It is the weekend and I try to find something unusual that will help me wind down from the week of politics and economics…….while reading Jonathan Turley’s blog I found this post about an arrest in Florida…..
In Sarasota County, Florida, Neil Lansing, 34, proved a virtual Cornucopia during a cavity search during booking. Officers removed everything short of his lawyer in their routine search.Lansing’s rectum contain 30 items, including 17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, 1 flint, 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle, 1 lip balm container, 1 condom, 1 CVS receipt, and a coupon.
What can you say? I cannot make this stuff up…this guy had a drug store shoved up his butt to include a receipt……a whole new definition of “a butt load of stuff”……….
Americans always did have to do everything on a bigger scale than everyone else – it’s just a national characteristic. I guess criminals and lunatics are clearly the same too. 😈
What was this dipstick planning to return that he needed to keep the receipt? Yep, another example, a fine example of American exceptionalism….lol