Tag: Sexual Attraction

The Boobs Say It All!

Enough of the AIG crap for today–it is Sexy Sunday.

I read this story and just had to pass it on to all the male readers……thank me later.

Sternomancy is a divination practice which involves the reading of markings on the area of the human body from the breast to the belly. This way of fortunetelling can be used to unveil the character of a woman by reading the shape of her breasts. Sternomancy was used in fortunetelling in the 18th century in Spain. Nowadays, sexologists say that the bosom of a woman identifies her character even more than Zodiac signs do.

People usually compare the shape of women’s breasts with fruit, berries and even vegetables.

Cherry. Women with small breasts that look like cherries are distinctive for their sociable character. They are reasonable and easy-going. Such women can be very good and reliable partners in everyday life, although they do not lay special emphasis on physical intimacy.

A fox’s nose is a springboard-shaped bosom. Those who have fox’s noses are usually smart and reserved women. These women do not usually reach anything professionally, because they are too lazy to show any initiatives. A ‘fox’ can become a very good wife for practically any man, what is why such women usually build successful families.

Women with small breasts are mostly concerned about the faithfulness of their partners.

Fruit breasts

Apples. Hard-working housewives usually have round-shaped bosom. Many apple-breasted women are frigid – it can be extremely hard to make them experience an orgasm. However, they can be ready for everything to please their man. ‘Apples’ do not like changing their sex partners.

Pears. The owners of pear-shaped breasts are lovable and indulge in liaisons as much as they can. Even if a ‘pear’ is religious, she is not likely to decline a romantic story in her life. However, it is impossible to eat up such a woman. She is independent, willful and not really smart, which makes her attractive to men. A marriage with a ‘pear’ guarantees ecstatic sex and many scandals.

Lemons. If a man wants to have more diversity in bed, he needs to date a woman whose breasts look like lemons. These women are full of life and are capable of criticizing themselves, although they prefer to lead a quiet lifestyle.

Women with large breasts are optimistic, cheerful and sensual. They can be very inventive in bed and expect the same from their partners.

Melons. Women with melon-shaped breasts like being admired. They value delicious food and constantly develop their cooking skills.

A New “Pole” Tax

State Assemblyman Felix Ortiz, a Brooklyn Democrat, is still pushing hard for a special tax on strip clubs, which he says would raise money to help victims of human trafficking. When Ortiz first proposed the tax last year, he also floated the idea of requiring strippers to purchase licenses before they could legally dance erotically. There’s no mention of licensing in today’s AP article, which reports only that Ortiz would like to levy a statewide, $10 tax on patrons of nude and seminude dance clubs and strip bars. Ortiz argues that the tax would generate plenty of desperately-needed dollar bills for sex trafficking victims at a time when there’s no money in the budget to assist them. The bill doesn’t have a Senate sponsor yet, but if it passes, strip club owners will probably just dodge the tax by moving their operations to bicycles.

This should help places like Hooters….where men can go to play out some silly fantasy that these young women are interested in them.  No lap dance!  A few more clothes but what the hell boobs are boobs….butts are butts…..maybe now younger men will learn to use their imagination a little more.  And there is NO cover charge….YET!

There Is Only One Way To Improve A Cup Of Coffee

As a political, economical junkies I consume many cups of coffee and I thought I had found the best cup of Joe…..Damn! was I wrong!

Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse.

Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, “Over 18 only.” Another says, “No cameras, no touching, cash only.”

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.

The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

Ain’t being law abiding great!

Now that is how you improve a good cup of Joe!

Gia-normous Tah-Tahs!

A woman from Texas has reportedly undergone nine breast enlargement operations to become the proud owner of the world’s largest breast implants — size 38KKK.

American doctors had refused to carry out any more operations on Sheyla Hershey, 28, when her breasts were a staggering 34FFF, but that didn’t stop her from going under the knife for the record breaking surgery.

“To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about,” the Houston-resident said.

Still determined to increase her bustline, Hershey jetted off to Brazil where there are no limits on the size of implants.

The surgery required a full gallon of silicone.  (eeewwwwwww!)

Her British ex-boyfriend, who initially paid for her plastic surgery, was dumped after he begged her to stop with the surgery.

“I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream,” she said.

It has been said that she could face the problem of her breast exploding….thinking……

This is where I usually have something very clever to say……..but all I can think of is…….DAMN!

Hormones Made Her Do It

Women with high levels of a key sex hormone are judged more attractive by themselves and others, and may be more inclined to cheat on their partners, according to a study published Wednesday.

University of Texas psychologists Kristina Durante and Norman Li found that women with high concentrations of the hormone oestradiol were likelier to flirt, kiss and have a serious affair outside an established relationship.

In a study published in the British journal Biology Letters, the duo described the behaviour as “opportunistic serial monogamy” and not related to one-night stands.

Instead, they suggested, such women were more probably being prompted to trade up in their relationships — to find a better partner.

Other studies of oestradiol have shown that higher levels of the hormone are closely linked to enhanced fertility among women.

As a result, say some researchers, men have an evolved response that prompts them to pick up on telltale signs of the hormone’s presence.

High concentrations of oestradiol are associated with big breasts, facial attractiveness and low waist-to-hip ratio, with the result that men solicit such women.

Durante and Li measured hormone levels at two different stages of the menstrual cycle among 52 women aged 17 to 30 who were not taking the pill.

The women were asked to rate their own attractiveness and sexiness “compared to other women,” their satisfaction with current partners, their willingness to engage in uncommitted sex and about their past relationships.

Separately, a panel of men and women unaware of the experiments evaluated photos of the women, rating them for attractiveness.

The women with the highest levels of oestradiol scored the highest across the board, and reported a greater likelihood of having a serious affair.

The study says that oestradiol-related attractiveness provides opportunities in the sexual hunting ground.

So now you know what causes the wandering eye……..

Something To Consider

Women who lop their hair short are no longer interested in bedroom action, say researchers, who claim that ‘deliberately reducing one’s attractiveness’ can sometimes be a way of repelling men’s interest.

Initially, the claim was made by sex therapist and former comedian Pamela Stephenson, 59, who said that ladies who cut their hair are deliberately making themselves less sexy to blokes.

However, now the theory has got scientific backing after experts claimed that the links between long hair and sex go back to caveman times, reports the Daily Star.

Dr Pam Spurr, a relationships expert, said: “The woman who no longer wants sex uses a haircut to show she’s reclaiming power in the bedroom.

“For women, hair is a reflection of the person, of her moods and her self-esteem.”

Relationship psychologist Anjula Mutanda added: “Cave paintings celebrated long-haired women – the longer the hair the more fertile and, therefore, desirable she was.”

But body language and behaviour expert Judy James disagrees, saying: “The only thing it symbolises these days is the shutting off of childhood. In terms of sex, I would argue it has the opposite effect.”