Enough of the AIG crap for today–it is Sexy Sunday.
I read this story and just had to pass it on to all the male readers……thank me later.
Sternomancy is a divination practice which involves the reading of markings on the area of the human body from the breast to the belly. This way of fortunetelling can be used to unveil the character of a woman by reading the shape of her breasts. Sternomancy was used in fortunetelling in the 18th century in Spain. Nowadays, sexologists say that the bosom of a woman identifies her character even more than Zodiac signs do.
People usually compare the shape of women’s breasts with fruit, berries and even vegetables.
Cherry. Women with small breasts that look like cherries are distinctive for their sociable character. They are reasonable and easy-going. Such women can be very good and reliable partners in everyday life, although they do not lay special emphasis on physical intimacy.
A fox’s nose is a springboard-shaped bosom. Those who have fox’s noses are usually smart and reserved women. These women do not usually reach anything professionally, because they are too lazy to show any initiatives. A ‘fox’ can become a very good wife for practically any man, what is why such women usually build successful families.
Women with small breasts are mostly concerned about the faithfulness of their partners.
Fruit breasts
Apples. Hard-working housewives usually have round-shaped bosom. Many apple-breasted women are frigid – it can be extremely hard to make them experience an orgasm. However, they can be ready for everything to please their man. ‘Apples’ do not like changing their sex partners.
Pears. The owners of pear-shaped breasts are lovable and indulge in liaisons as much as they can. Even if a ‘pear’ is religious, she is not likely to decline a romantic story in her life. However, it is impossible to eat up such a woman. She is independent, willful and not really smart, which makes her attractive to men. A marriage with a ‘pear’ guarantees ecstatic sex and many scandals.
Lemons. If a man wants to have more diversity in bed, he needs to date a woman whose breasts look like lemons. These women are full of life and are capable of criticizing themselves, although they prefer to lead a quiet lifestyle.
Women with large breasts are optimistic, cheerful and sensual. They can be very inventive in bed and expect the same from their partners.
Melons. Women with melon-shaped breasts like being admired. They value delicious food and constantly develop their cooking skills.
Lobotero,
I did a little further research into this type of fortune telling, you piqued my interest and it was further so when I read that this could identify a woman’s character better than her Zodiac sign does. My problem is that you left out a couple of issues:
1) Nipples- A well-shaped protruding nipple confirms the powerful and dominating character of a woman – a woman with such nipples prefers to be on top of her men in bed. A small or inverted nipple tells of a private and reserved character – Most women with such nipples do not see sex as anything special, but they are ready to satisfy the fantasies of their men.
2) Augmentation to the shape of a women’s bosom may lead to significant Psychological changes. A woman with silicone breasts can be a very good partner on holidays for a week or so, but one should not devote a lifetime to those sorts of women. Many surgically enhanced women have Psychological issues – they are not certain of themselves and have many complexes. Sex with a woman with a pair of silicone breasts is superficial.
And then the one of my own – the pharmacological ones. There are several drugs to enhance a woman’s sex drive, among them Wellbutrin. So men please do not choose your next mate or partner entirely on their physical atributes. You could be cutting yourself short – in more ways than one. You know what they say about judging a book by its cover, and that is especially true with a woman or even a man or that matter. They are not always necessarily what they seem……….
D’
Welcome Dee and thanx for the comment…..always a pleasure to see that I pique peoples imagination.
It goes back to that mental sparing. I try to keep my mind sharp and then my tongue too. You never know who might appreciate the effort. Anyway it seems that your column is usually good for an exercise along the way. Thanks for the workouts.
Greenie