I have heartd some amazing excuses for a lot of things…but damn!…this one is the bomb.

Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.According to a sheriff’s report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found “strange things” on his computer when he returned.

Your check is in the mail…….and I will not cum in your mouth……we can add one more to the list of greatest lies…..