**Is this a true report or some ‘Onion-like” sarcasm?**
I leave out today with the most fascinating story of the day (at least for me)….it details things that happen when Donny met Vlad in Alaska….
There seem to be a problem with American toilets….he is not allowed to leave any dumps on American soil….
Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump recently met in Alaska. While the Russian leader made several stops on his trip to the U.S., he didn’t make any to the bathroom — because his bodyguards won’t let him defecate into an American toilet.
In 2022, a group of investigative journalists alleged that Russia’s Federal Protection Service collects Putin’s bodily waste during foreign trips, storing his urine and feces in a special briefcase to prevent others from obtaining information about his health.
This actually makes a weird sort of sense, as rumors about Putin’s ill health have been swirling for years, and leaving any excrement that can be tested would allow any opposing nation to score some propaganda points by discovering he has, I don’t know, mumps or something.
Still, if your job involves you dropping the kids off not at the pool, but in a briefcase, you might want to consider a career change.
(ebaumsworld.com)
Now there is a dream job….collecting Putin poop and then lugging it around.
Hows did the MSM miss this story?
It is far more interesting than then lameass meeting the two ‘super stars’ held recently.
Sorry I could not resist this story.
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