In the South where I live this has been a bitch of a summer with heat indices up around 105 to 112…it really…really sucks!  But I had thought of getting naked as a way to cool off…but then I saw this story in the Associated Press:

LINCOLN, Neb. – Lincoln police arrested a man who they said made up a story about being robbed to explain why he was walking around a city park naked. Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said the man was arrested and jailed Wednesday night on suspicion of indecent exposure and making a false statement to police.

Police found the man naked in a southwest Lincoln city park on Monday. He told police a man with a gun tried to rob him, but he did not have any money, so the robber took his clothes.

Flood said the man really took off his clothes because he was hot. He walked around naked for about an hour, but afterward, he couldn’t find his clothes.

This is one of my favs…and this guy is in the running for moron of the week……