Tag: Naked Women

One Of Life’s Embarrassing Moments

We all have had one of those embarrassing moments, right?  Mine was when I lived in Colorado…on St. Patrick’s Day I was celebrating with my buds and decided to go into the bathroom and remove my clothes for I had dyed most of my body green….I was gonna walk thru the bar and into my friends car waiting outside the door……I strolled proudly thru the crowd smiling and winking and out the door….when I got outside my friend was across Highway 40 waiting for me and I had to dash across the 2 lane road…….there seems to have been a crowd gathered by my friends to observe the dash…..it was 20 degrees and parts of my body went into hibernation for days……everyone got a good chuckle….except me…..

I bring this bit of youthful folly as an intro to my post of the day…….

A game of hide-and-seek turned out to be not so fun for an Australian man this weekend when police, firefighters, paramedics, and a search-and-rescue team were called in to help with his, um, extraction. The man—naked, we might add—had decided to surprise his girlfriend by hiding in a top-loader washing machine on Saturday, the BBC reports. As a full-grown adult is likely to do, he got stuck, and it took rescuers 20 minutes to get him out, using olive oil as a lubricant. “He was trying to surprise his missus and became stuck,” a sergeant tells the Herald Sun. “It would be fair to say the gentleman was very embarrassed.” If you think hide-and-seek is a child’s game, well, you wouldn’t be incorrect. The Salt Lake Tribune reports that an 11-year-old Utah girl got stuck in (yep) a stackable washer and dryer while playing (yep) hide-and-seek on New Year’s Eve. KUTV reports that her cousins and sister tried to get her out of the washer using butter, peanut butter, and ice (followed by warm water, because the ice made her cold). Rescue crews eventually removed the condiment-coated girl………

Any thoughts you would like to share?

A Better Way To Till Your Fields

It is another one of those weeks where there was a tempest of accusatiopns from both sides and absolutely NOTHING was accomplished in Washington….looks like all were just farting around until they can have yet another break from doing as little as possible and getting paid for that action…..not a bad job if you can get it.

For that reason I have another Sexy Sunday report for my readers enjoy.

This latest tidbit is from an article in Reuters:

Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday.Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the plows.

“They (villagers) believe their acts would get the weather gods badly embarrassed, who in turn would ensure bumper crops by sending rains,” Upendra Kumar, a village council official, said from Bihar’s remote Banke Bazaar town.

Now if you think about it…the US has some of its worst droughts since the 1920’s…if this works in India…I say let us try it here….besides naked women doing work in the fields has got to be more interesting than watching some over weight redneck on a tractor….Just a thought.  The only problem would be that we probably would not see all the “goodies” because of the massive tatoos.  Oh well……..

Brother, Can You Spare A Butt?

There is only one thing better than a good wet dream and that is:

Authorities said a woman wasn’t wearing any clothes when she knocked on stranger’s door in the middle of the night to ask for cigarettes. The Pinellas sheriff’s office reported that the woman, 52, went to the strange home early Friday morning. Deputies found her a short time later walking through a mobile home park wearing only boxer shorts.

The woman was charged with disorderly conduct and was taken to jail but later released on her own recognizance.

Okay, you can use your imagination all you want, she most likely did not look like Halle Barry and  but remember this was in the South and if you have ever watched cops…….it was probably not a pretty sight.