The Saga Of The 3 Breasted Martian

My two days of stuff that has little to do with war and death………Did you see the movie with Arnold called “Total Recall”?  If so, do you remember the Martian hooker with 3 boobs?  Well, there is a real life story somewhere in there………

There are people who have plastic surgery to correct birth defects, those who go under the knife to look more like their favorite celebrities, and then there’s a Florida woman who goes by the name Jasmine Tridevil. The 21-year-old massage therapist—who’s now being compared to the three-breasted woman in both Total Recall films—says she has added a third breast after a long search to find a surgeon who would actually perform the procedure, 9 News reports. (Skeptics, however, are pretty sure it’s a hoax.) Tridevil’s stated motivation: She’s hoping to land a reality show on MTV, as well as keep men at bay because she “[doesn’t] want to date anymore” and figures they’ll think the third breast is “weird and gross.”

The new breast was created with her own abdomen skin and a silicone implant placed between her two existing breasts, she says, adding that the areola was tattooed on. She tells Real Radio 104.1 via the Huffington Post UK that she contacted 50 doctors before one agreed to her request, saying no one wanted to “[break] the code of ethics” and that the doctor who finally gave in “made me sign a nondisclosure agreement as he was scared he’d get in trouble.” Tridevil says her family doesn’t approve, telling 9 News, “My mum ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad … he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me, but he accepted it.” That’s not stopping her from going after her dream, posting pics on her Facebook page and trying to draw MTV’s gaze her way with tweets hashtagged #3Boobs #MTV

After days of mockery and jokes….the rest of the story came out…….

It was fun, or at least weird, while it lasted, but urban legends website Snopes is calling Jasmine Tridevil’s story about adding a third breast a hoax. And while Tridevil, aka Alisha Hessler, isn’t ‘fessing up, Florida’s WTSP has dug up an especially telling stolen-item report involving Hessler earlier this month at Tampa International Airport. After her bag was stolen and then recovered, airport police listed its contents as including a “3 breast prosthesis.” Hessler might be acknowledging the ruse at least subtly. She’s a massage therapist, and Snopes has found her website for “Alisha’s Golden Touch” that refers to her as a “provider of internet hoaxes since 2014” and a “specialist in massage for three breasted women.”

In an interview with the British tabloid the Sun posted today, Hessler was still sticking by her story. “This is not a fake,” she says. “I had the procedure done. If people don’t believe it, that’s up to them.” Snopes says it has reached out to Hessler, who is hoping to land a reality TV show, to clear up its questions. It speaks to one plastic surgeon who says this would have been a lengthy, hugely complicated procedure. So unless some actual third-party proof emerges, and perhaps the identity of the alleged plastic surgeon, she gets the site’s “False” label. In an earlier interview with WTSP, Hessler explained that she wouldn’t allow a close look at the extra breast because “it’s in episode six of my show.”

What’s life without whimsy?

8 thoughts on “The Saga Of The 3 Breasted Martian

    1. Larry, I have been nominated for the “Very inspiring Blogger” Award….but I think it smells like a chain letter type of thing…..If I post it I would like to nominate you if there is no problem….

      1. “If I post it I would like to nominate you if there is no problem….”?

        Not a big fan of those things my friend but if you must I suppose it wouldn’t be the end of me.

  1. Much as I’d love to jump on this wagon, I shall decline to make a statement, due to the possibility of both embarrassment, and litigation…. I will say, I see the world hasn’t gotten any less strange for my having taken a day off….

    Ned, aka, gigoid, stopping to say howdy, and thanks for being a regular over at ECR….

    Ned, aka, gigoid, the dubious…

    😎

      1. God, do you realize what this means? My inner ear has somehow become a reflection of that process in the outer world, and is giving me previews of the coming attractions we must face! I have become a weather-vane for the world’s overmind, constrained to exhibit the world’s chaotic situation in my own brain….

        Well, that’s a pisser!…. Now, my only hope for relief is Armageddon, or the ever-threatening Apocalypse of the Four Horsemen to arrive, so I can at least choose up sides…

        Bogus, dude!

        🙂

        I weep with you….

      2. I blame the voter for the rise of the moron clowns…..if they would spend some time an inform themselves wed might have a pretty good country but as it is going ot is getting more stupid by the election…..

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