A New You

Ever considered to having a bit of work done?

Saturday and I need to decompress from the events of the past week……so to do so I will post on the growing trend of plastic surgery…….

I admit it I have always been a girl watcher……I read about a research project by plastic surgeons on the shape of breasts…..

Plastic surgeons have difficulty assessing the success of a breast surgery because, well, the beauty of a pair of breasts is in the eye of the beholder.

“Terms such as ‘beauty’ or ‘aesthetics’ are subjective and thus poorly defined and understood,” plastic surgeon Piotr Pietruski told Motherboard. “Due to this fact, both aesthetic and reconstructive breast surgery suffer from the lack of a standardized method of postoperative results analysis.”

That’s why Pietruski and his colleagues in Poland asked a hundred people to spend about a half hour each staring at naked breasts, all to gather data for a new study published in the journal Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery.

https://futurism.com/neoscope/surgeons-eye-tracking-tech-perfect-breasts

If it were not labelled “research” then it would be condemned as “soft porn”……some would say…..

We all have heard of tummy tucks, chin reconstruction, nose jobs and even butt implants and all the beauty extenders……and how sad when all that money spent goes terribly wrong…..

Model Courtney Barnes may have a little less room this Thanksgiving to stuff her turkey, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes and dessert.

That’s because she has been told by doctors she may need to have her entire ass amputated, after “enhancing” it with illegal injections, according to the NY Post

Barnes, who is known as Miss Miami, said on the E! show “Botched” that she is desperate to get her body back after the injections. But Doctors told her that in order to fix her ass, it may have to be amputated. 

“Amputate the whole booty? I’m not doing that. No, I’m not doing that. I’m not amputating butts,” she responded. 

She had the illegal fillers injected when she was 22 years old and working as a dancer in a club. 

She said: “When I was in college I got a job dancing at a club. The first night, after really not making no money on the stage, there was a dancer who walked up to me and she told me that I needed some more booty if I wanted to make some more money. That’s when I found out about the injections that gave me my big booty problems.”

https://www.blacklistednews.com/article/75583/stuffed-woman-needs-her-ass-amputated-after-enhancing-it-with-illegal.html

We humans can find ways to spend our hard earned cash…..me?  I will stay as I am….a grumpy old man with sagging pieces parts of the bod.

If I must enhance my body then make me a cyborg.

In closing a “Blast From The Past”…..old farts will remember……

Be well, Be safe…….

“Lego Ergo Scribo”

8 thoughts on “A New You

  1. I dread any necessary surgery, so there was never any chance of me paying for some I didn’t need.
    It would be interesting to see that woman with an amputated arse though. Shame she didn’t go for it. 🙂
    Best wishes, Pete.

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