Last Week At The Sh*t Show–29Mar26

Another week of Donny and the clowns he has around him….they seem to get more silly and more extreme with the passing of every week.

This past week was fully of disgusting and pathetic dribbles from Donny and of course his butt boys in DC….

Where to begin?

Donny likes feeding his ego so let’s start there…..

With the war with Iran raging Donny re-names the Straight of Hormuz….

President Trump called the Strait of Hormuz, the “Strait of Trump” at the Future Investment Initiative (FII) summit on Friday as the war in Iran continues to escalate.

Trump spoke in Miami at the Saudi Arabia-run summit, where he discussed some of his most pressing economic issues, including the war in Iran, and the continued blockade in the Strait of Hormuz.

“They have to open it up. They have to open up the straight of Trump. I mean, harmless. Excuse me. I’m so sorry. Such a terrible mistake. The fake news will say, he accidentally said that. There’s no accidents with me. Not too many. If there were, we’d have a major story,” he said.

(themirror.com)

How about a statue?

While Americans are dealing with rising gas prices, Donald Trump appears to be more concerned with getting a statue of himself built, RadarOnline.com can reveal.

During his Cabinet meeting on Thursday, March 26, the president shrugged off a possible solution to increasing gas prices, instead taking the discussion in a whole other direction.

(radaronline.com)

That worthless douche/bag Speaker of the House wants to make it official…..

Congressional Republicans created an award to give to President Donald Trump on Wednesday.

House Republicans held their annual National Republican Congressional Committee fundraiser on Wednesday night in Washington, D.C. Before Trump spoke, Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) announced that the NRCC had come up with a new honor to bestow on the president.

“We wanted to do one thing before we bring the president out to the stage,” Johnson said, before saying Trump works “literally around the clock to fix every issue” and is solving “all the domestic problems.” As such, the speaker said, House Republicans created a new award:

And we want to honor him in some small way, some token of our appreciation for his leadership. And so, tonight, we have created a new award. We’re going to do something we’ve never done before. We’re going to honor him with a new award that we’ll present annually from this point forward. But he is the suitable and fitting receipient of the first-ever America First Award. We could think of no better title for what that is. That’s this beautiful golden statue here. Appropriate for the new golden era in America.

Mike Johnson Announces, ‘We Have Created a New Award’ To Give Trump: ‘This Beautiful Golden Statue’

Then there his signature on our paper money….pathetic.

Louisiana is naming a bridge after this total buttwad….

A new bridge spanning the Mississippi River will likely be named after President Donald Trump after the full Louisiana state house approved the bill to build the bridge, which could cost as much as $3 billion, WWL radio reported Tuesday.

State Rep. Jeremy Lacombe said that they’re hoping that they can get federal funding for the bridge to be built, and that naming if after Trump might help.

(alternet.org)

Just a few of the feedings of Donny inflated ego.

Then there is the pack of idiots that do as they are told….Pistol Pete for instance….

The Pentagon is working with private companies to control what we know about Donald Trump’s reckless military campaign in Iran.

Leaked U.S. military guidance obtained by independent journalist Ken Klippenstein Tuesday revealed instructions to dozens of commercial satellite operators about how to describe the extent of the damage in Iran.

The Pentagon warned against using language that assumed “operational conclusions,” such as “Target destroyed” or “Target eliminated.” Instead, the language should describe only “observable infrastructure damage.”

Rather than saying things like “Strike successfully destroys facility,” companies were urged to say things like “Imagery shows the structure largely collapsed with debris covering the building footprint.”

Perhaps the U.S. military was hoping to avoid more claims that Iranian assets had been “obliterated” that they would have to walk back afterward. In any case, the Pentagon appears to be exercising censorship over what Americans are allowed to know, allowing Trump to prosecute his war in Iran with impunity.

https://newrepublic.com/post/208122/pentagon-directing-satellite-companies-censor-iran-war-information

Donny makes bones about his cabinet….

“I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better,” said Trump. “I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.”

Even people on the inside doubt his abilities…..

Yet behind closed doors, doubts about Trump’s own intelligence have circulated among his inner circle, Michael Wolff said on the Inside Trump’s Head podcast.

Wolff, who was granted inside access to the White House during the chaotic opening months of Trump’s first term, recalled a conversation he had at the time with “Trump whisperer” Sam Nunberg, who advised Trump in his early political forays before being forced out of the 2016 campaign when racist Facebook comments he made resurfaced.

“I remember Sam looked at me and he said, ‘You don’t get it, do you?’ And I was like, ‘Tell me.’ And he said, ‘He’s an idiot,’” Wolff recounted.

In response to Wolff’s comments, Nunberg, 44, previously told the Daily Beast, “That was a long time ago and President Trump has certainly proved me wrong by getting [re-elected] in 2024.”

Wolff said Steve Bannon, another political adviser and a key source for his 2018 tell-all Fire and Fury, “absolutely” believed Trump was an “idiot,” too.

(thedailybeast.com)

We all know just how fucking crazy Donny’s boyz are but this guy at FEMA takes the cake (at least for last week)….

https://www.alternet.org/gregg-phillips/

A typical MAGA Twat.

Once all this is making my skin crawl and I need a diversion from the slimy people running this country.

Something to lighten the mood….

Our area has had a bunch of porch pirate incidents in the last couple of months….I even lost a 20 lb bag of bird seed in an Amazon box…..so I started looking for how others have handled porch pirates.

No sympathy from me…..

That Was The Week That Was…..

Have a wonderful Sunday and as always…..Be Well abs Be Safe…..

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