Inkwell Institute
This is one of my favorite parts of having my blog, Info ink….we pick the most anal statements of the year and ask our readers to vote on the one that they think is the most anal of the group. We then award our annual award the Assie, to the winner.
Last year, 2009, was a great year for those people and their anal statements…….We at the Inkwell Institute poured over the Anal-ocity post to come up with the most anal statements.
It was a difficult choice because so many have said so much that was anal, but we have put together the ones we thought would be the best of the worst…..
1–“I hope he fails” Limbaugh on Pres. Obama
2–Radio talk show host Bill Cunningham out of Cincinnati said on his show, “The poor are not that way because they lack money, but rather they lack values, ethics and morals.”
3–“The Quran is perfect just the way it is, that’s why it is only written in Islamic.”……Former Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
4–“There will be a retention award. Please do not call it a bonus,” said James Gorman, co-president of Morgan Stanley.
5–“When (President Franklin) Roosevelt did this, he put our country into a Great Depression, He tried to borrow and spend, he tried to use the Keynesian approach, and our country ended up in a Great Depression. That’s just history.” Rep. Steve Austria (R-OH).
6–“placing a bible over an erect penis before intercourse is the only guaranteed way to prevent the spread of Aids.” Pope Benedict
7–“People are taking these animals as their husbands? What’s husbandry?” Miami Democratic senator Larcenia Bullard
8–“I believe that there is a very strong chance that we will see that young people will be put into mandatory service. And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people,” Micele Bachmann (R-MN) on volunteerism….
9–“We can’t return to a bubble-and-bust, borrow-and-spend economy based on maxed-out credit cards, over-leveraged banks, and financial profits that were only real on paper,” Pres. Obama said at a fundraiser in May 09….
10-“If he does not turn to God and does not turn his life around, I am asking God to enforce imprecatory prayers that are throughout the Scripture that would cause him death, that’s correct.” said by baptist preacher Wylie Drake when asked if he wanted Obama to die.
11-“I am not a quitter, I am a fighter” Sarah Palin when she announced that she was resigning as governor.
12-“we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis; and WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery” from a proclamation authored by Oklahoma state representative Sally Kerns.
Over the years I have tried to give my readers a voice in the world and I would like to thank ALL my readers and commenters…I do appreciate your participation in Info Ink. Please read over the nominees and vote for the most anal statement of the past year, 2009. Thanks again hopefully 2010 will be another good year for us bloggers.
13–Finally, this one is from Fox’s O’Reilly when an interview with a judge on the upcoming terrorists trials in NYC….he was told that the trials were within the bounds of the US Constitution and O’Reilly replied: ‘I don’t care about the Constitution.’