Government is trying to force Americans to be more healthy and to stop smoking…..their attempts are not producing the results that they would like…at least not as quickly as they want.  But I read an article the other day that would put the liomber in your Johnson and be a hell of an incentive to stop smoking.

A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars. Josh Muszynski checked his account online a few hours later and saw the 17-digit number — a stunning $23,148,855,308,184,500 (twenty-three quadrillion, one hundred forty-eight trillion, eight hundred fifty-five billion, three hundred eight million, one hundred eighty-four thousand, five hundred dollars).

That could give a person a stroke and that would permanently stop the urge to light up.

There is a bit of good news from this story:

Muszynski says he spent two hours on the phone with Bank of America trying to sort out the string of numbers and the $15 overdraft fee.

The bank corrected the error the next day.

As absurd as this story is the part that amazed me was the $15 overdraft fee……you mean that nowhere in the huge bank of computers that a red flag was not triggered by a $23 quadrillion charge….I mean we are talking about more money than all the cash in the world…and nowhere was this noticed?

Or maybe we should let him put the cost of Health care on his card……

All is well that ends well……..