Tag: Penis Removal

One Of Those “Ah Sh*t” Moments!

The first weekend of the new year and time for a much needed mental rest…..have been going full tilt boogie since December 5th when my father died…..yes now is the time to sit back and just let the world revolve and leave me the Hell alone…..if you know what I mean?

We all have had moments in our lives when we were trying to accomplish something and everything goes horribly wrong, right?  For me those are “Ah Sh*t” moments!

And this story is a big “ah sh*t” moment….probably the biggest……

(Newser) – Sad news from Pittsburgh: An orthodox rabbi is being sued for accidentally severing a baby’s penis during a traditional bris ceremony, CBS Pittsburgh reports. Rabbi Mordechai Rosenberg allegedly botched the bris eight months ago, forcing the baby to be hospitalized for almost two months and undergo six blood transfusions. But doctors say the penis was successfully reattached. “It doesn’t always work,” said a surgeon who wasn’t involved in the case. Even after successful “microsurgery”, “sometimes the nerves don’t heal well beyond where you reattached it.”

Rabbi Rosenberg says on his website that he is a “certified mohel” and notes that a doctor’s medical circumcision “is not considered valid according to Jewish law.” However, attorney David Llewellyn tells CBS that the training of mohels is dangerously unregulated: “I think the government probably should require some sort of training if this is going to be done,” he said. But Rosenberg said he is “trained in this” and called the incident a “horrible situation” and a “tragic accident.” He has continued to perform circumcisions.

What does this guy have to do before someone intervenes and puts this guy out to pasture?  You know there are three people you never want to hear utter the traditional ‘oops’….those are a bomb tech,  your surgeon and the hairy dude that is threatening your penis with a tool that looks like it came from the Spanish Inquisition……

Having The Worse Day Ever!

The Repubs are still saying no…..Bachmann is still spouting crap…..Obama is still prez…..so not much happening this w/end it has got to be Sexy Sunday!

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

Man Sues After Dangle Was Cut Off

My first reaction was, “Ya Think?”, then it was OUCH!

Phillip Seaton, 61, and his wife are seeking unspecified compensation from Dr. John M. Patterson and the medical practice that performed the circumcision for “loss of service, love and affection.” The Seatons also are seeking unspecified punitive damages from Patterson and the medical practice, Commonwealth Urology.

A woman who answered the phone at Commonwealth Urology would not take a message for the doctor Thursday. But the Seaton’s attorney said the doctor’s post-surgical notes show the doctor thought he detected cancer and removed the penis. Attorney Kevin George said a later test did detect cancer.

The Seatons’ suit is similar to one in which an Indianapolis man was awarded more than $2.3 million in damages after he claimed his penis and left testicle were removed without his consent during surgery for an infection in 1997.