I guess my fascination with breasts came from my younger days as a breast fed baby…….since then I cannot get enough of the boob…..I know that makes me a male chauvinistic toad…..but I am what I am (to quote Popeye)………so is there a line that I will not cross? Yes and here it is…….
This from the WEEK magazine……..
If you’ve ever woken up in a cold sweat longing for the warm, familiar ambrosia stored in your mother’s teat, we’ve got some good news for you: An Austin-based candy-maker called Lollyphile is now selling breast milk–flavored lollipops for adventurous adults looking to indulge their oral fixations.
The lollipops don’t actually contain any breast milk — they’re vegan and mostly made of sugar — but were created by taste-testing real breast milk generously donated by four new moms. “Can you imagine armies of pumping mothers?” Lollyphile founder Jason Darling says in an interview with the Los Angeles Times. “Managing that would be a logistical nightmare.”
As for what these Oedipal confections actually taste like, the flavor is “sort of like almond milk,” says Darling, “but sweeter.” Since debuting the pops on the Lollyphile website on Monday, the company says it has already sold a few thousand treats.
But maybe we shouldn’t be too surprised by the candy’s overnight success. After all, there are already communities online solely devoted to developing recipes from nutrient-dense, human lactate — everything from cheese to strawberry buttercream cupcakes.
“These lollipops won’t bring back childhood memory,” write the lollipop’s creators at their website. But they are “quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavor of all time.”
Give the breast milk–flavored pops a try here.
Okay everyone reading please weigh in on this…….thanx
I don’t know what to say. I’m at a loss…….gross.
think Ben & Jerry were gonna have a breast milk ice cream at one point…..so why not a sucker?
That is just fucking great! I wonder if they have penis flavored ones for the gals? [I know in advance I’ll be eating some dung for that one ].
Hansi, my daughter may be the first to give you grief….LOL
” An Austin-based candy-maker called Lollyphile is now selling breast milk–flavored lollipops for adventurous adults looking to indulge their oral fixations.”
Oh jeezus. Gag with me a spoon
Ditto!
you’re killing me. “since then I cannot get enough of the boob…” really? that’s gross. seriously. no kid wants to hear that coming from her father. oh yeah. happy father’s day, weirdo.
Kissy….luv u 2….