Our friends at PETA have done it again…….remember the renaming fish as sea kittens? This time they are condemning Pres. Obama have his lethal attack on a fly.
Obama’s ninja-like moves, which resulted in the murder of said fly on Tuesday, has resulted in harsh condemnation of the president by the animal rights group.
To that end, they’re sending him a PETA-branded “Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher”. It allows you to place “the device over the bug and slowly slide its plastic trapdoor shut. The bug will step onto the trapdoor as it closes, and you can carry Katcha Bug outside, where all you need to do is slide the trap door open, allowing the bug to walk away.”
Blog of Hilarity says it all:
PETA would pretty much issue a press release if you hugged a puppy too tightly, so you can’t really take them too seriously. But still, this is a bit of a stretch. Flies exist in the billions in any given area. I’m sure this fly’s wife was kind of sad, but I’m pretty sure they’re not even legally married. Plus there’s a guy at the fly wife’s job who’s been really good to her and I’m pretty sure they’ll hook up once she gets over the initial heartbreak of losing her lover. He’ll take care of all the larvae for sure. Oh, also…they’re fucking flies so none of this matters.
I thought PETA was going a bit far when they dressed up in KKK uniforms at a protest….and then I thought that they had lost their minds when they suggested the fish be renamed “sea kitten”….but now they are even more weird than I first thought. I guess their next campaign will be against “bug zappers”..I guess they could rationalize this as similar to the death camps during WWII.
Maybe they should market the stuff they are smoking…..would be a solid money maker.