Now That’s Poetic Justice

This should have been the number one story of the week…..not something that Trump said or Putin did or…….

I am a supporter of preserving animals….especially those nearing extinction….like elephants, lions, cheetahs, and rhinos…….and that is where we pick up this story…..

There is a big business for poachers because somewhere in the world there is a limp dick individual that believes powdered rhino horn will put lead in his pencil…..bullsh*t!

So there are people that will go out and kill a rhino and cut off his horn to be used in a dick revival….it appears that  nature has stepped in and helped out at least this one time…..

In a case of poetic justice, rhino poachers were recently eaten by lions in a South African game reserve. A ranger at the Sibuya Game Reserve in the Eastern Cape discovered remains of at least two, possibly three people near a pride of lions Tuesday; an ax and three pairs of shoes and gloves were later found nearby. “We thought they must have been rhino poachers but the ax confirmed it,” the preserve owner says. “They use the rifle to shoot the animal and the ax to remove the horn.” He adds to AFP, “The comments on our Facebook are all talking about karma and warnings.” The lions had been heard making a “commotion” early Monday, Reuters reports.

Good riddance…..I would buy those lions a side of beef but I think they are full right now.

This gave me a good chuckle….and in the trouble times we have today I will take whatever humor the universe gives me…..

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7 thoughts on “Now That’s Poetic Justice

  1. A fitting end indeed. But as long as some stupid people in Asia go on thinking that dried horn will make them virile, it will never stop. It needs to banned in the countries where it is sold. Or give them free viagra instead.
    Best wishes, Pete.

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