IST Asshat “Assie” Award–September 2017

It is the end of the month and time to introduce my readers to the winner of the monthly “Assie’ award…..

There are so many making so many lame ass comments that it gets difficult to pick a winner…..but with the primary win by Judge Roy Moore in Alabama made it a bit easier.

Moore has a mouth on him…..and shit for brains…..he has made so many cringe worthy comments that it is difficult to pick just one as what lifted him into the winners circle.

The one quote that did it for me…….

“But the separation of church and state was NEVER meant to be the separation of God and country”

Believe me that one quote is not the only bonehead babbling from this buffoon……pick the one you like best.

Source: Roy Moore Quotes | QuoteHD

If my quote does not do it for you then I bet you can find one that does…..

Ladies and Gentlemen….may I I introduce you to the…..



Alabama Judge Roy Moore
IST sends out our congrats email and offers to publish any comment they would like to attach to the award.
Reminder:  Next month, October, will be the last monthly winner… November 3 monthly winners will be chosen to run for annual winner…..they will be posted on IST and my readers will vote on the one they think is the biggest Asshat.
Winner will be announced the last weekend of December.

IST Asshat “Assie” Award–July 2017

That time of the month again……the last Sunday and time to award the monthly Asshat Award, commonly known as the “Assie”…..

Usually the award is given to a person…some have been from a political party, religious leader….anyway you get the idea…..this month IST went off on a different track.

One of the popular movies of the Summer is the one about the rescue of British troops trapped at the beach at Dunkirk in France in the year 1940.

This month IST will award the “Assie” to the newspaper USA Today…….it appears that they were concerned for the lack of diversity with the actors in the movie.



The cultural Marxists at USA Today may have reached the final extreme of self-parody in an otherwise positive review of the movie Dunkirk:

[T]he fact that there are only a couple of women and no lead actors of color may rub some the wrong way.

USA Today gives the movie 3 1/2 stars. It could have received four by taking advice from James Delingpole:

[I]t might have provided valuable comic relief if Amy Schumer or Rebel Wilson – or perhaps even both – had been cast as, say, two brilliant battlefield surgeons who insisted on staying behind with the troops when all their male counterparts had fled.

Also, it would definitely have added a new dimension had James Earl Jones been cast as the salty old Royal Naval officer called out of retirement for one last trip across the English Channel, or if Ice T and Snoop Dogg had been given the role of two aging rappers who parachute from a Dakota to administer weed to the desperate troops, or if Oprah appeared in a cameo as Queen Mary welcoming the returning troops after their desperate voyage.

Liberals regard the triumph of their ideology as historically inevitable. If they are right, future generations will learn from the movies that Monty was a Muslim of Somali heritage and Patton was a transsexual illegal immigrant from Guatemala. At least Rommel will stay white.

Really?  Shows when you do not know history then you say some incredibly stupid things……they want to change history for the sake of diversity.

An email will be sent to their editorial staff announcing that they had won the coveted “Assie” for the month of July 2017.

Congrats to USA Today for winning the IST monthly “Assie”……I wish them luck in December as IST picks the “Assie” of the year for 2017.

IST Asshat “Assie” Award—-June 2017

TS Cindy has moved on…we are still getting a bit of rain from the storm… garden is now just a memory only thing that survived was the okra.  The Coast is trying to dry out but these intermittent showers is making that process difficult.

Let’s move on shall we?

The last Sunday of the month and time for the awarding of the monthly Asshat “Assie” Award.

This month was a nightmare of ignorant statements by ignorant people…it was difficult to decide on the winner so I turned over the nominees to my granddaughter and let her choose the winner.

She spent a good portion of the day mumbling to herself and shaking her head before she presented me with the winner.

Sen. Cotton’s intern “Nate”……for making potty mouth pronouncements about others.

As I was writing this post a new nominee came to me….we all remember the horrible shooting of Rep. Scalise of LA……well it seems that some people do not have any respect or civility…..



A Nebraska Democratic Party official was caught saying he was glad House Republican Steve Scalise was shot in an audio recording posted on YouTube, first reported by Fox 42 News.

Phil Montag, a Nebraska technology chairman for the state’s Democratic party, said the following of Scalise in the audio recording of a conversation between Montag and several others:

“His whole job is to get people, convince Republicans to fucking kick people off fucking health care. I hate this motherfucker, I’m glad he got shot.”

I have NO patience with people like this……we already have too much derision in this country and statements like this do not help.  The DEM Party does not people that think like this.

If anyone deserves the award this month it is this douche…..

Congrats Mr. Montag!

An email will be sent to the NE Democratic Party in care of Mr. Montag announcing his award.

Some good news to close out the day….

U.S. Representative Steve Scalise, the No. 3 Republican in the House of Representatives who was shot while practicing baseball last week, is no longer being held in the intensive care unit at the hospital where he is being treated, a source familiar with his condition said on Friday.

IST wishes him a speedy recovery.

Time to go for the day….get some rest and prepare for a new week….thanx for everything…..chuq

IST “Asshat Award”–May 2017

Let me open with the news of the death of Gregg Allman of the Allman Bros. Band….he was 69….R.I.P.

A publicist for rock legend Gregg Allman says the organist and singer for The Allman Brothers Band has died. He was 69. Ken Weinstein confirmed Saturday that Allman died at his home in Savannah, Georgia. Allman had cancelled some 2016 tour dates for health reasons, the AP reports. In March 2017, he canceled performances for the rest of the year. After years of substance abuse, Allman contracted hepatitis C and underwent a 2010 liver transplant.

