Day: August 23, 2009

Get Your Sweat On!

It has been a week of people yelling at elected officials, crap being made up for TV, old people being pissed and car chases, plane crashes and so on…..I am just trying to lighten the weekend up a bit…it is Sexy Sunday.

One of the most intimate forms of loving, it’s far from unsexy. When it comes to excreting buckets of moisture from your skin, wetter can be better. While many would wrinkle their noses at the notion of an antiperspirant meltdown, the action it can inspire captures sexy in its most animalistic form.

Sweaty sex:

— Means more calories and fat are being burned during a vigorous sex session;

— Allows for more slithery sex as your bodies slide all over one another;

— Makes for a body suctioning effect that enhances feelings of “we’re one” during sex;

— Offers new sensations that appease our need for variety, like salty kisses;

— Puts a twist in your routine as it taps into your inner instinct of raw, uninhibited sex;

— Can have the two of you resembling the wet sleekness of “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit models, with slicked back hair or shiny skin;

— Releases more of our natural scents, particularly those around the groin, which can be an aphrodisiac, even if on a subconscious level.

Embracing sweaty sex and its many benefits work in every couple’s favor to help them realize more action year-round. While most easily attained during the scorching summer months, sweaty sex can be had post-workout. With exercise often sparking sexual arousal, couples can satiate immediate gratification in not letting any feelings of “I need to bathe first” embarrassment get in the way.

See……… sweat is great!  A whole new definition of sweating to the 60’s, huh?

It Is Always About The Money

I know you have watched “skin-a-max” and drooled over breasts and the rest…the blondes that are not really blondes…..and the acting….damn the acting!  But if you really want an American woman hot for you then take a hint from thios study.

A survey conducted by America Online suggests women in the United States would rather have an extra $50 a week than a more active sex life.The survey of nearly 5,300 women, conducted by AOL’s Shortcuts.com and AllYou.com, found a majority of respondents picked money over sex when asked which they would like to have more of weekly, the New York Daily News reported Monday.

The Daily News asked New Yorkers on the street the same question and received largely the same answers, the newspaper said.

“Two years ago, I would have responded differently, but in these times, money is definitely a priority over sex,” bartender Tracy Miller, 35, said.

“I’d take the money hands-down,” said homemaker Fay Stuart, 27. “In this recession, I’d rather have more money and security than sex.”

Makes one really happy to be in love, huh?  Wait!  Is that not called prostitution?

Have Sex And Now!

I found this unusual post on a site called “Dvorak Uncensored” and it is a bit scary when you think about it.

Due to the fact that sexual organisms exchange and mix their genetic material when they breed, their traits can be more easily manipulated artificially. Under the assumption that Trichoderma reesei was asexual, scientists looking to improve the fungus were instead limited to techniques like dosing the fungus with radiation or chemicals in order to alter its genetic profile. But that process only created random or unpredictable mutations.

But for the first time since its discovery 50 years ago, scientists can now make the fungus have sex.

Past studies have shown that Trichoderma reesei is genetically identical to another species of fungus, Hypocrea jecorina, which it so happens is capable of sexual reproduction. The primary difference between the two organisms was that Hypocrea jecorina seemed capable of assuming both the male and female roles, whereas Trichoderma reesei seemed only capable of assuming the male role.

So scientists got a novel idea: Why not breed the male-oriented Trichoderma with a female-oriented Hypocrea? The result was a successful mating– the Trichoderma lured into having sex could now be artificially selected for their advantageous genetic traits.