This is the first anal statement of the New Year and I am sure there will be many, many more.  They get no better than this.

Radio talk show host Bill Cunningham out of Cincinnati said on his show, “The poor are not that way because they lack money, but rather they lack values, ethics and morals.”

A tired old saying that was proved wrong about 50 years ago; I guess that conservatives just take longer to get the news than the rest of us, huh?

Also please go to the “Assie” Ward and vote for the 2008 Anal-ocity.