A “relaxing, calm, beautiful place” may not be everyone’s description of Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, where the United States holds about 240 prisoners in a detention center that has drawn condemnation from around the world.

But this was the opinion of reigning Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela, who visited the U.S. naval facility in eastern Cuba this month on a trip organized by the United Service Organizations (USO) which supports U.S. troops.

“I didn’t want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful,” she added.

Seems there is a bit of a disconnect between what Miss universe saw and what the detainees see.  Are there two Gitmos?

Or maybe it was the pack of drooling hard legs that followed her around dry humping everything in sight.

Who knows?