Born in Nashville, Tennessee, Allman was raised in Florida by a single mother after his father was shot to death. He and his older brother Duane formed the nucleus of The Allman Brothers Band. It featured tight guitar harmonies by Duane Allman and Dickey Betts, a pair of drummers and the smoky, blues inflected voice of Gregg Allman.

It is the last Sunday of the month….and you know what that means?

It is that time of the month again!

Time to announce the monthly winner of the IST Asshat “Assie’ Award…

First a shout out to a loyal reader and commenter…..

dru of “Saywhatyoumean2say” turned me on to this GOP douche from North Carolina, Pickett….he has a mouth, a GOP mouth, that starts with a lie and ends with a bigger lie…..he was in the running for the “Assie” for the month of May until I ran into the winner for the month……

I apologize to her and also would like to thank her for her participation in the process….I would like all my readers to get as involved……Thank you dru for your time….



End Times radio host Rick Wiles interviewed “financial analyst” Jim Willie of on his “Trunews” radio program on Friday, where Willie asserted that Queen Elizabeth is a child-killing satanist lizard who is literally inhuman and that Bill and Hillary Clinton are both cannibals.

“I think the Duke made his announcement because he wanted to get out of Dodge,” Willie said. “The satanists are on the run. The Queen Lizard is a satanist. There are lots and lots of missing children at Buckingham Palace from the tours. [Princess] Diana was killed—I mean murdered—because she was on the verge of revealing some of the satanism and some of the lizard stuff. These are very sick people and they [are] not all human.”

Willie went on to warn that former president Bill Clinton “is at death’s door” due to “some form of very advanced venereal disease” combined with a brain disease brought on by cannibalism.

“These people are really, really sick,” he said. “I mean mentally deranged and very far gone as to the norms of society. There are some mental diseases that are very pernicious that seem to happen from cannibalism and it could be that Bill Clinton has got a little bit of that.”

Seriously?  Where do they find these whack-a-doodles?

Congrats to Mr. Willie and may he enjoy his award…..and we wish him luck in the end of year competition.

Typical Right wing dolt……”never let facts get in the way of bullsh*t”……..This man is an idiot…but that is pretty much everyone on their side of the boat.

An email of this post will be sent with a congrats for being the winner for May award, the IST–Asshat “Assie” Award……
I hope all have a wonderful day……chuq

Monthly “Assie” Award–April 2017

A rainy Sunday….time to kick back and set the chess board up for my granddaughter’s visit….a cup of Jamaican Blue Mtn and a couple of waffles…and relax……

It is the last Sunday of the month and time to release the IST monthly Asshat Award winner…..

There were many that could have won this award but I could not get past this one…all I can say is ……..unbelievable.



A pastor in the US has claimed a gay man was “cured” of his sexuality by eating a special cake cooked by “saved” ex-prostitutes and “anointed with prayer.”

Lance Wallnau, a Christian speaker who takes credit for US President Donald Trump’s election victory, was Periscoping last week when a viewer asked him to pray for her gay son.

“They baked a cake for the owner of the bar, who was gay, and very adamantly anti-Christian,” he said. “They basically prayed over the cake – it was an anointed cake.”

“The power of God hit him when he was eating the cake,” Wallnau claimed. When the man went back to the guy who had given him the cake, he told him he had had a “weird experience” when eating the cake.


But if you believe that gay is curable then I have a swell bridge I will sell you cheap!

An email will be sent to this winner with the congrats of IST staff.

To my readers please….I want this award to be a people’s award so if any of you run across something that you think would be a good contestant in the “Assie” send it to me….the reader will be credited for its discovery.

We are on the countdown to December when IST will award the annual winner of the Asshat “Assie” Award of the year.

But before I go…some great tunes for a rainy Sunday……

Time for me to take my leave……thanx for everything my friends and on to May……peace, love and rock n roll…..chuq

The Magical Return Of The “Assie” Awards

My closing thought of the day…..30Dec16

A few years ago IST use to award a special prize, The “Assie” Awards, to the person that made the most stupid comment…past winners have been people like McCain and others….it was discontinued because there was not much participation… see I would post the nominees and let my readers vote for the one that was the biggest anal statement of the year.

After much thought and few people wanting to see the awards return I have decided to give it a try again….but this time the name will be changed to the Asshat Award from the original Anal-ocity Award.

I will attempt to award a monthly “Assie” and then those 11 winners will compete for the Annual “Assie”……please during this time if anyone sees or hears something they think would be a winner let me know….if it is used I will give credit to the person and/or blog that turned me onto it.

The monthly winners will be posted on the last day of the month….the month of December will not have a monthly winner so that IST can concentrate on the annual winner.

Since I decided this recently there was NO time for an annual thing so I found what I considered a bonehead statement for the 2016 award…..

2016 Asshat Award


The 2016 winner of the IST “Assie” Award is GOP rep of Michigan, Bill Huizenga…….

Rep. Bill Huizenga (R-Mich.) says there’s “definitely” going to be changes in health care delivery after Republicans repeal the Affordable Care Act, and people are going to need to take more responsibility for the cost of their treatment.

He gave a personal example of how do this: When his 10-year-old son recently fell on the driveway one evening and injured his arm, Huizenga waited until the next day to take him to the doctor because it cost less than bringing him to the emergency room that night.


I believe that the reason this person won the award is damn obvious……

To the honorable Rep. Bill Huizenga…..congrats on your award……and we at IST look forward to your views in 2017….Good luck.  (a copy of this post will be emailed to the office of the winner)

Enjoy your weekend.