Yep, you got it….it is the weekend and I must purge the brain of all the politic jargon and happenings of the week….and as usual it has NOTHING to do with the government….
In the past I have written about all sorts of weird stuff…like the Butt Bomber in Saudi that tried to kill a crown prince with a cellphone bomb in his butt….or the crotch bomber that tried to lite is penis on fire as a fuse for a diaper bomb….or the guy in Florida that had pills, cigs, matches and a receipt shoved up his butt……..lots of good stuff!
But I found one that takes the cake!
Police in northeastern Pennsylvania say they recovered more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman following a cavity search.Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.
A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.
And like I said…all that was missing was a Lexus, a Big Mac and Soda….I guess size DOES matter!
$51.22? Does that mean it was like a vending machine? Money in–heroine out?
The Lexus was on the list for the next run.
$51.22 will not pay the oil change on a Lexus….
Not even close, but she had enough room in there to stuff what it would cost.
And then the Big Mac and soda?
More than enough room. Probably could have fit the entire Hometown Buffet restaurant in there.
OK…only one word comes to mind….EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!
I know some women “get off” on money – but $51.22??? Sheesh!
I like the vending machine idea though – a bit like marriage – put your money in the slot and press 1 for heroin, 2 for sex and so on… hmmm…
HA HA…I cannot top that….like marriage….good one!
Haha – heroin or heroine? Was that intentional?
And yikes!
Probably not…it was early and before caffeine…..but I will take the credit…I am a flippin’ genius…LOL