Daily Agitator
I have joked about the connectivity of my electronic stuff for sometime now…it seems that I have a major problem with connection…..I have made many jokes….but that was a coping mechanism…..there is NOTHING funny about the problem….at least not to me….
It all began with me wanting to move into the 21st century and get a Blackberry….that way I could stay connected even when out and about….yes, it is important to me….I am a news and political junkie, so knowing who was doing who is preferable…..
I got my phone in the mail and set about activating it….that was 3 weeks ago and ….you guess it!….I am still NOT activated….I call the techno geeks for some assistance and they go about issuing ticket numbers and having me wait for 24 hours before activation…..3 weeks later I am still waiting for the goddamn activation. I am over the 24 hour phone tag!
I have given them a choice…..new phone or money returned and I am waiting for that to materialize…(update to follow)…..
My next trip along the connectile dysfunction was my wireless router crap out and had to get a new one……NOTHING is ever simple! My defunct router was a simple box that connected to the cable modem and away we went….lots of connectivity……
I spent most of a day trying to find a simple router that would just get me connected wirelessly….HA HA HA HA HA!……in the 21st century NOTHING is that easy! After scouring the area I was left with about 10 different routers, none were a simple fix, that I had to program my PC to do everything but give me a blowjob….but if you just want to be connected you are shit out of luck! Now they are for the gamers, and the photo freaks and the youtubers, etc…..NOTHING IS SIMPLE!
Btw READ the instruction first….believe me it makes all the difference in the world……
The good news is I am connected wirelessly and can feed on the political stuff until I am full….but I cannot leave the house……I still DO NOT have a goddamn phone…..!!!!!!!!!
Have a nice day, my ass!