Time for the news that is as worthless as tits on a boar. These are the news stories that were on the national media show on cable.

1–More kids killing family members

2–More fires in California

3–More crappy weather, tornadoes

4–EOS Airlines going bankrupt

5–10 month old baby was issued a gun permit

6–Fla. teacher arrested for the 3rd time for having sex with students–not same student

7–Mayor in Chile gives men over 60 Viagra for free–a re-election ploy

8–Another surfer dies from shark attack

9–Some moron tries to cash $360 billion forged check–he was caught–ya think?

THat is all the news you cannot use–Peace Out!