s breasts over her clothing. The incidents occurred between February 2005 and his arrest in August 2007 and brought complaints from 14 women.

Ever notice that we seldom hear about a gynecologist doing stuff like this?  I wonder why?  (that is a rhetorical question, btw)

The Internet made him do it!