Day: December 30, 2010

2010 Anal-Ocity Award Winner

After much time and voting the final results are in….(cue tall slinky red head to enter…stage right)….We searched for the most perfect anal statement of the year and then we asked our readers and friends to vote for the most anal one of the the lot………and the winners are…….(insert drum roll and trumpets here)……

The second runner-up was #3…the SC lawmaker that called GOP candidate a “raghead”

First runner-up is #1….the NATO envoy that said Kabul Afghanistan was a safe city…….

And now for the moment we have all been waiting for……(send in dancing girls, the drum line group…and a couple of trumpet players in tights)……..

The winner of 2010 Anal-Ocity Award is……..

#5…….A Muslim cleric in Iran when talking about the increase in earthquake activity….

“Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes,”

A shame……we cannot mail this moron a copy of his award…….

If Ever Witchcraft Was Needed

Now would be a good time to use all that one has learned at the coven……

It seems that someone has taken an interest in the campaign funds of Delware’s Christine O’Donnell……as reported in TPM………

Federal officials have reportedly opened a criminal probe into whether former Republican Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell broke the law by using campaign money to pay personal expenses, the Associated Press reported Wednesday.

The feds are looking into whether O’Donnell’s spent $20,000 dollars in campaign money on personal expenses and rent, MSNBC reported. The probe stems from a complaint by the group Citizens For Responsibility And Ethics In Washington (CREW) which was filed back in September.

O’Donnell set a state record by raising more than $7.3 million for her campaign but has faced questions about her campaign finances. TPM reported that her last minute campaign hires included an anti-gay crusader and that she spent $200,000 on her “I’m Not A Witch” and Yale ads.But O’Donnell basically admitted that CREW’s main charge were true back in October, conceding she used campaign cash to pay rent on her Delaware town house because it doubled as campaign headquarters, which CREW charged amounted to using her primary campaign “as her personal ATM.” Commission rules “say candidates can’t use campaign money for their mortgage or rent ‘even if part of the residence is being used by the campaign’.”

Twitching one’s nose might be in order about now……blinking or nodding or snapping of fingers….something….to get ones self out of a predicament…….