Day: March 15, 2009

The Liberation Of Women

As usual today is a bit slow from the trials and tribulations of politics and Washington…..so as usual it will be Sexy Sunday…..enjoy.

Feminists of the world sit down before you read this. The Vatican newspaper says that perhaps the washing machine did more to liberate women in the 20th century than the pill or the right to work.

The submission was made in a lengthy article titled “The Washing Machine and the Liberation of Women – Put in the Detergent, Close the Lid and Relax.”

The article was printed at the weekend in l’Osservatore Romano, the semi-official Vatican newspaper, to mark international Women’s Day on Sunday.

It then goes on to talk about the history of washing machines, starting with a rudimentary model in 1767 in Germany and ending up with today’s trendy launderettes where a woman can have a cappuccino with friends while the tumbler turns.

(THINKING)…….write this day down for I am about to do something that you may NEVER see again….on this I will agree with the Vatican.  Not for the reasons that they put forth, but from a completely different perspective.

The Washing Machine on spin cycle is a great place to have sex!  My daughter was concieved on a Maytag, hence her name……I have even heard that it is good for self-erotica purposes also (was told that by a bartender in Hooters).

So yes, the Washing Machine is a grerat invention…but the Vatican just needed to do a little more research before they offered their paper.

A New “Pole” Tax

State Assemblyman Felix Ortiz, a Brooklyn Democrat, is still pushing hard for a special tax on strip clubs, which he says would raise money to help victims of human trafficking. When Ortiz first proposed the tax last year, he also floated the idea of requiring strippers to purchase licenses before they could legally dance erotically. There’s no mention of licensing in today’s AP article, which reports only that Ortiz would like to levy a statewide, $10 tax on patrons of nude and seminude dance clubs and strip bars. Ortiz argues that the tax would generate plenty of desperately-needed dollar bills for sex trafficking victims at a time when there’s no money in the budget to assist them. The bill doesn’t have a Senate sponsor yet, but if it passes, strip club owners will probably just dodge the tax by moving their operations to bicycles.

This should help places like Hooters….where men can go to play out some silly fantasy that these young women are interested in them.  No lap dance!  A few more clothes but what the hell boobs are boobs….butts are butts…..maybe now younger men will learn to use their imagination a little more.  And there is NO cover charge….YET!

I Have All Sober To Sunday Up

The more things change, the more they stay the same……

Young people across the county are being encouraged to think more about their sexual health following research which has revealed the shocking finding that one in three young people in the county have had drunken sex.

It also found one in five (22 per cent) of young people have gone home with a stranger while 15 per cent have invited a stranger back to their home.

Almost all the 16 to 24-year-olds surveyed by YouthNet were sexually active (92 per cent) and more than a third (37 per cent) first had sex under the legal age of 16.

More than a third of girls (36.9 per cent) and just under one fifth of boys (19 per cent) said they thought they should have waited longer to have sex.

Almost one in three boys (29.9 per cent) and one in five girls (19.1 per cent) said they had been drinking when they first had sex.

One in five boys did not use contraception when they first had sex (21.5 per cent), compared with one in ten girls (11 per cent.)