Yea…that is right….even more mental masturbation……notes that I have taken and have yet to be a major posts…..

1–Sec. of Defense Robt.  Gates recently said of the allies fighting in Afghanistan:

Gates warned that Europe’s aversion to war was doing serious harm to assorted US military operations with NATO backing, and was therefore “an impediment” to the lasting peace he envisions those wars eventually creating.

So fighting a war for peace is kinda like f*cking for virginity…in my book…a real lame ass statement……

2–Meeting of the Mind(less)–Before thousands of Minnesotans, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann delivered a hard-edged message Wednesday of freedoms threatened and an overreaching liberal government that must be stopped at the polls in the fall elections.

They pitched “common-sense conservatism,” wrapped in patriotic, down-home language, and voiced a repeated call to return Bachmann to Congress.  Common sense?  So it is common sense to cook up lies, hate and violence….?

3–“HE IS A SOCIALIST!”  We have heard it all before, but wait…this is NOT about Obama….nope…Glenn Beck has called Mitt Romney a SOCIALIST!……

4–The South will do it again!  VA. governor has issued a proclamation making April Confederate History Month, returning to a ploy by Repubs governors in the past…..okay if anyone goes South they will notice the pride that Southerns have for the Civil War…even though they lost…..they will say that it is about culture not racism…..okay let us look at that…..the Civil War was a treasonous war fought by rebels in the US of A….it is that simple!

5–Stormy Daniels from Louisiana is switching parties in her bid for a senate seat…..why is this news?

Stormy Daniels, the former porn star who has been debating whether to run for Senate in Louisiana for what seems like decades, says she’ll make her decision April 15. More important, she announced Tuesday that if she does run — because apparently she hasn’t had enough time to ponder that decision — she’ll do it as a Republican.

she said.

“While this decision has not been an easy one, recent events regarding Republican National Committee fundraising at Voyeur, an L.A.-based lesbian bondage-themed nightclub, finally tipped the scales,” she said in a statement. “For me, this spirit can be summed up in the RNC’s investment of donor funds at Voyeur. As someone who has worked extensively in both the club and film side of the adult entertainment industry, I know from experience that a mere $1,900 outlay at a club with the reputation of Voyeur is a clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return.”

She has my vote and I do not live in Louisiana……she could give the definition of backroom deals a whole new perspective….wink wink

6–With the economic picture not so bright there has been an increase of men getting vasectomies…..but there has also been an increase of the procedure around major sporting events like Super bowl, March madness and the Masters…..it is because the recovery from the surgery could give them cover from a nagging wife…but wait!  the Masters?  How fucking sick is a man that would have his nuts cut on so he could relax and watch golf unmolested?

7–08 April 2010–Tiger tees off at the Masters!  Who fucking cares?  Maybe now we can get back to real news and leave the gossip for smaller minds…